Ongezellig

tbh I wish I had a girlfriend like maya, shes adorable, and shy and basically everything I want in a girl, i don't know if im a incel chud for this but I just wanna be honest

Hi leo havent seen you in a while, please stop gooning to tranny porn on discord

>>135855
have you tried talking to woman?

>>135858
and explain, how do i do that?

>>135857
in a bit

>>135855
nigger fuck you dont say that

>>135860
take a shower.
walk outside.
go somewhere (doesn't matter)
think about questions go could ask
go to the nearest woman you find.
greet her, maybe ask a question, start a dialog with her.
listen.

>>135863
i'll try this, thanks!

>>135864
Will get pepper sprayed and escorted off the premises award

>>135866
be hopeful.

to be honest, I can never really talk with a girl, whenever I do, I get REALLY shy and stuff and cant hold a conversation, and especially STARTING the "conversation" most of my life I spend it waiting for a girl to talk to ME, which has never happened, so I'll try stuff and see where it goes.

>>135866
yeeeaa most likely

>>135870
I get shy and nervous too, but who cares. just do it! live for once!

>>135873
your right..

>>135873
#/calm/ #hopecore

>>135870
its not about your personality and conversation skills bro if youre sub5 it never began. also dont listen to that retard cold approaching never works

>>135867
why the fuck would i ever do that

be tall and handsome

>>135854
I don't know about you OP, I'm a slightly-shorter-than-average LTN so most women sneer at me for some reason but I don't really care anymore and I've been able to experience better and more true love with Mymy for quite a while than most Chads would with their week-long relationships with some bitch

>>135879
tsmtnvke waifugodding is the path to salvation from evil 3d foids

i need her

>>135854
girlfriends are a modern thing, and it doesn't help family life at all (which is the most important thing).
what you gotta do is work on your spiritual life, have self control, cultivate virtues, humility, increase love in your heart, and the rest will fall into place.
modern relationships are a mockery of true relationships that build strong people

>>135882
>using kjewki instead of ibispaint
No wonder you got no game

>>135882
quit wasting your time on waifuslop

>>>135879
>tsmtnvke waifugodding is the path to salvation from evil 3d foids

>>135883
>the rest will fall into place
copenuke

>>135882
TSMT. I love her so much.

>>135883
it’s based and orthopilled

>>135889
swarthodox hands typed this

>>135889
>>135891

>>135883
Imagine pretending to praise family values but at the same time denigrating the whole idea of young people dating each other and being in love. Go fuck yourself selfish faggot, all your such precious self-righteousness is performative and falsified.

>>135893
evendoe family values and love is retarded and young people should suffer to build character

>>135894
>You should suffer to build an imaginary thing I give too much attention to
You just hate life and happiness. Suffering is not necessary. Why can't people genuinely fall in purest love? All because your whole idea of love is the memory of your perosnal gooning experience? Never tried to fap so I don't know how traumatizing it can be to do it, it seems that you almost have a hyperfixation on this subject for whatever reason, oh Jesus.

i wish i was a girl instead...

>>135879
nigger just go to the gym and get a better jawline and then theyll svvoon over you or something like that

>>135879

>>135861
don't try to derail it

>>135903
coswork16 moment

>once I tell everyone online to kill themselves for being dirty degenerate goyim the perfect girl will fall into my arms...

>>135905
I unironically do dis

>>135905
I look like dis btw

>>135893
if you've been living in the world you'd know what the dating situation is (get your head out of the clouds), it's all feelsies and a lack of responsibilities

>>135895
isn't it a coincidence that rise in dating also led to hookup culture? why can't you notice simple patterns? bit retarded

>>135896
TRANNY ALERT
WE HAVE A TRANNY ALERT
GET THIS CHUD SOME TESTOSTERONE ON THE SPOT AND A STATE MANDATED GIRLFRIEND BEFORE THE INCEL TO TRANNY PIPELINE KICKS IN

sorry to break it to you but you'll probably never get a girlfriend, an attractive one at least. Maybe someone on discord or online. most women aren't into guys who use image boards like this or anything. the best bet is to try to make yourself look decent. if you could tell me your height and a basic description of what you look like, I could tell you your chances

>>135855
if Maya was real, she would have probably gotten groomed considering how much time she spends online. or get into drugs or self harm. a lot of girls who are lonely and shy usually fall down that rabbit hole.

>>135896
never understood this mindset. being a girl is by far the most cucked things ever. if you're self aware all other women hate you because competition is bred into them. they laugh at your downfall and pretend to be your friend just to stab you in the back when you're vulnerable. be happy that you're a man, at least men have some sense of reality

>>135879
I will never understand waifufagging its just escapism and it is just delusion. closely related to just being schizophrenic

>>135870
try to talk to a girl when she's not in a group. if you're still in school or college talk to a girl who looks shy. not one of those bitchy whores with dozens of "friends" and a full face of makeup. they will probably just make fun of you

>>135922
The girls who are into imageboard dwellers like us are all brown by the way, so pick your poison White Man

>>135928
she who shan't be named isn't swarthy o algo

If you were a woman would you shackle yourself to an ugly broke unemployed loser incel with no friends? get real

>>135930
but its womens fault somehow because they only go for the the evil chads who: have money, a job, take care of themselves, lots of friends and family

>>135923
I don’t think being online, even chronically, inherently means any of those things. Not everyone gets involved into ‘cordfaggotry and people who avoid social interaction can even feel like groupchats or vc is too much. We also don’t see her do anything online that would involve other people or players, just alone gooning and playing the sims so it’s possible she’s isolated even online. Getting groomed is less about being on the computer and more about being desperate for attention. Drugs and selfharm are more likely but maya is still a total coward so it would take something bad to trade her there.

>>135929
Vivian? she's hapa so that doesn't count. besides her skin is light

>>135938
im just saying she probably found some online forum especially when she was younger. she gets no attention in real life so she's bound to seek it online

>>135930
I would if hes tall white and British

>>135931
its just natural selection o algo

>>135854
>>135855
>>135882
>>135903
this guy is a gegbvll

>>135931
then why child support is a thing? women actually can truly love only losers

>>135952
fuck you cordnigger

>>135921
Yes sir.

>>135903
this highkey is not me

>>135970
hallo...

>>135972
Maya you should date me, we could rot together and cuddle and you'll be the little spoon while we scroll reels together.

ACTUALLY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALL OF YOU FAR RIGHT FUCKING INCEL LOSERS ARENT REAL ONGEZELLIG FANS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE COMMUNITY IT IS BECAUSE OF YOU THAT ONGEZELLIG WAS CANCELED I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE INCELS I HOPE YOUR FAMILY TREE ENDS WITH YOU IM GOING TO GET FUCKED BY MY BOYFRIENDS BBC NOW TO CALM ME DOWN FUCK YOU ALL

>>135972
I NEED YOUUUUU

>>135973
>>135976
ohh. people on the internet like me? haha

>>135977
mmm maya, you're so sweet

>>135978
thank you?? coco told me i can make friends here

koos just prune this gay nigger thread already

>>135979
>hahahah saars mi is maya do not redeem

uh im going to sleep, see you tommorow zaryans
>>135984
???

>>135988
Goodnight Maya my sweetheart

i need you so badly. maybe if i became a woman id be closer to you...

MAYACACAS.... WHAT IS THIS THREAD....

>>135990
WHAT ARE MAYAGEGS SAYING...

>Sorry but I don't like disgusting faggots with autogynephilia

>>135975 bait or low IQ

remove the namefield

>>135854
kidnap

>>135998
i guess that is one possibility

>>135854
zis very possible. i happened to meet the love of my life who was sitting alone across tables at my uni who was vrazy shy but i saw it as an opportunity and approached. tldr i asked if i could sit and she sounded hesitant but then we talked about ourselves, then our interests and then it was smooth convo. we exchanged socials and then class time came and ended and soon after she was messaging me stuff abt her day and her thoughts and it was awesome. unrelated but i compared her to maya in a meme and she laughed. now we go on walks and visit each other in our dorms to play games.
the loners are the key zaryans

i thought i was ugly being 5'4 and a bit chubby so my heart was beating vrazy thinking she would care but she didnt.

>>136043
this never happened stop doing mental attacks on us with your fanfic

>zis very possible. i happened to meet the love of my life who was sitting alone across tables at my uni who was vrazy shy but i saw it as an opportunity and approached. tldr i asked if i could sit and she sounded hesitant but then we talked about ourselves, then our interests and then it was smooth convo. we exchanged socials and then class time came and ended and soon after she was messaging me stuff abt her day and her thoughts and it was awesome. unrelated but i compared her to maya in a meme and she laughed. now we go on walks and visit each other in our dorms to play games.
>the loners are the key zaryans
>
>i thought i was ugly being 5'4 and a bit chubby so my heart was beating vrazy thinking she would care but she didnt.

>>136043
this actually happened keep doing mental supports on us with your real story

>>136043
you do not have 392 mayas

>>>135854 (OP)
>zis very possible. i happened to meet the love of my life who was sitting alone across tables at my uni who was vrazy shy but i saw it as an opportunity and approached. tldr i asked if i could sit and she sounded hesitant but then we talked about ourselves, then our interests and then it was smooth convo. we exchanged socials and then class time came and ended and soon after she was messaging me stuff abt her day and her thoughts and it was awesome. unrelated but i compared her to maya in a meme and she laughed. now we go on walks and visit each other in our dorms to play games.
the loners are the key zaryans
>
>i thought i was ugly being 5'4 and a bit chubby so my heart was beating vrazy thinking she would care but she didnt.

>>136043
youre definitely not ugly as you claim (gotta have insane face card to make up for being sub6'0)