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Summoning Coco Zaryan No.40648
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So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.
The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better.
It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good.
It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals
Zaryan No.40649
UR GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR TRYING THIS CRAP
Zaryan No.40650
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Here is the second phase concerning the actual ritual, which may be hard for those of you who don’t watch rugby.
The first step is you need to find a night when the South African rugby team is playing the New Zealand team. I don’t have time to explain why, you can ask her yourself. But the point is that it can only be done on a night where South Africa beats New Zealand.
Anyway, while the South African national anthem is being played you need to lay the biltong neatly in a plate. Don’t touch it. Watch the full game. If South Africa wins turn off the TV immediately, and light a candle over the biltong while taking care not to spill any wax over it.
You need to chant the following Afrikaans phrase 7 times now. “Jy weet nie wat ons weet nie, ek is nie n poes nie”
And if you’re lucky you’ll have a coco of your very own
Zaryan No.40651
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>Go ahead, perform the summoning ritual, you will be rewarded with Coco of your own!
Zaryan No.40652
>>40651
The devil isn’t South African doe
Zaryan No.40653
>>40652
He always lies about himself
Zaryan No.40654
>>40649
>>40651
>>40653
Religious people once again trying to deny you the right to your own coco. Sad reality we live in
Zaryan No.41063
Did this work?
Zaryan No.41065
>>41063
Doubtlessly.
Zaryan No.41066
Are you South African? Is South Africa really such a niggerhell as people say?
Zaryan No.41069
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>>41066
A century ago Whites had made up 22% of total population there.
Now Whites make up only 7%.
So, yeah, SA became a niggerhell.
Zaryan No.41070
>>41069
that's why Coco is built for BBC
Zaryan No.41071
>>41069
>78% of SA population before is niggers
No difference actually...
Zaryan No.41072
>>41070
Big Boer Cuck? I agree
Zaryan No.41073
>>41071
At least they were apartheided
Zaryan No.41074
>>41072
Cuck? What kind of a fail is this
Zaryan No.41077
>>41074
I don't fuck people under 18
Zaryan No.41078
stop talking about colored cocks ffs
Zaryan No.41079
>>41077
But cuck isn't the opposite to pedophile...
Zaryan No.41081
>>41079
What are you talking about?
Zaryan No.41086
>>41070
*BIC
Zaryan No.41087
>>41086
Too late nigger
Zaryan No.41115
>>41081
I guess you just mistyped in that reply
Zaryan No.41224
this is satanic o algo… you can attract cocos by being a kind and interesting person and improving yourself
Zaryan No.41228
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Sacrifice nigger children to summon Coco
Zaryan No.41230
fakecel above me
Zaryan No.41231
>>41230
i meant >>41224
Zaryan No.41232
>>41228
This
Zaryan No.41248
>>41231
Fail of the century.
Zaryan No.41252
>>41224
tsmt and I'm not even christian
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