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>is a real autist unlike Maya
>is a real white european unlike Coco
>has better personality than Mymy
>french girl
>loves pirates which is a better hobby than larping as VOC colonialist
>actually has breasts unlike mymy
Can any Zaryans tell me why they thirst over those inferior three sisters again?
>is a real white european unlike Coco
>has better personality than Mymy
>french girl
>loves pirates which is a better hobby than larping as VOC colonialist
>actually has breasts unlike mymy
Can any Zaryans tell me why they thirst over those inferior three sisters again?
coco best girl. mymy has a great personality, and coco is whiter (blonde hair). Maya has ah day day anyway.
>>83771
>coco best girl
citation needed
>mymy has a great personality
you mean kiki
>coco is whiter (blonde hair)
just cause your hand is blonde doesn't make you white, kiki is a proven white by gene and blood
>Maya has ah day day anyway
Attention denial disorder, and not an autist unlike Kiki
>coco best girl
citation needed
>mymy has a great personality
you mean kiki
>coco is whiter (blonde hair)
just cause your hand is blonde doesn't make you white, kiki is a proven white by gene and blood
>Maya has ah day day anyway
Attention denial disorder, and not an autist unlike Kiki
OP had a dream and imagined 95% of what was written here, that's the only explanation
Medications are needed and a dose of assorted colored cocks too
Medications are needed and a dose of assorted colored cocks too
Ain't no way zartycuck got gaslit into think xhe's actually French 💀💀💀💀
>Noooooooooo don't thirst over THOSE 16-year-old girls thirst over THIS 16-year-old girl! Waaaaaaaah!!
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>>Waaaaaaaah!!
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>>83768
"Personality" like this bitch had any relevance in the deels themselves
"Personality" like this bitch had any relevance in the deels themselves
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GEEEEEEG ZELLIGNIGGERS OBSESSED WITH EMPTY CHARACTERS
>>83768
>Will never be a NEET
>Will never be an Aryan
>Will never be a nationalist (cucks for Somalis)
>Will never be Dutch
>Will never have a DFC
And you call my taste bad?
>Will never be a NEET
>Will never be an Aryan
>Will never be a nationalist (cucks for Somalis)
>Will never be Dutch
>Will never have a DFC
And you call my taste bad?
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so many butthurt zelligfaggots itt just because a single kikichad hurt their feelings im trans btw
>>83834
When was it confirmed that Kiki is french? It's a Dutch school
When was it confirmed that Kiki is french? It's a Dutch school
>>83939
she's french because she wants to rule over the sous-homme or something
also because i said so
she's french because she wants to rule over the sous-homme or something
also because i said so
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is Spy from TF2 Kiki's father?
>>113359
TF2 takes place in the 1970s and Spy is around 50 years old. Ongezellig take place in 2019 (or around that time based on other Ongezellig media). But how does this link to Spy being Kiki’s father? First of all they both have black hair and brown eyes, both speak french, cause she just does okay. And Spy’s job of being a spy clears the main counter argument of spy being too old cause Spy would be around 80 around the early 2000s when kiki was born. So in conclusion, Spy from TF2 is Kiki's father, and Scout is Kiki’s brother.
TF2 takes place in the 1970s and Spy is around 50 years old. Ongezellig take place in 2019 (or around that time based on other Ongezellig media). But how does this link to Spy being Kiki’s father? First of all they both have black hair and brown eyes, both speak french, cause she just does okay. And Spy’s job of being a spy clears the main counter argument of spy being too old cause Spy would be around 80 around the early 2000s when kiki was born. So in conclusion, Spy from TF2 is Kiki's father, and Scout is Kiki’s brother.
>>113360
All of this makes so little sense I would've assumed it was written by an ai in 2022.
They both have light blue eyes, not brown. The only canon instance of Kiki speaking is in the background of deel 3, and she speaks dutch there. Spy is a mercenary that works as a double agent. His profession does not explain in any way why he'd conceive Kiki in the early 2000s, in his 80s. Scout can't be Kiki's brother because Spy only had relations with Scout's mom the one time to make him (by accident). While spy would still be able to produce offspring in his 80s, Scout's mom could not. If she was Kiki's mom, Scout would've been Kiki's half-brother. Not that it matters, because Spy is french and lives in America. Kiki is dutch and lives in the Netherlands. Scout's mom is an american living in America. There's no Venn diagram putting Kiki anywhere near these 3 characters. There are hundreds of thousands of people that have these few characteristics you used in your theory (black hair and "brown" (blue) eyes, "french vibes"), that you could use the same logic to erroneously connect any two such characters.
All of this makes so little sense I would've assumed it was written by an ai in 2022.
They both have light blue eyes, not brown. The only canon instance of Kiki speaking is in the background of deel 3, and she speaks dutch there. Spy is a mercenary that works as a double agent. His profession does not explain in any way why he'd conceive Kiki in the early 2000s, in his 80s. Scout can't be Kiki's brother because Spy only had relations with Scout's mom the one time to make him (by accident). While spy would still be able to produce offspring in his 80s, Scout's mom could not. If she was Kiki's mom, Scout would've been Kiki's half-brother. Not that it matters, because Spy is french and lives in America. Kiki is dutch and lives in the Netherlands. Scout's mom is an american living in America. There's no Venn diagram putting Kiki anywhere near these 3 characters. There are hundreds of thousands of people that have these few characteristics you used in your theory (black hair and "brown" (blue) eyes, "french vibes"), that you could use the same logic to erroneously connect any two such characters.
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>>113361
>The only canon instance of Kiki speaking is in the background of deel 3, and she speaks dutch there.
your claim is reasonable and I did mean blue eyes but she is french proven by image 2 which is by Massa (if the zooru is correct), and people do speak other languages in Ongezellig as first or second languages like Yfke, Coco, even Cleo. that would explain the language part of your counter argument, but judging by Spy's past action of leaving Scout (to do his work) we can presume that spy may have many more children with many unknown woman.
>If she was Kiki's mom, Scout would've been Kiki's half-brother. Not that it matters, because Spy is french and lives in America.
I did imply them being step sibling but I apologize for not clarifying their status.
>Spy is french and lives in America. Kiki is dutch and lives in the Netherlands.
people are able to move around and judging by the TF2 comics, we never see where (or even if ) live somewhere.
image 1 is me coming up with this
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>>113372
get out of the thread. you Peebdo, Cleo lover, KYS as fast as possible
get out of the thread. you Peebdo, Cleo lover, KYS as fast as possible
>>113363
it sucks reading your posts…
>image 2 which is by Massa (if the zooru is correct)
it's tagged as massa's because the original image was made by studio massa. the flags were added as some retard's headcanon (probably on 'cord). officially, we only know of mymy's, coco's, maya's, and yfke's origins (and maybe tryn if we assume massa is implying heavily she's dutch from her looks and outfit).
>people do speak other languages in Ongezellig as first or second languages like Yfke, Coco, even Cleo.
>>113366
>Dutch, english, and germand
>nederlands, Engels, en Duits
that's like saying all americans speak french/spanish because they were taught them at school. most people only learn enough of a language to pass their grade and no more, then forget most of it. it's the same for any school subject. if you don't use chemistry for your job, you're not gonna learn any more chemistry than the basic amount you learned in school, and you're gonna forget everything you learned after a couple years.
>we can presume that spy may have many more children with many unknown woman
we know he did this during the time tf2 took place in, but at 80 years old, you can't just assume he was still traveling the world and being a spy.
>people are able to move around and judging by the TF2 comics, we never see where (or even if ) live somewhere.
"judging by the comics" yes we do see where the characters live. we see scout's, soldier's, demo's, heavy's, engineer's, and sniper's places of origin/current residences.
>image 1 is me coming up with this
you need more beer
it sucks reading your posts…
>image 2 which is by Massa (if the zooru is correct)
it's tagged as massa's because the original image was made by studio massa. the flags were added as some retard's headcanon (probably on 'cord). officially, we only know of mymy's, coco's, maya's, and yfke's origins (and maybe tryn if we assume massa is implying heavily she's dutch from her looks and outfit).
>people do speak other languages in Ongezellig as first or second languages like Yfke, Coco, even Cleo.
>>113366
>Dutch, english, and germand
>nederlands, Engels, en Duits
that's like saying all americans speak french/spanish because they were taught them at school. most people only learn enough of a language to pass their grade and no more, then forget most of it. it's the same for any school subject. if you don't use chemistry for your job, you're not gonna learn any more chemistry than the basic amount you learned in school, and you're gonna forget everything you learned after a couple years.
>we can presume that spy may have many more children with many unknown woman
we know he did this during the time tf2 took place in, but at 80 years old, you can't just assume he was still traveling the world and being a spy.
>people are able to move around and judging by the TF2 comics, we never see where (or even if ) live somewhere.
"judging by the comics" yes we do see where the characters live. we see scout's, soldier's, demo's, heavy's, engineer's, and sniper's places of origin/current residences.
>image 1 is me coming up with this
you need more beer
>>113363
I hate how Massa made Maya a mixed mutt cuz “it’d make her have more of an identity crisis1!!1” im which said identity crisis is NEVER HINTED AT WHATSOEVER
I hate how Massa made Maya a mixed mutt cuz “it’d make her have more of an identity crisis1!!1” im which said identity crisis is NEVER HINTED AT WHATSOEVER
>>113377
There's only so much plot that can be explored in a 20 minute pilot. It does add to Maya's character, her being a foreigner to everyone, her country, her family, even herself.
There's only so much plot that can be explored in a 20 minute pilot. It does add to Maya's character, her being a foreigner to everyone, her country, her family, even herself.
>>83836
empty characters are evil, i knew a guy who almost changed jobs because of an empty character
empty characters are evil, i knew a guy who almost changed jobs because of an empty character
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