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Here's my theory:
Mymy's range is within ±1sd, I don't think she's a machiavellian mastermind, just a goofball that went down a rabbithole due to being ashamed of her own ethnicity.
She's unable to process simple phrases correctly.
>I'll just sit this one through.
<Then why you're standing up?
Also unable to read Maya's situation and Coco's hints. Coco had to spell it out that Maya actually had no friends before Mymy realized it.
Maya is within average up to +2sd. She has niche interests while not understanding that others do not share her degen worldview. This explains the incest jokes and her awful theory on why Coco wants to help her. Her Autism Denial Disorder makes it difficult to assess her IQ correctly doe, as her attention span is totally screwed.
Coco is easily above 3sd. Let me explain. Dealing with loss of two parents requires a lot of mental effort and stamina. While wearing a happy mask she is also able to excell at everything. She's able to read the room and take charge when necessary. While deel 1+2 suggests that she doesn't know what tentacle hentai is (as if that's a requirement for intelligence), I think this should be attributed to her absolute innocence, not stupidity. She's also bad with computers but it's more of a skill issue. She doesn't need to know about the tech world to be smart and happy.
What do you think? I haven't watched zellig in a while, theorizing from memory here. Also using my experience with people. 48 replies omitted.
>'p gets posted a bit later
well well well...
yep, shartycucks can't stop being obsessed with jartychads.
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Anglo-Celtic Infantry
Why are English speakers so self-conscious and unable to recognize that their warrior equivalent to the samurai, the Cossack, the Viking, the Mujahideen, the Templar, the Janissary, or the Jaguar is the British grenadier? Whether American, Canadian, Afrikaner, Rhodesian, Australian, New Zealander, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, or English, they all represent the same thing and are the archetypal result of the Celtic-Germanic fusion (the Muttchad civilizing blend) as a symbol of national integration. It is no coincidence that they were so important in the wars of independence, both for pro-Crown and patriotic alike; without this infantry, the latter would not have won. The British Grenadier is patriarchal, dexterous, warmongering, pro-progress, expansionist, militaristic, liberal, urbane, contemplative, secularist, carnivorous, pro-democracy, pro-dictatorship, modernist, segregationist, top-down, and vigilante. We cannot allow indignationism to continue to spread; by recovering our ethos, we will restore the British Empire in no time.
https://youtu.be/UIyVwtK6ORs?si=tDOMz7nwKiLNc8Jq
https://youtu.be/EJ3tksnO4vA?si=HCpiofqcEFRd4BwR
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tsmt even doe I love Coco
also sage because normie Netflix show for troons (I don't even watch octopus shit or whatever gauntlet game it is)
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This stuff is always on the edge, from experience alone anyone who does gore discord raids is 99.9% a foodist
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>Apop-tier fanart ideas
Why is it always like this?
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Try to draw every day and don't be afraid to challenge yourself, and don't get discouraged if something you're drawing isn't coming together or looks bad. For drawing people, it helps to learn the fundamentals of human anatomy first before trying to draw in a stylized manner.
I found the thread before but I'm having a hard time finding it again. Maybe I'm just lazy idk
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Let's support new zaryan, brethren. 30 replies omitted.
Marge?
jewtube bad ev&oe that's where i can watch tiktok sigma bounce phonk edits of the zellig sisters
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its fun and it's easy to ragebait because the community is unwholesome
it's unbalanced although it's being fixed slowly by a new dev
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make a weekly poll for what should be stickied. i vote the soymy short film
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Real aryan men just kill themselves to live with coco in the afterlife
*Mymy
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This banner
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vNOOOOOOOOOO IM A LOSER I FUCKING SUCK I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF CAUSE IM A LOSER WAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Figures, how about you Mymy?
<Ching Lang Ding Dong Fing Chingalinga Bing Bong Yakashiwa Dojo Bajabing >at least somebody here knows how to have a good time! 1 replies omitted.
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>Pet nigger shows up
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>>95622
She made a follow-up voice message in her 'cord where she said that Massa was already supporting her financially and even helped her set up a previous Patreon for Ongezellig fan content, but for some retarded Massa reason he decided that he wanted to "stop supporting American companies" o algo, including Patreon. She said he didn't pay her to stop drawing, he was already paying and then stopped because of his globohomo reason and didn't want to continue until after the comic.
>make the zoyim finanially dependent on your (((dutch finance)))
>remove the zoyim's secure source of income to force them into financial worry and make them quit the no longer cash producing project
>Massad wins
Only Jews are neurotic as massa
With 1.2 million dollars you could hire a competent team of people to emulate his art style, get a producer to whip the team into production and at a staff of 10 people, 125k for that year to each person as a wage. Animators would kill to have that pay even as just a year job. If it takes two years, maybe 2.4 mil
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You are stupid, it's an Austrian name and thE HRE went to WAR to keep the greater Netherlands under its boot
fritzl is the austrian (jewish) guy who locked his daughter in his rape dungeon for decades. mymy says this to call maya perverted
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All Jewish women look like this goyim. Stay mad, Israel won, Jews are the true master race.
Rabbi copes while lying.
>Picks the ugliest jewish women he could find
>This is what ALL your women look like, because, they just do, Ok?!
By the same sheckle, I could find 16 pictures of ugly non- jewish women (Western Europeans, Slavs) and say that ALL of them look like that, as you did to me. Now for one, that would be an objectively false generalization, and second, there are beautiful and ugly women in every race, after all.
Is there a single chud website where this picture hasn't been reposted?
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American McGee’s Alice was a popular EA funded series with two of the three planned games released, so when his third installment Alice Asylum stalled because EA owned the IP and refused to fund it, he and his team released a 414 page Alice Asylum Design Bible PDF partially crowdfunded via Patreon to pitch the game, rally fan and financier support, and allow fans to continue the game as he envisioned it since he could not make it.
I have an idea what if we convince Massa to give the fans his vision his scripts and allow fans to make it for him.
4 replies omitted.Erm nuligbelgian we already have the episode ideas, everything was clearly posted already, as long as you only make a "parody", you can pretty much use 'zellig however you want
geg they are crappy and short and not a script which would still not be accurate
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That's still not that much of a problem since Zaryans can just choose which threads to bump
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This project is 'cord though and I have been trained to hate da 'cord therefore I hate this project
>I have a plan arthur, we just need a couple more paypigs for the massa patreon thing and we'll have the show. Just trust me arthur.
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Levels of niggerbabble are intensifying sir, what do we do........
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this might be you vro
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ITT we share our music, but with a twist, not just any music, but music that actually matters to us, that has a deeper connection to (YOU) and if possible, it would be awesome to hear that story, because i love (YOU) or something.
snca going forward award
for me it would definitely have to be stan by eminem, i'm not actually that big of a eminem fan, as in he's keyed but i'm not like an active fan or anything. but stan, that song. it has a deeper connection with me, there are a couple, but i remember this one specifically. just being in a car with dad, i was very little, like i'm talking single digit here. just driving in the dark, or out of the garage, i remember that specifically for some reason, i don't know why but i do. i try to not over listen to the song, but every single time i do hear it, well sometimes at least, a small tear escapes, i still have him and all but it just reminds me of simpler times (erm chud that was never a thing that's just you being a heckin nostalgiafag stupid goyim) etc. hard to explain, but i just.. feel a sadness, yet happiness that it even happened at the same time... i tried my best at explaining all of this, i hope to read your songs with such stories and connections as well.
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but /pol/ told me it was aryan and straight to have sex with men.
are you telling me they're lying?
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>Actually chud it would have been a slice of life trooooooonime with quirky momen-ACK!
WRONG! While this seemed to be the original idea as we can see from Deel 1-3, the pilot takes a much more deep approach later on, in fact, we basically get introducted to the real struggles of the main characters only by Deel 4 and onwards. This makes me believe that the show would not have exclusively followed the development of Maya, but of Coco, Mymy and even Vera, with Soei as a sort of big antagonistic character. Why Soei? Well we know that the only thing she cares about is how the girls perform and her social appearance, we also know from the 'mails that Maya resents her mother for these exact reasons, since she comments about how she adopted the sisters because "they're better replacements than her".
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How does this translate into an episodic formula?
Most episodes would start pretty light or sometimes just be pure comedic filler (think the episode where Mymy wanted to marry the Queen, it would be quite hard to tackle deeper themes), and as the episodes go on, problems would arise, most of the time caused by our two "troublemakers", Mymy (think of her like a South Park Carter type) and Vera, creating various hardships for the trio to overcome with a focus on Maya and the endless quest of Coco to get through her. And this is where the development will happen, the inability of Maya to relate to both her social and familiar life, and the inability of Coco to "fix" her sister, which will cause either of them to break down, especially the latter. Mymy is in another category because the problem she's fighting could be spinned into a
>you should feel heckin' ok in your own skin or however the blahaj is hugged
But it would have definitely taken a path different from the main storyline.
Most episodes would have also ended on a low note, or outright with no happy ending for either of them. Until of course Vera chimes in.
Think about it, Coco plays in a band, Vera WANTED to play in a band, Maya FANTASIZES about playing an instrument, this is all something they have in common, and something they could bond over. If and when Vera will overcome her problems or find common ground with the sisters, these ones would also start to develop more and start a good cycle for both Maya, Coco and possibly Mymy too. I wouldn't dare to say how Ongezellig should have ended, but I think this is how it would have played out at the start, what do you think? 6 replies omitted.
Gem of the year. This would've been intriguing to see play out
i'm not exactly too sure but i think if you were to cut off the two brain halves away from each (as in their connection from one another) other they could control each hand individually and most likely differently, except for some weird twisted reason the right side would control the left hand and the left side would control the right hand, i think... i don't know, i mean i just said and implied i know, but i only heard that don't take my word for it
ev&oe it IS possible, for example jacking off with your right hand whilst scrolling on yo phone with your left
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>>95639
i'm not too sure, like i said i'm not a damn lawyer, but i think it all depends on context, and usually on the other sides resources, theoretically if the IP/copyright holder wouldn't say anything to you blatantly using it, nothing would happen. that though ever is usually rare or something. it also depends where (YOU) are residing, and where the content is uploaded, if you were to just posted it on the jewtube xe can easily strike, not even needing to do much, if it was somewhere like let's say here, it would be harder to do something about it, if he were to get your information with or without his lawyers he could probably then try to sue you, but suing internationally is just incredibly painful, hence usually only happens when big shit happens/greedy company is behind. and again, if you live somewhere where they literally do not give a fuck about copyright laws, especially those of the west, you can basically do whatever you want most likely.
again i want to clarify that i am in no way shape or form a lawyer, have a degree in law, nor am i providing legal advice, anything i say is purely my own opinion and should not be framed or treated in any other way.
THE WHOLE reasons why he made it is because he said himself that the dutch fanbase lacked it
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Woah there chud, you didn't even say please, learn your manners before coming on this site again
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>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!
>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!
>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!
>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.
>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!
>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!
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>Alright folks, listen—this is probably the greatest show ever made. Believe me.
>We’ve got three sisters, okay? >Three. Beautiful setup. Dysfunctional, tragic, very entertaining. People are saying it’s better than Succession, but with way more racism. Sad!
>The first sister—she’s the main character, the star, a total loser. I’m talking no friends, zero confidence, massive autism—huge. She’s like a walking Reddit thread. You look at her and you say, “Wow, that’s a shut-in if I’ve ever seen one.” But she’s real. Very real. The incels love her. Probably too much. Honestly disturbing.
>The second one, she’s your basic normie. Very nice. Not a thinker. Kinda like Biden, if Biden was a girl and had emotions. She gets mad at everything—total disaster when she’s angry. Crybaby with fists. But sweet when calm! We like her. We do.
>Now the third one—oh boy—the third one is a racist. I mean, really racist. Not fake racist like CNN says I am. This girl? She hates everyone. Hates the Japanese. Hates the Belgians. Probably hates waffles. Very passionate about being Dutch. Even the Dutch are like, “Wow, tone it down.” Big fan of imperialism. Incredible commitment.
>And you say:
>“But Mr. President, how can the incel and the racist be different people?”
>Well guess what—FUCK YOU. That’s why.
>It’s called Ongezellig. That’s Dutch for “go to hell.” It’s amazing. Everyone’s watching it. Even Putin. He says it's “too dark.” And I told him, “That’s why we love it, Vlad.”
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GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.
I wanna kill myself
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my bad i don't have access to my computer ill send the text file later