Overboard

>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag 4 replies omitted.

I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas- 20 replies omitted.

i hate myself, and i feel like it's a mistake that i was born.
i have no redeeming qualities and i'm terrible at the only two things i do, which are: drawing and playing video games.
i'm Shit nobody cares about, i find it hard to believe that my disappearance or demise would leave a lasting impression on anyone or anything.
i wish somebody loved me. 155 replies omitted.

i look like this.

It's my favourite series 33 replies omitted.

post her in this bread 38 replies omitted.

Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps 9 replies omitted.

Kiki - Drunken Sailor 15 replies omitted.

>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE 20 replies omitted.

Oh that's unfortunate...
[REDACTED 'P SITE] 13 replies omitted.

So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it. 18 replies omitted.

Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.

Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164

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The website has 138k posts now, we gotta reach 200k before the site turns 2 years old or else we will be remembered as deader than jarty

There should be more zelligjaks 7 replies omitted.

Which zellig character has skibidi rizz? 3 replies omitted.

This is how Kiki views the world 1 replies omitted.

Does anybody here play the game "eve online"? I know it's a bit of a Jewish game for niggers but I just think it would be cool to go kill some fleets filled with faggots with like-minded individuals 1 replies omitted.

(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
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>Getting a 30 minute ban on the Sharty 6 replies omitted.

I had fun today 14 replies omitted.

Happy Amerimonth my fellow AmeriGODS

Why did Massa copy Dora? 8 replies omitted.

i love yuo all 3 replies omitted.

Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/ 531 replies omitted.

mymy art I made for pixelplanet.fun as I saw you niggas use autoconverts a lot. 2 replies omitted.

is the sharty down? i havent seen anyone else mentioning it but when i go to the url it appears that it just doesnt exist, am i just retarded and typing it wrong or what 3 replies omitted.

Need image where Trumps appoints Coco for Boer refuge 228 replies omitted.

1 pph site that's going to last 3 days 11 replies omitted.

Ongezellig is a self reflective commentary about native’s attitudes towards immigrants. Now I see why it has such a following is that it echoes feelings of resentment and loneliness that is felt on a large scale which outlives it’s original notions of self hatred that is projected onto outsiders. It’s a good pilot, but there are lots of other unknown pilots that don’t receive a following. My theory as to why Ongezellig has such a dedicated following is thag it speaks to those with mental illness and isolation. All in all, Ongezellig is a good thing that cracks social stigmas and unrealized attitudes that are in the shadows.

Side tangent: if you’ve ever played linda cubed Ongezellig is kinda like it with nativism feelings concerning that neo kenyans are the japanese, beastians are ainu or other indigneous and green pharmacueticals is america, only ongezllig displays these relationships through literal ethinicites.

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^Of Wat

If you think that self inserting as a 'jak is le bad and you leak over it you do not belong on here.

FACT! self inserting as a 'jak is a staple of soyculture and has been essentially from its inception!

stop leaking and seething over people putting images of soyjaks and saying something making it appear as if they are the soyjak, i may be retarded, but i guess i'm not the MOST retarded here after all. and unless you are trying to imply that soyculture is somehow not zarty culture (which it is btw you faggot) i don't know what else to say. you have to go back, if you leak over something as simple as that, this place is clearly not for you and would be better off without you! (preddit and xitter xistas will always gladly accept you and validate you btw if that matters!) okay i'm done feels great o algo i'll go play some fnac now because i finally figured out how to play it, i already completed first 2 nights and will try to get through the 3rd night o algo wish me luck or something please

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agugucuck theme song

LOOK AT WHAT THIS XITTER TROON MADE 69 replies omitted.

ITT we all pretend everything is fine and deel thrembo just dropped and so massa became a nazi yeah, bitch he's the villain 3 replies omitted.

nigga FUCK i don't know if brave broke or it was some weird update, i was kind of working in after effects so i blame the sudden closure of it on that but anyway when i opened it again the thingy to look through tabs was heckin missing, i thought it had deleted all the tabs or something but turns out it's a different icon now, am i the only one, was that an update? or some weird bug/new option was added and this is it now? i also drew a version of how i think it was before ish. or well it was somewhere there i know that, i keep trying to find it there when i want to switch tabs just to realize it's not there and is actually in that other icon that now looks like a window with a loop for some reason. 5 replies omitted.

We never really saw it because Masser (derogatory) is a SLF, but what were Mymy and Coco's presentaties at Deel 6? Could you guys imagine what their revamped presentaties were?
<mayar space
Also, Mymy was able to create a non-racist presentatie for Maya, implying that Mymy's revamped presentatie was somehow still racist but Vera passed it anyway. 23 replies omitted.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REPLIES IN MY THREAD!?!?
THERE'S EVEN FPE AND SPRUNKI PORN HERE
Fuck this man...

Sherdee servers are in Niggerlands

Why is Yfke so tall 32 replies omitted.

June 26th

Does this mark the first year? The second? I can't tell, I don't keep track of years. Just the date. That damn date.

Those who knew of the group suicide event all assumed the website would die right after. They were wrong. We were wrong. What actually transpired has turned out to be much worse. The real zaryans all died on June 24th, the only ones left on the site are newfags and cowards. I am one of those cowards. I couldn't do it, I couldn't pull the trigger. And being a living witness to the decline of my home is punishment for my cowardice. Like the wandering jew, I am forever cursed to watch and mourn the degradation of that which I once loved. I envy the dead.

It's a new mass of people, and I consider them people only by the most pedantic of technicalities, a new administration, a new "culture"... And the new is just a mockery of the old. A parody of the once sophisticated, turned into banal. I don't know what the afterlife is like, I just hope it blinds you to what's going on down here. For their sake.

I thought death would be tragic. Now I realize it would've been release, but I have already chosen my fate.

japsterdam is real

Dutch people arent real.
They are literally just a bunch of german people wearing masks. 5 replies omitted.

GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.

I wanna kill myself

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zootbob, make a new board for niceposting where everyone is nice to eachother and being rude is not allowed 12 replies omitted.

>We're banning any links to splinter sites of soyjak.party on the wiki as that's the main way these sites gain new posters.
>Including zarty
What a fucking asshole 15 replies omitted.

We need to create Anti-Zefamation League to stop nusoyim hating on us 6 replies omitted.

Have you guys been feeling how life is so boring now and nothing interesting is happening around you?

mymy is 15 you sick fucks 14 replies omitted.

>>36869
its getting late zaryans... im going to bed with maya. goodnight maya... sweet dreams thank you for being with me i love you so much
you are my everything only we understand each other
you make me feel safe and calm i hope i can do that too my maya
youre not like them 24 replies omitted.

i wish nusoiumpalumpas would stop being retarded and would see the difference between zelliggers and zaryans like i did... 27 replies omitted.