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So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process.
The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better.
It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good.
It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals
The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better.
It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good.
It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals
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Here is the second phase concerning the actual ritual, which may be hard for those of you who don’t watch rugby.
The first step is you need to find a night when the South African rugby team is playing the New Zealand team. I don’t have time to explain why, you can ask her yourself. But the point is that it can only be done on a night where South Africa beats New Zealand.
Anyway, while the South African national anthem is being played you need to lay the biltong neatly in a plate. Don’t touch it. Watch the full game. If South Africa wins turn off the TV immediately, and light a candle over the biltong while taking care not to spill any wax over it.
You need to chant the following Afrikaans phrase 7 times now. “Jy weet nie wat ons weet nie, ek is nie n poes nie”
And if you’re lucky you’ll have a coco of your very own
The first step is you need to find a night when the South African rugby team is playing the New Zealand team. I don’t have time to explain why, you can ask her yourself. But the point is that it can only be done on a night where South Africa beats New Zealand.
Anyway, while the South African national anthem is being played you need to lay the biltong neatly in a plate. Don’t touch it. Watch the full game. If South Africa wins turn off the TV immediately, and light a candle over the biltong while taking care not to spill any wax over it.
You need to chant the following Afrikaans phrase 7 times now. “Jy weet nie wat ons weet nie, ek is nie n poes nie”
And if you’re lucky you’ll have a coco of your very own
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>Go ahead, perform the summoning ritual, you will be rewarded with Coco of your own!
Are you South African? Is South Africa really such a niggerhell as people say?
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A century ago Whites had made up 22% of total population there.
Now Whites make up only 7%.
So, yeah, SA became a niggerhell.
A century ago Whites had made up 22% of total population there.
Now Whites make up only 7%.
So, yeah, SA became a niggerhell.
this is satanic o algo… you can attract cocos by being a kind and interesting person and improving yourself
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Sacrifice nigger children to summon Coco
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