Ongezellig

The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.

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MASSA

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Massad has reached 100k subscribers rn 5 replies omitted.

finally made something award (i can't draw doe) 63 replies omitted.

poop and Mayas dying 19 replies omitted.

hey, i found this place after watching a video from saberspark about that weird dutch anime
what exactly goes on here? is it just talking, theorizing, and ironically shipping cursed stuff? 10 replies omitted.

What are the implications of Maya being a Joi AI in 2040s 52 replies omitted.

What are the chances of Rens being an actual chud? 17 replies omitted.

>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag 4 replies omitted.

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas- 20 replies omitted.

post her in this bread 38 replies omitted.

Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps 9 replies omitted.

Kiki - Drunken Sailor 15 replies omitted.

>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE 20 replies omitted.

So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it. 18 replies omitted.

Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.

Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164

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