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Waking up next to Vera Zaryan No.128185
Zaryans what are you doing if you woke up next to Vera.
Zaryan No.128186
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Zaryan No.128187
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Zaryan No.128192
>>128185
SISA
Zaryan No.128210
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i would side-hug her and nuzzle my face into her neck and then ask her to play some nirvana for me
Bart Simpson !AyHyfNKmIs No.128211
i would ask her view on the political and economic state of the world right now
Zaryan No.128212
>>128211
Vera is Jewish she would tell filthy goyim that they aren't allowed to talk politics with the God's chosen people
Zaryan No.128217
>>128212
sourcr
Zaryan No.128218
>>128217
>Can't clock a Jew just by looking at it
ngmi
Zaryan No.128219
>>128212
The Boers are the God chosen not the ashkenazim
Zaryan No.128220
>>128185
>Zaryans what are you doing if you woke
I'd kill myself if I accidentally became woke
Zaryan No.128221
Wake her up so she can make me breakfast
Zaryan No.128222
>>128221
What would she make? Stroopwafels?
I wonder what Vera's stroopwafels taske like
Zaryan No.128226
>>128185
im panicking because what is she doing in my house
Zaryan No.128228
>>128226
What did you do last night maybe you'll find your answer there
And you shouldn't panic when God gives you a gift like this
Zaryan No.128230
>>128228
nigger i dont care if the hottest most beautiful woman woke up beside me, if she wasn't there when i went to sleep id start panicking
Zaryan No.128231
>>128230
Maybe you've forgotten what you did last night.
Bart Simpson !AyHyfNKmIs No.128232
>>128219
this phrase gave me ptsd
Zaryan No.128301
I don't need to elaborate ofzo
Zaryan No.128303
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>>128301
>implying
Zaryan No.128304
>>128303
Refer to >>127921
Zaryan No.128328
Shower
Zaryan No.128341
>>128328
Shit Maya doesn't do
Zaryan No.128358
>>128341
false, she just doesnt shampoo or something (though its another instance of Massa adding something waaaaay too late like how he made Maya a mutt when everything was foreshadowing she was indonesian)
Zaryan No.128377
Putting the female fertility curve to the test
Zaryan No.128423
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>>128377
Veragooners are we lusting about a hag again, you know that gooning is wrong
Zaryan No.128424
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>>128423
Verasluttas really do
Zaryan No.128427
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>veraposters when she's pregnant with twin niglets
Zaryan No.128430
>>128423
nigger what is embedded
Zaryan No.128431
>>128430
embedded 'plier
Zaryan No.128432
>>128430
Verasluttas got weird with the nesting dolls.
Zaryan No.128433
>>128431
I see it now geg
Zaryan No.128434
>>128433
You should post it around the reactions to this WILL be gemmy
Zaryan No.128436
>>128423
zartycels have a gooning problem doey
Zaryan No.128437
>>128427
>niggers wish, or whatever
Zaryan No.128438
>>128436
They should follow the easy peasy strategy
Zaryan No.128439
>>128438
i listened to an audiobook but it dindu nuffin, i need to read more
Zaryan No.128440
>>128439
It also has to do with boredom and not having anything to do, even if you pass all your day playing vidyas all day it'll keep you from gooning and frying your brain on porn
Zaryan No.128441
>>128440
wasting all day on vidya is better than wasting all day gooning i guess
even if i read easypeasy i dont trust that anything will change
Zaryan No.128460
>>128441
It's mostly mental fortitude, you can read how much theory you want but essentially you have to learn how to keep your hands in your pockets
Also we need more fact signs or however I like my reaction images
Zaryan No.128467
>>128210
TSMT
>>128185
Zemmy thread
sage No.128484
poop and shit and rub my feces everywhere and slap my big fat belly and then drink some milk and yell really loud
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