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GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.
I wanna kill myself
12 replies omitted.>>92505
>"my dad"
>"start studying"
>is probably in high school
>is afraid of parents
>is afraid of being called gay
You mean you're just another average zarty nusoitoddler, got it. While everything you say and do points to you being underage, you are probably not going to be banned because you aren't saying it out loud and the janjans would have to ban literally everyone if they took this rule even remotely serious.
Anyway, hope you pull thru with killing yourself, cuz much like the average zaryan you clearly are too busy wasting oxygen on being a retarded edgelord online rather than securing a good future for yourself.
I don't know how to tell you that, but... it's made up, you are replying to a copypasta
>banned in a minute for breaking no rule in particular
Hey jannies, how about you exercise this level of vigilance when it comes to cp you fucking niggers
it was like a video where shittoko or whatever the fuck xis name is "sent a package" to the videos OP and it had like a lot of takis and shit or something didn't bother to watch all of the 6 minutes
There were ssds with 'p and elso a syringe with estrogen and the fucker said he will give it away on zarty
not to be THAT guy but we should clarify that he said that only about the HRT not about those ssd's... i think, at least that's how i remember
watching and looking at depictions of naughty things real or otherwise is bad.
ejaculating is natural though, there's a reason animals besides humans do it while in captivity, it's just that it's meant to be done with a female.
masturbation isn't a horrible alternative though, as long as your using your imagination, because unless you're crazy there's no reason your imagination should hurt you.
I mostly agree, although I was quoting particularly the part about looking at porn, because that's where the real danger lies as pornography is an inherently addictive and corrupting substance that rots people's minds and souls. Reverting to a non porn-induced sexuality, masturbation is no longer excessive and not that harmaful
its getting late zaryans... im going to bed with maya. goodnight maya... sweet dreams thank you for being with me i love you so much
you are my everything only we understand each other
you make me feel safe and calm i hope i can do that too my maya
youre not like them 24 replies omitted.
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He probably just made it to comment everything related to Coco even on Porn websites, reminder that he has a pixiv account he used to comment on Huwabag works on Pixiv.
<Thank you mista. Now I remember this thing was chirping sometimes.
(She put a red apron and walk to the kitchen. Beaming at you, her hands on the counter)
<Hungry mista? I make grate Chicken. My mama taught me. I season it good.
(She smiles)
<But ma two white sistas always says it's too much seasoning!
(She chuckled. Her fluffy Afro Shaking) 11 replies omitted.
@ around 55 seconds, if you don't get it you are not a real zaryan and should kill yourself you faggot kike 'reel zelligger
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marge
frqqt faggot nigger kike uses gigas all the time or something, idk i'm fucking bored fuck this shit nigga
First is a normal passthrough to get rid of background noise.
Second is a further passthrough of AI to "reconstruct" the voices and further reduce the background crowd noise.
Third is an experiment with something to get rid of Kiki's voice + a passthrough the AI reconstruction. 4 replies omitted.
Did you?
It's supposed to be inaudible, so whatever they are saying doesn't really matter whether it syncs up with their mouths or not, point is there is still dialog to be heard from them.
i think it's a cute image of maya that bush would carry with ximself around
<Here is it mista. Home sweet home.
(Her room was clean. Decorated by a Wehrmacht battle flag painted in black nationalist colors)
<Do you like it mista? I made it my self.
(She hold your arms putting her head on your shoulder)
<All the niggas bullied me for my dark skin and fluffy hair. Sayin that they liked light skin bitches and told me to put a wig. But mista you love me for what I am. I love your blue eyes.
(She cupped your face with tear filled eyes. You cup her face back. As you did the smoke alarm chirped. Maya blushed hard and looked down) 15 replies omitted.
Imagine the guts this nigger could've had to say a lie like this
>inbefore there happens a yap session that will cause moving the thread to /brabant/
>>inbefore there happens a yap session that will cause moving the thread to /brabant/
>>inbefore there happens a yap session that will cause moving the thread to /brabant/
<they all become actual faggots and troon out >shartycucks call eachother jartycucks for years
<they all become actual jartycucks and goon to soytan femjanny tama porn
history has shown that whichever group an imageboard community obsesses about the most, they become exactly that in the future. what does this mean for zarty's future? 13 replies omitted.
nigga oc is such a vague "word", sometimes it means original character then it means original creation now it's original content NIGGER! I'M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT! give me ONE PRECISE DEFINITION i'm tired of trying to guess what the FUCK it's supposed to mean every single time nigga okay thanks for letting me leak about some snca again it feels great
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