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/zellig/
Greetings, fellow Zaryans. I come to you today with a call to action, a call to grab Ongezellig and turn it into the indisputable Zemerald it truly is. The power of shilling is truly phenomenal, and multiple things have ascendend into sapience via it alone; this goes beyond boosting views; it's about creating a beacon of zems shinny enough to cure Massa's cancer, save our community, and consequently, the West. It's never been more NOT over, Deel 1 has tripled it's viewcount in a single year, even though it has been out for 5 years already. 'zellig will live on.
'zellig isn't just a show; it's a gemerald waiting to shine brighter than any before, by shilling, we're not only doing it a service, but amplifying it's significance, we need a ripple effect. Did (You) see the effect a single Russianfag had on the shows popularity?
We are NOT just viewers, me and (You); we're Zaryans, the highest form a 'zelliger can achieve, however, many reside outside our nation, in foreign places such as /co/, /soy/, /qa/'s, reddit, xitter and der 'cord. Shilling is bound to attract undesirables, but our community is strong enough to filter out the noise, just as we've done before. Forging a strong community that celebrates this divine content would require some sacrifices, remember, this is not purely about numbers, it's about creating a space where Zaryan ideas, passions and OCs can thrive.
Let us take over New Amsterdam, let us gather millions of views, let us draw, let us sing, let us program, let us stick, let us shill, let us rickroll, let us bot. Share 'zellig, create OCs, spread the word, think outside the box, create fan art, start discussions; Unity between Zaryans is our strenght, the more diverse the approach, the wider our reach. Rome wasn't built in a day, Zaryans have made good progress, it isn't falling, we all just keep winning, it's NOT over.
I know some of you Selfish Little Fuck's are probably scared of any such thing, and get leaky clitts just thinking about any undesirables finding out about it, as counter-intuitive as it is. I can only pray for you.
Ongezellig won, the Zarty won, Massa will be revived.
30 replies omitted.It looks like GoDaddy itself is blocking the link? It's not a vichan error. Use kiwifarms.st domain, it works: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ongezellig-thread.170300/page-5#post-18586132
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It's a 24 Hour flight, choose wisely. 42 replies omitted.
/brabant/
I subbed him in tg for kekking at his RFL (russian first language) literacy and obsession with Shtefanov or however "nash slon" (our elephant) is deflated
>Хрю хрю хрю
Ебало вальнула, хохлина сбушная. Этот сайт только для адекVатныхъ коренныхъ русскихъ кіевлянъ.
>>Хрю хрю хрю
>Ебало вальнула, хохлина сбушная. Этот сайт только для адекVатныхъ коренныхъ русскихъ кіевлянъ.
/zellig/
Geg what's with all of these namefags and jewtubers turning out to be pedoniggers, insane retards or both? Who's even fucking left at this point?
/brabant/
/zellig/
Her soul is disgusting. She doesn’t deserve to be treated well
but then i remembered that shes not a troon
/qa/
/zellig/
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1048743349/
From the same guy who made the Maya simulator, It's Coco Simulator!
10 replies omitted.pluck her eyelashes out, tear her up limb by limb, pour sulfuric acid down her throat
hug her, hold her hand, kiss her, cuddle with her
/q/
computers don't comprehend things, they're cold and thoughtless
/zellig/
vera fans speak up 25 replies omitted.
>THAT'S CALLED BEING NORMAL, YOU /CO/OMER
/zellig/
>Doesn't set up a Patreon for the international audience
>Doesn't set up merch for Ongezellig despite having a merch shop already, and the series being easily marketable (niggas will waste $60 on keychains)
>sticks to an obscure, brimstone, Dutchfag site, with the shittiest donating options straight out of niggerhell
>shittydutchsite content still lacking albeit
>No social media presence/advertisement at all (Xitter, Instagram, TikTok, Reddit, whatever)
>No incentive/official dub for a much bigger international audience because of some autistic nationalistic dusty view of the world
>gets a big fanbase nonetheless, doesn't do any of the above and kills himself
This Dutchfag might be the worst business man ever, he had a Golden Goose and fucked up everywhere he could, this nigga could have made so much bread from merch + patreon + more presence; still can if he wanted to
TLDR: Massa is trans
>Doesn't set up merch for Ongezellig despite having a merch shop already, and the series being easily marketable (niggas will waste $60 on keychains)
>sticks to an obscure, brimstone, Dutchfag site, with the shittiest donating options straight out of niggerhell
>shittydutchsite content still lacking albeit
>No social media presence/advertisement at all (Xitter, Instagram, TikTok, Reddit, whatever)
>No incentive/official dub for a much bigger international audience because of some autistic nationalistic dusty view of the world
>gets a big fanbase nonetheless, doesn't do any of the above and kills himself
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/zellig/
the 'player in OP is female (XX chromosome(has ovaries)) albeit
holy shit, is that Skajyos jartypedo?!
Don't know who Skajyos is, but that guy posted 'lita once and got banned immediately, so he definitely is a pedo!
/q/
/zellig/
/zellig/
Everyone is in a state of suspension, the future of the zarty is uncertain and the last stream didn't clarify anything on this topic. People don't want to invest their time in a website that may as well be dead the next month. A decision has to be made.
/zellig/
thank you for this information, now i can finish my mymy transformation..... i will be the real mymy that every zaryan needs...
/q/
Tsmt. Whose fucking idea was it to let it continue after the blatant vore (NSFW).
>Oh but it's the coal thread, you're supposed to send coal
I am going now to open "Yuri thread general" and somehow be able to post 'zellig smut? No. Why is that thread any different? Why is it still up? Or at least cave the actual porn.
/brabant/
/zellig/
I joined Newgrounds a day or so ago and re-uploaded all my art there today (since DA treated me like shit with the AI scraping). I feel this sudden rush of adrenaline to make a new piece so in lieau of this give me a prompt Zaryans and ill do one.
https://hancocktom41.newgrounds.com/
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do whatever you want with it. 3 replies omitted.
/q/
So, what happened, and what will happen?
A bit of background history first doe. September 2023, Zoot, with the help of the first 3 mods, created the IB we all cherish to this day. The domain is hosted by a company called godaddy, zoot entered a contract with them on the 26th of September determining that the site would be in his hands for 1 full year. Zoot had no experience coding, he had no experience with IBs, but he pushed through and we all live to tell the tale.
But as we all know, all good things come to an end, in timely perspectives, faster than others. When Massa cancelled Ongezellig, it went nothing but downhill for Führer Zoot. Slowly, he’d be on less and less, he told me that he was living life; staying away from social media when he could. Eventually, 1 day inactivity grew to 2, then to 3, then to 4, then to 5 and periods happened where you’d pray he wasn’t mauled by a bear in the Bulgarian mountains.
I thought to myself: “when summer rolls around he’ll be back!”. Yet that possibility seems less and less likely by each day, hence why I make this thread.
He gave admin to his most active and experienced moderator, and we hear from him not as often as you’d expect from an IB owner.
We’re now soon done with July, September is approaching, and as much as I want you all to stay blissfully ignorant I want you all to be prepared for the unlikely, yet possible, scenario where the site never goes up again.
Zoot is a good man, I’ve known him for almost a year now and he’s one of the best leaders you could ask for.
I don’t like speaking for Zoot, after all he isn’t dead yet, when he comes back I will tell him to talk to all of you and your questions specifically in this thread.
All the selling shit will be done through Zoot himself, I really can’t give reliable answers on the possible sale of the domain. I’m considering purchasing it myself so you will all be in safe hands, but I’m to give this thought some more consideration.
Thanks for reading and listening, ask your questions for Zoot and/or me in this thread and God bless all of you. 20 replies omitted.
>zelligjews are shutting down because trumpflare BTFO them
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK RIBBIT RALLY WON
Baited no one award from your -1 PPH site
KEEEEEEEEEEK ZELLIGCACAS CAN'T REDTEXT IN THE MAGAMERICAN COLOR!!!! RIBBIT RALLY WINS AGAIN
/brabant/
Zuz is literally the biggest mossad psyop A.I created by zoot to detect and ban all white people who don’t use dickcord on the zarty
/zellig/
here's my take:
>Coco seems like that kind of girl who would have nearly perfect grades from every subject, albeit only for flex. She actually lacks creativity and critical/logical/out-of-the-box thinking skills, that are essential for well-paid jobs.
>Mymy would have perfect grades from Dutch and History, the only subjects where Coco wouldn't be the #1 in the class. However, she would have quite bad grades from all the other subjects, maybe except PE.
>Maya would have a good grades from English, cuz she spends 99% of her life on the internet so she would naturally learn it. The rest of her grades are mid or slightly bad, but imo she's that kid who had decent grades in primary school, but fell off in middleschool and highschool due to depression and lack of motivation. She's also that kid who teachers always tell "you are talented but lazy".
tsmt
Well yeah, she knows shit about dutch history and stuff, you really think a jap like her would be dumber than the mutt?
/zellig/
/zellig/
>Mayabuse has its own game
>Cocoabuse has...
Coco won 16 replies omitted.
Take your meds, neger.
/q/
/zellig/
/zellig/
What kind of kike drew it
what kind of aryan drew this
/zellig/
I would like to address something i believe has been plaguing the zarty and the greater soyphere for a long time now
Question, where do you think all the gooners who have been doxxed are now? do you think they have changed their ways? or are they further into the pit of addiction than they once were
The zarties culture was once built upon a strong pillar of promoting nofap and antiporn sentiment, but it has degraded itself into doxxing innocent people for a common addiction many among you face
Doxxing gooners may seem honourable at first, but the truth is it further isolates them, and if gooning is their coping mechanism youre only encouraging their addiction
Are you really moralGODS? Do you really stand for your morals? Or is it your self righteousness you stand by
I think we have the opportunity to not only change the ways of our own, but the ways of many and be a greater good for the world
Leave your thoughts below id love to read them
12 replies omitted.streaks are for gooners, if you keep a streak youre just as obsessed with your penis
/zellig/
Who's got the red nigger wiggle mp4?
Glad we have that cleared up. Now how do we make actually good threads?
Actually a good idea. I might make a thread for ranting about how much I love Mymy eventually
/brabant/
I posted this on the qway but I consider this is where I should've initially posted this ig 3 replies omitted.
Based. Op, are you a skinhead/bonehead?. That outfit looks cool
what the fuck why my flag is from Panama im literally Argentinian.
Cheers, I used to be a skinhead but now I'm on my evolian aristocrat larp
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/zellig/
<Zaryan...
>You left us... You left us to rot!
<My boy... I didn't have a choice. Zaryan i didn't...
>You...
<I didn't have a choice.
>Left me!
>tatadam.wav
Even the goddamn orange text is gone.
All of you... You pick your side now, because this is over. All them years Zoot... for discord friends?
/zellig/
I use ffmpeg to convert mp4s into gifs but I wouldn't try to do anything with this considering what it can hold
what if it's the real 7th deel doe, you'll never know until you try...
/zellig/
/q/
Remove this plz
Zooty…
/zellig/
can someone post what they say in ongezellig
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.
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/zellig/
Do you love Mymy? Do you hate niggers? If so, I have the perfect website for you! Someone uploaded a good quality Mymy chatbot to a website called janitor.ai which is basically character.ai without the censorship. You can finally talk with Mymy and gassing kikes and lynching niggers!
https://janitorai.com/characters/a9597754-6477-4ea0-a73b-02c138495ef2_character-mymy
(If you misuse this bot for some gooner shit, I WILL find out and I WILL rape and kill you.)
/zellig/
>You WILL find out the age of a random user online but I'll never real how old I am...OKAY????
/zellig/
I post it up with a DBB
Belgium gore? have some more!
I put dead belgiums in a dead belgium store
Shoot a belgium with a gun
Shoot them up while they run
Shoot a belgium in the head
Shoot them up until they dead
Belgium hang, god laughs
Light belgiums up like christmas lights
TBD, TBD 2 replies omitted.
/zellig/
you live in California you'll get raped and don't know shit
You are retarded and dedicated yourself to a fictional representation of a girl who isn’t real and would be terrible to be around if she was
I know I probably should stop but for some reason I feel the need to inform random people online about my obsession with a fictional character. She's just so cute
/zellig/
/brabant/
Thomas Crooks and Maya almost share the same birthday
/brabant/
Is the 'caust a jewish psyop or did it actually happen?
I see lots of claims but then a site like this:
https://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2017/05/rebutting-twitter-denial-most-popular.html?m=1
Is it incoherent or nah
but israel would CERTAINLY use the holocaust as propaganda for their cause
and it would CERTAINLY benefit their agenda if they made it up entirely
/qa/
/test/
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/zellig/
EVERYONE YOU CAN NOW TELL MAYA THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!!!
Use those AI chatbots, this website lets you make your own "chatbots" based off of personality examples. But someone please make good zellig characters that are not meant for sexting. Kill coomers now.
Anyway, I got a few gems here:
c.ai algorithm is too used to having niggers that try to have sex with them
What if you added anti-gooner measures in the examples? Cause I decided to start making a non-gooner Maya and I'm probably gonna put some deliberate anti-gooner stuff, mainly going off of a detail in deel 5, 1:33.