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that's the case for most of us here, I have my first exam Monday, understandably we have less time for muh dutch cartoon with bald men with glasses website
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What do you mean? Mossad thread DNI is said plenty on der Zarty and Sharty, it's not xittercuck (albeit Mossad thread isn't) language anymore.
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Sounds like... a skill issue! Shouldn't have let Putler invade invade the strong, democratic, progressive, and sovereign nation of Ukraine, you evil imperialist orc!
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Not in the Massapedocuckietranny mind
NEVER FORGET that they were hosting pedophiles and knew it
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<That's hot stuff 15 replies omitted.
>the tongva practiced ceremonial sodomy boys comming of age in order to get rid of the bad spirits
>shamans ate feces in order to commune with the great mother
>weak jaws
>their women are sluts for big chumash cock
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>I love you too Coco
that's what happens when you truly care about the race stuff
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Marge, why are you implying it's necessary to be brown so that you could be counted as a dutch
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>fully typed filename despite it being a cropped iphone screenshot
>saged own thread
>subject; Ongezellig
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Girls can get married at 14 in Texas with parental consent, and most states have the age of consent lower than 18. Like laws are gonna stop horny teens.
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Zaryans we must raid this new ESLpedoFNFjartycuckgooner splinter zelligparty.soy, it's created by some faggot that calls himself Koos and they claim to be "zarty but without the rulecucking" and they keep posting porn of the zelligs, they even have a /goon/ board which is full of brimstone and straight up 'p
https://zelligparty.soy/index.html
https://zelligparty.soy/zellig
https://zelligparty.soy/goon
REPORT THEIR SITE TO CLOUDFLARE FOR HOSTING 'P SO IT WILL SHUT DOWN
KILL THESE PEDONIGGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! 24 replies omitted.
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Yes, that's why my two white sisters are mean to me.
Wait a minute this doesn’t count as racebait right? Maya is Aryan
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Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/post-18151758
Below are the most important thing he said about the show
>The illustration he made on petje.af are mostly not canon (think of it as either ideas for the show or a "what if" scenario)
>the Mymy's NEET pic is from an alternate universe (i guess he was talking about Mymy getting caught by her parent watching dutch stuff, idk)
>he says he won’t continue Ongezellig as a comic because he thinks he’s very bad at making comics (he really think that lowly about himself? No wonder people think he sabotaged the show). He also thinks Maya’s Sweet 16 is the worst thing he’s ever made.
>About Maya’s Sweet 16 comic. He said that when printing physical copies of said comics, that it uses cheap printing paper that was meant for small ads and not comics, he hates the comic so much he' unironically refund the people who paid for the comic
>Massa reveals revealed Maya is 1/4th Indonesian, 1/4th Indian, 1/4th Chinese and 1/4th Dutch. (Shes a gigamutt)
>he reveals that Maya dad is 1/2 Surinamese Indian and ½ Dutch.
>He also says that her mom is ½ Moluccan (Indonesian) and ½ Chinese-Indonesian
>Massa then says that the idea behind making Maya a gigamutt is he wants to make a character that has zero identity, who doesnt belong in anywhere. She can’t belong anywhere since they’re alienated by others.
>Massa explain the “farm attack” incident that zellig fans thought was the cause of Coco’s parent's death was a red herring. They died in a fatal car crash. He then goes on to explain that if her parents died by black thieves in a farm attack incident, Coco would've never been close friends with Cleo, since Cleo is an Afro-Aruban.
>Maya's mother' name is “Soei”(It’s a chinese name and Massa apparently had a full Chinese name for her before she married the dad).
>Massa says that Maya's resentment towards her sister, especially towards Coco, starts with her losing her cat
>Massa had an episode idea involving Maya getting a new cat. Coco comes in, she’s allergic so the cat has to go. The cat would go to her grandparents instead, Maya still having access but far less, until one day the cat gets cancer and had to be euthanized. Maya resents Coco even more for taking away her only friend. This was apparently based on a true story from Massa’s life
>Massa reveals that Coco feels immensly guilty for basically losing Maya's cat. She thinks that Maya must feel the same way she herself felt when she lost her biological parents. It's one of the main reason why she's so friendly towards Maya.
>he also planned a a band episode where Maya wanted to Join Coco’s band because she really wants to, but she has no musical talent. Coco’s band is pretty talented and “eurobeat-folkband” centric, which makes no sense but they do it because it’s unique and different. Cleo is the lead singer and guitarist, as well as the main boss of the band. Coco is chill and likes to be there. Yfke is always stoned. Zoey is the quiet introverted type, Maya was actually intersted in befriending Zoey since they’re both quiet types, but besides that they have nothing in common which is why she fails at trying to befriend her since Zoey is uninterested.
>apparently, Mymy’s sister episode is the most fleshed out. Mymy’s sister tracks her down and has this big elaborate scheme where she infiltrates the school pretending to be a korean boy that causes Maya to fall for her since K-Pop boys are hot or something. She immediately befriends Maya (she knows everything about the Schoppenboer family because she’s a genius), she knows Maya’s weak spots. Maya thinks she’s made a friend but Mymy’s sister is just there to get Mymy back to Japan. She asks Maya to stay over for the night, Maya agrees, when she stays over Mymy is none-the-wiser, Coco is VERY skeptical of her presense on befriending Maya, Maya’s mom is just excited to hear Maya finally made a new friend. Coco objects, but Maya’s mom shuts her down and that he can stay (it’s revealed Maya’s mom is the pushy, bitchy type that only likes her kids if they accomplish something). Coco and Mymy keep a lookout on the “boy” that involves a nerfgun shootout between Mymy and her sister like those old cowboy movies. But in the end Mymy’s sister gets found out when they are back at school, Maya chats with her, she goes to the bathroom, Mymy doesn’t buy that her sister is korean so as a test she asks her to sign an autograph of Kim Jon Un since she’s a “big fan”, Mymy’s sister does it in perfect korean handwriting since she studied very hard for it. Later when they’re all back at home Mymy’s sister sneaks into Mymy’s room to kidnap her, pulls the sheets off only to reveal no one’s there, camera cuts to behind her back with Mymy pointing her nerf gun at her. Mymy knew she was a fake since if her sister is “south korean” then she wouldn’t have signed the picture of North Korea’s leader. Mymy’s sister knows this, but she asks how Mymy knows she was her sister. Mymy responds by saying she doesn’t know, this was supposed to be very anticlimactic. Episode maybe ends with Coco beating the shit out of Mymy’s sister and kicks her out, ends sadly as Maya loses what she thought was her only friend. Massa was thinking of hiring an actual Japanese VA to voice Mymy’s sister.
>Massa had a “Anne Frank: The Musical” episode idea that involved Mymy somehow.
>It’s revealed Mymy ran away from her family because she likes the Netherlands more than Japan, changed her identity to not be caught (this was the main reason for becoming orange and freckled, not just that she wants to pass as a Dutch girl as she didn’t want to be caught by her sister). Massa himself admits it’s a bit unrealistic for Mymy to escape Japan as a 6 year old into the Netherlands, but he guesses she’s a genius herself to get rid of the evidence.
>Massa confirms 100% without a shadow of a doubt Maya does not have Autism and only ADD. This is partially based on himself as he has ADD too
>Coco cares a lot about her friends and family, reveals that she did in fact had a unborn sibling from her old family. 8 replies omitted.
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>Average Lucky Strike enjoyer.
<Zaryan spacing >Gooseworx? More like tranny shlomo that DMs porn to minors
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>Moralbrigadiers insist that the show's minor characters should not be lewded in any capacity
>Said moralbrigadiers also stash porn of their favorite characters from the show in some hole somewhere
>They also do a bad job of hiding such by being too comically opposed to any sort of lewding that one may suspect of them being too puritanical for no other reason besides guilty conscience
Many such cases! Especially with tourists who discovered the show like a couple weeks ago. My time in Xitter has at least taught me this.
18 replies omitted.Based on my experience in all of the Zellig circles I've found myself in, I've always observed this behavior in vocal puritans who insist that e.g. Maya without pants (and not portrayed in a sexual way either) is le 'p. In fact, to these puritans. even thr Mymygao frame from the show is le 'p.
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It's not "No u" to point out behaviour so obvious. I can and do oppose lewding the girls without making it my sole objective in enjoying this show.
This happens mostly on the sharty, I have read that
>The first Deel 1 contains 'p
Because there's Maya heckin' watching porn or something and it's implied that she heckin' goons
Throw gooners into a woodchipper and feed the remains to the alligators
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Fact, disproven
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<Hello goys. I am Rabbi Zoot. I am broad casting <this from our 'cord synagogue in Jewyork. The <Jannie Kabbalah is with me. Our plan of <twisting Ongezellig from it's original 1488 <white power pan European message to it's <current Nigger race mixing goon slop state on <this site is completed. Now keep being good <goys and posting race bait OK goyim? hehehe (Rubs hand kikely)
(I have added music to listen to while you read this) (Jannies don't 'nish me please I love Israel and diversity)
We will allow this up to show our grace and mercy.
groovy
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Nigger, I'm doing the same thing as you, how is racism literally different? 1 replies omitted.
They're just safe edgy faggots. The moment they see actuak statistics suddenly they fold and falter.
I once roleplayed as a le misogynistic character in le heccing edgy gore blood group and the xitternigs got mad and banned me geg
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The complexity of the world and how changing just a small amount of it would fuck up reality. While there isn't evidence of god's existence, there is reason to believe a god could exist.
Religion is brimstone doe that's why I'm an atheist/agnostic.
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The next panel is how Maya used the info from NATO to run the second largest covert operation of drones in Russian territory and blowing up the Crimean bridge
There should be buffer and satellite states between NATO and the East (idk what the Russia/China/NK/Iran and allies/supporters call themselves). This is a new cold war, and NATO overstepped the line, influencing Ukraine to join NATO. The East had a big loss in the Middle Eastern front when Lybia, Iraq, and Syria fell, as well as Israel gaining more power. They've taken too many losses of influence in East Asia as well, so losing ground in Europe would be a huge loss (considering 3/4ths of Europe is NATO controlled). The rest of the Western strategy is propaganda and justification for proxy wars, because the East is big bad barbarians (projection, both East and West initiate proxy wars, but the West is better at justification and making themselves look like heros, really only in the west, though).
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That's goymocracy for (You), no one ever gets the majority of votes so they have to coalition, if they banned /coal/itioning stuff would get done (although this means that bad stuff can be done faster)
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Yeah there's articles to be fixed too, for example /co/ becoming [REDACTED] Lite
>inb4 it was always like that
And a bunch of other articles for projects and games
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nigga i forgot about this already, but down it goes again so deep no one sees it again award
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you hecking disrespected maya, so maybe you deserve to die...
>i really cant imagine anyone being a true incel unless hes seriously deformed
i don't think incels are ignored because they're exceptionally ugly (or exceptionally negative in any other way). they're ignored because they're exceptionally unremarkable and have nothing to offer anyone. they have no talent and no interesting personality. they're not stupid or ugly enough for anyone to feel bad for them, but they're not intelligent enough to impress anyone. plus, they have no interest in improving any of this because they don't want to improve. they want to fail because they want portray themselves as stone cold truth tellers in opposition to the childishly optimistic normies who dare imply that there's anything they can do to improve their situations. if things ever go right for them, they will actively sabotage themselves just so they can feel like they were in the right about their situations being hopeless.
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This bridge will mindbreak every tranny until they inevitably ACK geg it's kino
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Fuck you fucking old hag for stealing dubs and trips
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rest in BBC 8 replies omitted.
(and also meds and sproke)
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What makes you think Fr00t tr00n didn't make all of the "sharty is sold!" Drama, just to stop getting hate?
For the last months before the supposed sharty acquisition, fr00t, the pedo tranny admin, was getting a lot of hate. I suppose that this troon, as narcisistic as he is, forged this in order to change persona and stop getting the hate he was getting.
There is a reason why fr00t larps as anti-pedo so much, he doesn't want people to even think he might be a pedo troon, his cord also wants the same. But it's clear as water that fr00t is one of the most 'cord owned faggot admin we have ever had
And he is such a butthurt pedotranny that he will permaban anyone who slanders his brown ass and his pedocord
Picrel: My bans for slandering froot and his pedocord
5 replies omitted.He's a kuz era janny and he's been the Sharty's manager (he was Mud) and the developer for a long time, he's Froot's buddies he literally DDoSed sites that weren't friendly to Froot, it's not a mystery that he became the admin, I don't think they'll ever leave that site alone, they'll just give it to one of their xisters when they get tired of owning it, it's like a Discord dynasty of zoiets.
He ddoses and bots sites he doesnt like and he botted this site a while ago, I thought everyone knew about this
They literally ddosed the kuzzy a while back when nukuzfags asked us to help with their shitty war.
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trve thanks for the support to everyone btw, i wanted to get those stroopwaffles and zarties but i don't think my store sells either of those sadly, i did get a lot of chips and some 'za though
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(Same drawfag in both picrels btw) 21 replies omitted.
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oh i'm a lazy little fuck yes i'm a lazy little fuck not doing what i should be doing like having fun
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I'm dutch and aryan and I can confirm mymy befriended me to increase her political allies
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