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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL WHITE FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE JOHNNY! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger
>THIS IS A BRWN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A BRWN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH WHITE SEXPATS!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MN YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/-bleachedasians HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BRWNOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BRWN BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A BRWN GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO WHITE SEX TOURISTS ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BRWN BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI BRWN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT BR*WN FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS THAT O MADE IN THE SWEATSHOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF PETER SKVLLY I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
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/int/ won
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Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background 33 replies omitted.
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swinny sucks
zarty doesn't suck
what do they have in common
I wish they could get rid of the approval as soon as possible
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Cause i can
he's unearthing ancient Tartarian gems thought long lost to time, he is doing the lords work. Continue, for WE Knqql
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i am a mongoloid chechen rapist from storm-v and i will rape you and destroy your culture
GEMMMM SLAVA ROSSIYA ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ev&oe nigger cow is from encyclopedia dramatica and not sharty
it's sharty culture doe, and i'm a jakker, therefore my kulcha and i got exposed to it getting mind raped in the process becoming more and more schizo, i wonder how much i got until i get an actual schizo diagnosis just like muh heckin terry. oh my fauci.. maybe i'm destined for something after all... probably not, but schitzo wabag so i'll take that
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>Rumors that about 7 billion nazi v2 drones made by Hitler himself to help hohols are heading to the city of Pedoslava, reported by a communist pedo yakut and a fucking chechen
Someone in the comments
>Fuck! The penis is in the ass, the guys are sucking the shaft, but as old soviet saying goes, never bite the cock that fucks your ass!
Second russian
>Brother, it’s over. Just got a voice message from my cousin, he’s a half-blind Buryatbtank operator stationed in the sewers under Pedoslava, he says the sky is black with swastika drones screaming "Slava Hohland!" in falsetto. One even hacked his vape and made him gay. He tried to call HQ but the line redirected to a Moldovan OnlyFans page run by a Z Patriot furry with a Stalin tattoo on his nuts. But as the great traditional saying goes, the cock is hard the ass is sore, Allah save us
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>inb4 its your attention span!
Just finished watching. Holy fucking shit murder these niggers now.
nigger turns a potential 5 minute video into a 18 minute slopfest
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"you are who you're with" as we say in SerBOREA. Anyone got a hired gun on speed dial?
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Did Maya just BTFO all of Zarty's 13/50 arguments?
https://youtu.be/mnSTKtq1PXE
>Explains how Foenkie is a pedo.
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving issues pertaining to loneliness, and social anxiety.
>Explains how crimerates have risen since Cleo has moved to the Nederlands.
>Explains how being trying to idealistic and selfless has ironically lead Massa to be a selfish little fuck.
>Explains how Indonesian Dutch mutts like Maya have been systematically discriminated against.
>Explains how Zarty policies both now and in the past have kept Indonesian Dutch mutts down and how gooning to tentacle hentai is sometimes the only way for Indonesian Dutch mutts to prosper in Brabant.
>Explains how sometimes Zarty policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt Indonesian Dutch mutts even after gooning to tentacle hentai.
>Explains why the fact that Maya having green eyes from Medelian inheritance is sufficient evidence to suggest that she's keyed.
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Maya anxiety statistics, and why it's wrong for Maya to goon to tentacle hentai? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing Maya is good
>inb4 someone says "slavernij herstellen"
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links a video of Maya's bed creaking at night without context and without an analysis of WHY Maya's bed creaks at night.
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says IP checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because Zartytard is triggered by a different opinion
keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.
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i don't think so...
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TSMT
I wanna see Coco enact TND to avenge her parents. That would be peak kino and could make Zellig stand out as one of the most influential webseries of all time...or something
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Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7. 3 replies omitted.
foenkie will edit it out somehow because of xer obsessed tranny nafri nigger hate of us
Foenkie calling upon the dark powers of ancient Molochian gods to edit out a few pixels
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>WOMAN RIGHTS!
and that's a good thing.
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<Snorts hehe hehe
>Haha. Boobies
<Hehe hehe
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Mymy would try to developed wunderwaffles 3 replies omitted.
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that opinion always bothered me because it's not a strict rule, Dutch is a language that commonly uses apostrophes to shorten words in casual speak, such as het -> 't, des -> 's and mijn -> m'n. I can totally see someone saying 'zellig in conversation as a shortened version of gezellig, because this type of stuff is common.
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Not if you believe in blank slate Marxism or some sort of magical mind-body dualism.
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>Ongezellig is a failed pilot depicting the inert nature of sanitized living and the vapid age of post industrial, post internet revolution first world.
>Maya represents the post modernist commoner. The husk of what man used to be, the consumerist media addicted gooner living only to satiate their most immediate desires with no pursuit of excellence or higher calling. This character has no spine and no will to shape the world or even mend their own inadequacy. When presented with adversity she folds, when presented with problems she flees, when presented with opportunities she backs out. She is only comfortable in her gooning attire engrossed in her decadent cartoons. She is bitter and jaded and in full conscious of her own predicament yet too prideful to allow people to assist her out of her vain lifestyle. There is nothing redeemable in her character, she is inept and without virtue and an ugly mirror to the world we've built.
>Coco is the innocence of this world, but not in a good way. Coco is a victim of tragedy at the hands of south african niggers who murdered and raped her parents (this was later retconed by Massa post mossad acquisition). Despite this she exudes kindness. While she may seem commendable at first her ignorance is shown on full display in deel 2 and onwards. She as a character serves to show that good intentions cannot be realized through incompetence and imperceptiveness. Coco failed to observe the saying of Hippocrates: "Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that make him sick." She is insistent on helping Maya despite Maya's unwillingness to cooperate which only serves to push them away until external circumstances bring about a fragile, uneasy truce. Coco is also a subtle commentary on women being stupid.
>Mymy is the ailment of modernity. She is the estranged, the one that has seen modernity but instead of falling into it like Maya she has gotten agitated. She will, similarly to Maya, shake her fist at society in spite. But unlike Maya her shaking is animated by tenacity and inspiration. She is the embodiment of the indominable aryan spirit, she will pursue her high set ambitions through mud and blood, unyielding in her moral principles. Mymy is a romantic stuck in a mechanical time. She yearns for glory in a world that only offers hedonism and she lashes out at it with flavors of fanaticism, racial supremacist larp and histrionicism. She is the defacto poster girl of the show as she is the character the viewers are most likely to resonate with, the viewers who have rejected mass produced slop like the shitty digital circus or fundamental toilet-paper education in favor of slow burn, esoteric, more refined slop.
>The creator Massa, known for his ultra nationalism has denounced the international audience on many occasions, even electing to use a dutch exclusive donation website. He has also railed against materialist and consumerist practices such as merch and shilling. His activity has since been neutered by known associate of mossad, Foenkie. His 'cord server has been sanitized as Foenkie conducted total soyposter death and banned all references to soyjaks, soyspeak, TND, racism, transphobia and anti semitism. Massa is also rumored to have received a large amount of hush money from israel to cease his work on ongezellig which he used to finance his work on shitty iceberg videos no one gives a shit about.
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Schizophrenia (/ˌskɪtsəˈfriːniə/ SKIT-sə-FREE-nee-ə, US also /ˌskɪtsəˈfrɛniə/ SKIT-sə-FREN-ee-ə) is a mental disorder characterized variously by hallucinations (typically, hearing voices), delusions, disorganized thinking and behavior, and flat or inappropriate affect. Symptoms develop gradually and typically begin during young adulthood and rarely resolve. There is no objective diagnostic test; diagnosis is based on observed behavior, a psychiatric history that includes the person's reported experiences, and reports of others familiar with the person. For a diagnosis of schizophrenia, the described symptoms need to have been present for at least six months (according to the DSM-5) or one month (according to the ICD-11). Many people with schizophrenia have other mental disorders, especially mood, anxiety, and substance use disorders, as well as obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD).
copy pasted a wikikepedia article award
either way you REALLY need to go back to reels or r/ongezellig
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i don't think xe meant it in a bad way doe, or maybe xe did
ohnonononononononoooooo nuzellcacas don't even get the references anymore
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TSMT. 4chan at least still has a few boards that are somewhat usable, on the shitty there are exactly zero such boards.
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>b-b-but it's a successful short film…
You're not wrong. But you're not right either. You're just too soft to say the truth out loud. Sam quitting because he was burnt out, hated, underpaid, or whatever excuse you want to paint it with doesn't change the fact that his decision was driven by self-interest. He saw no reward, no growth, no return and he left. That's called being greedy. Not in a bad way. In a realistic way. Everyone follows what benefits them. That's not a sin, that's just how people work. So when I call it out, I'm not disrespecting him I'm exposing the truth you're too emotionally attached to admit. The moment this show stopped paying off, he vanished. And now when I do the same, you cry foul? That's hypocrisy. I'm not sentimental. I'm here to win. He did what was best for him. And so will I. It's not about hate. It's not about feelings. It's about results. And ongezellig failed to deliver. That's reality. And if you can't handle that, don't argue with me go argue with the numbers. The numbers made him switch iceberg content not me.
I don't care what delusional fantasy you've convinced yourself of I'm not wrong, and I'm not entertaining anything else. Just because I'm a big ongezellig fan doesn't mean I owe anyone a teary goodbye or a sugar-coated lie about a pilot I no longer respect. Ongezellig is mediocre in my eyes, and no comment, complaint, or guilt trip is going to change that. I'm not here to coddle a community or play pretend to keep anyone comfortable. That's not honesty, that's acting. And I'm no liar. If the truth hurts, then maybe you've just been avoiding it for too long. I'm not staying quiet to please people who already made up their minds. You want to be emotional about a dead show? Be my guest. But I won't sit here and fake optimism for something that's already flatlined.
The idiots who want to stay may stay here. Only those who can keep up with me get to see the scenery that comes next. 29 replies omitted.
Someone else then because I haven't left this site in the entire week
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https://youtu.be/jN4WRqz5iLI?si=bOgZ2SIUx9zIz9hx 14 replies omitted.
Ok, something would wend wrong
>smugjak.png
Yes not everyone will actually understand this it's so hard to be a linguistics amateur these days
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Coco doesn't know much about geography or ethnicities, she thinks anyone even just slighty darker than her is a brown bubhuman
It will backfire. There is far less diversity enforcement in their official justice system (because niggers are incapable of organizing government), so vigilante groups occasionally do this in self-defense.
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The Alpha of Animation. The Breaker of Bucks. The Commodore of Comedy. The Don of the Dutch. The Enchanter of Entertainment. The Fashioner of Frames. The Guardian of Gezelligheid. The Hero of Holland. The Imperator of Internationals. The Justiciar of Jokes. The Keizer of Keks. The Lord of Laughs. The Master of Mirth. The Nurturer of the Netherlands. The Originator of Ongezellig. The Premier of Plot. The Quetzalcoatl of Quality. The Reaper of Reactions. The Shaitan of the Sharty. The Taker of Time. The Ubermensch of the Universe. The Vizier of Vision. The Wiseman of Wit. The Xenagogue of Xenophobia. The Yeoman of Youtube. The Zhar of Zaryans.
ENTER
MASSA
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funny enough its all still from zellig since his other videos flopped GEG
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Looks like someone loosely from the 'sphere (although a 'corder) uncovered another 'zellig pedo cabal. Let this serve as a reminder that using Discord doesn't make you aryan or gemmy and puts you on the same level of these actual pedophiles 53 replies omitted.
someone should remake that one media pending approval but for this one specifically geg
>>15412
'teens THIS is co-admin of 'zellig
https://x.com/SuperDrBaconSDB
'enk 'erdraaid
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It is our culture, we trace stuff, we make memes, we make art, that's what we do, and I am not sure why there even is a problem with that
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I FFFFFUCCCKING LOVE RAGEMAXXING
i didn't know it was you...
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>THE THING THE ZIKI SAID I NEED TO HATE AND ARE OUR #1 BOOGEYMEN?
>KYS FROG DEMORALIZER KIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTED HERE COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL COAL
We all look like that and say that tho
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what exactly goes on here? is it just talking, theorizing, and ironically shipping cursed stuff? 10 replies omitted.
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https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home 57 replies omitted.
youre clearly more mad by the way you got asshurt and accused me of projecting every reply
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ZARTYSISSIES........ 17 replies omitted.
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That's because jannies are mindbroken by big cock (regardless of color)
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Whats with the silence? Did a mosquito bite your balls little boy? Hmmm?