Ongezellig

>>48381
In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, I cast out all demons that try to take control of you. Repent of your sins and be free.

first open a Bible, read the entirety of the book of John and ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins, then pray for Massa that he will make wise decisions

most selfish heretic award

>>48381
i recommend this https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/40648.html

>>48381
but what are (You) willing to sacrifice?

also record yourself doing it

>>48385

this is shit

>>48390

yk, I will actually, tell me what to atleast. It should be straightforward enough. Im not going to buy shit

Crux sacra sit mihi lux

Non draco sit mihi dux

Vade retro satana

Numquam suade mihi vana

Sunt mala quae libas

Ipse venena bibas

>>48398

is this the spell?

>>48400
Nuchristiancacas...

>>48403

yeah my fault for not being christian bro. Just answer the fking question

>>48400
This is Saint Benedict of Nursia's medal, which renders demonic summonings useless, it was used during exorcisms to cast out demons, I have one in my room and I carry one at all times.

Translated from Latin it says:

May the Holy Cross be my light

May the dragon never be my guide

Begone Satan

Never tempt me with your vanities

What you offer me is evil

drink the poison yourself

>>48408

so youre saying that I can't do the ritual now cuz of the Saint Benedict thingy?

>>48411
Yes, I'm trying to free you from demonic influence but it's hard to do online, Repent and be Baptized or you will fall to hell where demons will torture you for eternity.

>>48414

even if I tried to convert to Christianity, I would be mob lynched and publically executed by my own parents.

>>48421
That's better than being punished for eternity, listen, go to Catholic Mass every sunday from now on and ask the Priest to pray for you and to clean your home from demonic influence, you will cast out the demons that have taken posession of your thoughts, when you have clarity of mind ask to get Baptized.

You have to be smart about this, if you're not, you will end up in hell with the demons you're trying to summon.

>>48429
>Im asking for me to get killed
That's called martyrdom

>>48427

I like the genuine advice, but theres basically 0 christians where I live. So no church.

Also, my family is very religiously hardlined and have relations with certain organizations. No chance I can pull through with converting myself.

>>48431
>my family is very religiously hardlined
Muslim?

>>48430

nah tbh, im privelaged to be practising the religion I have, I don't preach it or anything. I just carry that title lol. I use my religion to scare other minorities to do shit here (not proud but it is what it is).

>>48432

ewwwww, no, why'd you assume that?

>>48414
demons don't torture in hell, hell was designed for them to suffer, by rejecting God we willfully enter hell alongside them

>>48434
You're not Christian and your family is hardlined, seemed like the obvious option

>>48436

I freak out when anything related to Islam is mentioned. Can't help it

>>48435
You are right, my mistake, I read Dante's Inferno recently and got confused.

>>48381
do the agugu 3am challenge to summon agugu and peeb in massa's bathroom

>>48442
>agugu and peeb are demons created by cord
Zoot just shut it down at this point

>>48442
Actually do this, you need to go to your mirror's bathroom at 3AM, play Ongezellig and turn off all of your lights. Then you need to take a stroopwafel in your hand and repeat "agugupeeb" 3 times. If you manage to come alive after the third time, the ritual worked

>>48443
Peeb is gelolgeg

>>48438
all good my friend, glory to God