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Maya Email List Zaryan No.39502
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Lost lore was dropped in Massacord. Apparently the email used in Maya's Sweet 16 was real and would sign you up for a mailing list of emails sent by 'Maya' throughout 2018-19 if you emailed it. Here's all of them: pastebin com/raw/pjKNDq8C

Happy birthday Maya...
I'm full of love.

Zaryan No.39503
>Maya is a truecel
I fucking knew it, I knew it
Zaryan No.39504
This is amazing. Truly, Maya has blessed us with a gift on her birthday today.
Zaryan No.39506
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>>39502
first instinct was to be doubtful of its legitimacy, but this quality cant be imitated...
Zaryan No.39507
>the fact that i don't have to go outside after school is the only thing that keeps me from cutting or something.
>as long as they leave me alone i have no reason to cut. anyway i never really understood self-cutters, i tried it once after reading about it but it mainly hurt. maybe i'm just not miserable enough
>BUT NOT FOR LONG, because in just over two weeks it's the third most depressing day of the year next to september 21st and the day that school starts again. and yippie it falls on a school day this year. if i start cutting every day from now on i'll probably have lost enough blood to be able to skip school convincingly haha
huh, so i guess all those people who drew Maya self-harming were onto something
Zaryan No.39508
>>39507
I think that it was obvious from the start, maybe it was just me
Zaryan No.39509
>>39506
The quality is high and it is consistent with what is already established, it has to be genuine.
Zaryan No.39510
If anyone has some drawing & comic creation skills. These Mayamails are great source materials to create a short 1-2 page comics out of.
Zaryan No.39511
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Zaryan No.39514
>Maya weighting 40kg
She is skin and bones under all those baggy clothes.
Zaryan No.39515
>>39514
She's just fasting she's not anorexic, being anorexic is for THOTS who are on billboards
Zaryan No.39516
>>39515
she's bulimic, so completely attention-seeking
Zaryan No.39524

>>39502
can some one find this image:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464194222434549771/525751024913350697/persoonlijkheidstest.png

it says "This content is no longer available."

Zaryan No.39525
>>39511
>>39509
i can tell. no kind of fan fiction writer is able to make impactful writing for these characters, let alone some that doesn;t come off as 'cheap imitation'
Zaryan No.39530
>>39524
'cord link as expected from discordzellig.party
Zaryan No.39534
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Zaryan No.39536
>>39534
>shower regularly
Doubt that one.
Zaryan No.39538
>>39534
do we have a link to the original quiz doe?
Zaryan No.39541
>>39538
https://arfer.net/games/robot-test
I truly am curious to see what Zaryans are like
Zaryan No.39542
Reading this character exploration teases me so much. Reading the mails made me realize again how much potential Ongezellig has as a show. We mostly know about Maya and even then the full extent of her character isn't known. As for Mymy and Coco we know little about them. All their characters and relations could be explored so much. Beyond characters, the themes of Ongezellig have so much to offer. I really hope that there is a chance for Ongezellig in the future because this story is just too fascinating and socially relevant in society for it to remain in its current dormant state.
Zaryan No.39543
>>39538
>Zaryans don't know about the robot test
....
Zaryan No.39544
>>39541
So this confirms that Maya is visiting /r9k/...
Zaryan No.39545
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>>39541
I'm in shock
Zaryan No.39546
>>39545
Checkmarkers please
Zaryan No.39547
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>>39546
the site layout is ass, i did what i could
Zaryan No.39548
Zaryan No.39549
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>>39541
Didn't take this test in a while, not like much has changed
Zaryan No.39550
>>39541
I forgot to check the addiction squares fuck
Zaryan No.39562
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>>39541
48, is it over for me?
Zaryan No.39563
>>39562
You scored higher than me, so I don't think so
Zaryan No.39564
>>39562
it never began for us tbh
Zaryan No.39566
>>39524
I'm not a truecel as i thought
Zaryan No.39593
>>39542
>I really hope that there is a chance for Ongezellig
What a fucking fail of a post, not even 3 hours later and it has been confirmed that Ongezellig is NEVER coming back. Fuck my incel chud life.
Zaryan No.39601
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normalfag at 99
Zaryan No.39604
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80, unfair, I disagree.
Zaryan No.39611
Who tf is "pippi langklomp"?
Zaryan No.39612
>>39611
It’s a play of words on Pippi langkous and from context this is what Maya calls Mymy, since they look somewhat similar.
Zaryan No.39793
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>>39541
>not doing drugs make you a normie
>every truecel want a under-15s
opposite of reality
Drugs should are a normie thing and truecels want a mommy gf, where are not pedos
Anyway a Wizard which i agree with this result is realistic.
Zaryan No.39814
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brutal.
Zaryan No.39820
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holy shit so fucking brutal. i relate to these so bad.
Zaryan No.39822
>but I assume that your own daughter does not really matter anymore if you have bought two substitutes as compensation
BRVTAL
Zaryan No.39823
>did you think bitch, i get one every year. not from a boy of course, but as a kind of consolation prize from coco because she gets about 10 roses every year and she probably felt sorry for me so she always buys me one too. also for pippi by the way because otherwise she would be jealous lol
suicidefuel
and cocofag and mymyfag normalniggers have the nerve to claim that ongezellig isnt a cartoon about inceldom and being a loser
Zaryan No.39825
>>39823
I just completed the full translation, as soon as catbox goes up again I'll post it.
Cocofags don't deserve to live, she does some pretty heinous shit in those emails. If you relate to Maya you were the target for Ongezellig, there's simply no denying it.
Zaryan No.39827
>>39823
"in" in "femcel" stands for "involuntary" btw
Zaryan No.39831
>>39827
It was massa's self insert after all, we already established femcels don't exist, but it's a medium for us 'bots
Zaryan No.39833
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>>39825
None of this is canon thoughever
Zaryan No.39834
>>39833
>mayaemails are not canon
I'm also the the prince of the Netherlands
Zaryan No.39835
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>>39834
>the the
Zaryan No.39836
>>39825
post it here, at least it won't disappear
Zaryan No.39837
>>39834
>Translated from Polish to English
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