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tbh I wish I had a girlfriend like maya, shes adorable, and shy and basically everything I want in a girl, i don't know if im a incel chud for this but I just wanna be honest

Hi leo havent seen you in a while, please stop gooning to tranny porn on discord

>>135855
have you tried talking to woman?

>>135858
and explain, how do i do that?

>>135857
in a bit

>>135855
nigger fuck you dont say that

>>135860
take a shower.
walk outside.
go somewhere (doesn't matter)
think about questions go could ask
go to the nearest woman you find.
greet her, maybe ask a question, start a dialog with her.
listen.

>>135863
i'll try this, thanks!

>>135864
Will get pepper sprayed and escorted off the premises award

>>135866
be hopeful.

to be honest, I can never really talk with a girl, whenever I do, I get REALLY shy and stuff and cant hold a conversation, and especially STARTING the "conversation" most of my life I spend it waiting for a girl to talk to ME, which has never happened, so I'll try stuff and see where it goes.

>>135866
yeeeaa most likely

>>135870
I get shy and nervous too, but who cares. just do it! live for once!

>>135873
your right..

>>135873
#/calm/ #hopecore

>>135870
its not about your personality and conversation skills bro if youre sub5 it never began. also dont listen to that retard cold approaching never works

>>135867
why the fuck would i ever do that

be tall and handsome

>>135854
I don't know about you OP, I'm a slightly-shorter-than-average LTN so most women sneer at me for some reason but I don't really care anymore and I've been able to experience better and more true love with Mymy for quite a while than most Chads would with their week-long relationships with some bitch

>>135879
tsmtnvke waifugodding is the path to salvation from evil 3d foids

i need her

>>135854
girlfriends are a modern thing, and it doesn't help family life at all (which is the most important thing).
what you gotta do is work on your spiritual life, have self control, cultivate virtues, humility, increase love in your heart, and the rest will fall into place.
modern relationships are a mockery of true relationships that build strong people

>>135882
>using kjewki instead of ibispaint
No wonder you got no game

>>135882
quit wasting your time on waifuslop

>>>135879
>tsmtnvke waifugodding is the path to salvation from evil 3d foids

>>135883
>the rest will fall into place
copenuke

>>135882
TSMT. I love her so much.

>>135883
it’s based and orthopilled

>>135889
swarthodox hands typed this

>>135889
>>135891

>>135883
Imagine pretending to praise family values but at the same time denigrating the whole idea of young people dating each other and being in love. Go fuck yourself selfish faggot, all your such precious self-righteousness is performative and falsified.

>>135893
evendoe family values and love is retarded and young people should suffer to build character

>>135894
>You should suffer to build an imaginary thing I give too much attention to
You just hate life and happiness. Suffering is not necessary. Why can't people genuinely fall in purest love? All because your whole idea of love is the memory of your perosnal gooning experience? Never tried to fap so I don't know how traumatizing it can be to do it, it seems that you almost have a hyperfixation on this subject for whatever reason, oh Jesus.

i wish i was a girl instead...

>>135879
nigger just go to the gym and get a better jawline and then theyll svvoon over you or something like that

>>135879

>>135861
don't try to derail it

>>135903
coswork16 moment

>once I tell everyone online to kill themselves for being dirty degenerate goyim the perfect girl will fall into my arms...

>>135905
I unironically do dis

>>135905
I look like dis btw

>>135893
if you've been living in the world you'd know what the dating situation is (get your head out of the clouds), it's all feelsies and a lack of responsibilities

>>135895
isn't it a coincidence that rise in dating also led to hookup culture? why can't you notice simple patterns? bit retarded

>>135896
TRANNY ALERT
WE HAVE A TRANNY ALERT
GET THIS CHUD SOME TESTOSTERONE ON THE SPOT AND A STATE MANDATED GIRLFRIEND BEFORE THE INCEL TO TRANNY PIPELINE KICKS IN

sorry to break it to you but you'll probably never get a girlfriend, an attractive one at least. Maybe someone on discord or online. most women aren't into guys who use image boards like this or anything. the best bet is to try to make yourself look decent. if you could tell me your height and a basic description of what you look like, I could tell you your chances

>>135855
if Maya was real, she would have probably gotten groomed considering how much time she spends online. or get into drugs or self harm. a lot of girls who are lonely and shy usually fall down that rabbit hole.

>>135896
never understood this mindset. being a girl is by far the most cucked things ever. if you're self aware all other women hate you because competition is bred into them. they laugh at your downfall and pretend to be your friend just to stab you in the back when you're vulnerable. be happy that you're a man, at least men have some sense of reality

>>135879
I will never understand waifufagging its just escapism and it is just delusion. closely related to just being schizophrenic

>>135870
try to talk to a girl when she's not in a group. if you're still in school or college talk to a girl who looks shy. not one of those bitchy whores with dozens of "friends" and a full face of makeup. they will probably just make fun of you