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Zaryan No.48381
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recommend a ritual so I can send demons to massa
Zaryan No.48382
>>48381
In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, I cast out all demons that try to take control of you. Repent of your sins and be free.
Zaryan No.48383
first open a Bible, read the entirety of the book of John and ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins, then pray for Massa that he will make wise decisions
Zaryan No.48384
most selfish heretic award
Zaryan No.48385
Zaryan No.48386
>>48381
but what are (You) willing to sacrifice?
Zaryan No.48390
also record yourself doing it
Zaryan No.48391

>>48385

this is shit

Zaryan No.48392

>>48390

yk, I will actually, tell me what to atleast. It should be straightforward enough. Im not going to buy shit

Zaryan No.48398

Crux sacra sit mihi lux

Non draco sit mihi dux

Vade retro satana

Numquam suade mihi vana

Sunt mala quae libas

Ipse venena bibas

Zaryan No.48400

>>48398

is this the spell?

Zaryan No.48403
>>48400
Nuchristiancacas...
Zaryan No.48405

>>48403

yeah my fault for not being christian bro. Just answer the fking question

Zaryan No.48408

>>48400
This is Saint Benedict of Nursia's medal, which renders demonic summonings useless, it was used during exorcisms to cast out demons, I have one in my room and I carry one at all times.

Translated from Latin it says:

May the Holy Cross be my light

May the dragon never be my guide

Begone Satan

Never tempt me with your vanities

What you offer me is evil

drink the poison yourself

Zaryan No.48411

>>48408

so youre saying that I can't do the ritual now cuz of the Saint Benedict thingy?

Zaryan No.48414
>>48411
Yes, I'm trying to free you from demonic influence but it's hard to do online, Repent and be Baptized or you will fall to hell where demons will torture you for eternity.
Zaryan No.48421

>>48414

even if I tried to convert to Christianity, I would be mob lynched and publically executed by my own parents.

Zaryan No.48427

>>48421
That's better than being punished for eternity, listen, go to Catholic Mass every sunday from now on and ask the Priest to pray for you and to clean your home from demonic influence, you will cast out the demons that have taken posession of your thoughts, when you have clarity of mind ask to get Baptized.

You have to be smart about this, if you're not, you will end up in hell with the demons you're trying to summon.

Zaryan No.48430
>>48429
>Im asking for me to get killed
That's called martyrdom
Zaryan No.48431

>>48427

I like the genuine advice, but theres basically 0 christians where I live. So no church.

Also, my family is very religiously hardlined and have relations with certain organizations. No chance I can pull through with converting myself.

Zaryan No.48432
>>48431
>my family is very religiously hardlined
Muslim?
Zaryan No.48433

>>48430

nah tbh, im privelaged to be practising the religion I have, I don't preach it or anything. I just carry that title lol. I use my religion to scare other minorities to do shit here (not proud but it is what it is).

Zaryan No.48434

>>48432

ewwwww, no, why'd you assume that?

Zaryan No.48435
>>48414
demons don't torture in hell, hell was designed for them to suffer, by rejecting God we willfully enter hell alongside them
Zaryan No.48436
>>48434
You're not Christian and your family is hardlined, seemed like the obvious option
Zaryan No.48437

>>48436

I freak out when anything related to Islam is mentioned. Can't help it

Zaryan No.48438
>>48435
You are right, my mistake, I read Dante's Inferno recently and got confused.
Zaryan No.48442
>>48381
do the agugu 3am challenge to summon agugu and peeb in massa's bathroom
Zaryan No.48443
>>48442
>agugu and peeb are demons created by cord
Zoot just shut it down at this point
Zaryan No.48444
>>48442
Actually do this, you need to go to your mirror's bathroom at 3AM, play Ongezellig and turn off all of your lights. Then you need to take a stroopwafel in your hand and repeat "agugupeeb" 3 times. If you manage to come alive after the third time, the ritual worked
Zaryan No.48445
>>48443
Peeb is gelolgeg
Zaryan No.48447
>>48438
all good my friend, glory to God
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