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I may look like this

its a pretty view 5 replies omitted.

We are experimenting with image approval. The intention is for it to be enabled during low pph hours (mutt hours), when not many people are on. 17 replies omitted.

i like mymy but i think i'd like her better if she was green 1 replies omitted.

Wow 6 replies omitted.

>hey Maya, would you like to participate in a fun family activity?
vNOOOOOOOOOO IM A LOSER I FUCKING SUCK I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF CAUSE IM A LOSER WAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Figures, how about you Mymy?
<Ching Lang Ding Dong Fing Chingalinga Bing Bong Yakashiwa Dojo Bajabing >at least somebody here knows how to have a good time! 1 replies omitted.

Maya Vril 11 replies omitted.

https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjak_Party_Video_Archive

>SPVA likes ongezellig

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№100000 will be shitty

Deel 1+2 has hit 100k likes 18 replies omitted.

What does this mean? What type of insult is "Fritzl" 10 replies omitted.

Post irl lookalikes of zellings itt 13 replies omitted.

What do you think Zaryans, does she deserve a BBC boyfriend? 5 replies omitted.

Fill Coco's face 37 replies omitted.

why am i still banned for ban evading even whenever i move country? 5 replies omitted.

American McGee’s Alice was a popular EA funded series with two of the three planned games released, so when his third installment Alice Asylum stalled because EA owned the IP and refused to fund it, he and his team released a 414 page Alice Asylum Design Bible PDF partially crowdfunded via Patreon to pitch the game, rally fan and financier support, and allow fans to continue the game as he envisioned it since he could not make it.

I have an idea what if we convince Massa to give the fans his vision his scripts and allow fans to make it for him.

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This nigga is so cool, I bet he could beat george droyd in a fight.

Re-ban demoralizers and clear streetshitters that only bump shit like old demoralposts, it was done in the past and worked wonders. And no you're not "heckin' above things" if you let these people run around, 4brap did this exact thing and look where they are now. Many people don't like us now and as such it's natural that they would come here to do this, just ban demoralization, easy as that 10 replies omitted.

zaryans, i have a plan to animate a popular scene from a movie/show/animation but with zelligs in it. do you have any suggestions for a scene that would work with zelligs? it should be no longer than a minute and it should be funny with zelligs in it and maybe fit their character (things maya/mymy/coco/vera would do or say) 6 replies omitted.

This shit happening or what? I know that an art dump from all the artists but I don’t believe there has been a new actual page posted yet beside the first 2. 9 replies omitted.

Epstein didnt kill himself

sisa 30 replies omitted.

coco in a photo i took 9 replies omitted.

ITT we share our music, but with a twist, not just any music, but music that actually matters to us, that has a deeper connection to (YOU) and if possible, it would be awesome to hear that story, because i love (YOU) or something.

snca going forward award

for me it would definitely have to be stan by eminem, i'm not actually that big of a eminem fan, as in he's keyed but i'm not like an active fan or anything. but stan, that song. it has a deeper connection with me, there are a couple, but i remember this one specifically. just being in a car with dad, i was very little, like i'm talking single digit here. just driving in the dark, or out of the garage, i remember that specifically for some reason, i don't know why but i do. i try to not over listen to the song, but every single time i do hear it, well sometimes at least, a small tear escapes, i still have him and all but it just reminds me of simpler times (erm chud that was never a thing that's just you being a heckin nostalgiafag stupid goyim) etc. hard to explain, but i just.. feel a sadness, yet happiness that it even happened at the same time... i tried my best at explaining all of this, i hope to read your songs with such stories and connections as well.

No soy gay pero soy chileno y tengo una fantasía donde Chile invade Argentina y Argentina tiene que exportar esclavos femboys para satisfacer oficiales chilenos de alto rango. Me imagino que soy un comandante poderoso alto, con una mandíbula cuadrada y con músculos masivos. Mi femboy es un pequeño argentino tímido con piel pálida que viene a mi habitación. Lo agarro con mis poderosos brazos y lo beso a la fuerza, presionando su pecho contra el mío. Lo tiro contra la cama con mis grandes brazos quitándole sus pequeños calzones vírgenes. Le muestro mi masivo mastodonte chileno, y después se la meto con todo, follandolo con una fuerza inhumana. Cada movimiento lo hace gemir, y finalmente me corro en su pequeño culito argentino, dejando el semen corriéndole por sus pequeñas nalgas, y después lo abrazo con mis grandes y fuertes brazos chilenos haciéndolo dormir en mi pecho. ¿Algún otro hetero tiene este tipo de fantasías?

So we know from various lore drops and years of autism™️, how the various characters would have behaved and/or how the first episodes would have played out, but what we don't know is the general genre and how the show would have tackled certain themes
>Actually chud it would have been a slice of life trooooooonime with quirky momen-ACK!
WRONG! While this seemed to be the original idea as we can see from Deel 1-3, the pilot takes a much more deep approach later on, in fact, we basically get introducted to the real struggles of the main characters only by Deel 4 and onwards. This makes me believe that the show would not have exclusively followed the development of Maya, but of Coco, Mymy and even Vera, with Soei as a sort of big antagonistic character. Why Soei? Well we know that the only thing she cares about is how the girls perform and her social appearance, we also know from the 'mails that Maya resents her mother for these exact reasons, since she comments about how she adopted the sisters because "they're better replacements than her".
<essay space
How does this translate into an episodic formula?
Most episodes would start pretty light or sometimes just be pure comedic filler (think the episode where Mymy wanted to marry the Queen, it would be quite hard to tackle deeper themes), and as the episodes go on, problems would arise, most of the time caused by our two "troublemakers", Mymy (think of her like a South Park Carter type) and Vera, creating various hardships for the trio to overcome with a focus on Maya and the endless quest of Coco to get through her. And this is where the development will happen, the inability of Maya to relate to both her social and familiar life, and the inability of Coco to "fix" her sister, which will cause either of them to break down, especially the latter. Mymy is in another category because the problem she's fighting could be spinned into a
>you should feel heckin' ok in your own skin or however the blahaj is hugged
But it would have definitely taken a path different from the main storyline.
Most episodes would have also ended on a low note, or outright with no happy ending for either of them. Until of course Vera chimes in.
Think about it, Coco plays in a band, Vera WANTED to play in a band, Maya FANTASIZES about playing an instrument, this is all something they have in common, and something they could bond over. If and when Vera will overcome her problems or find common ground with the sisters, these ones would also start to develop more and start a good cycle for both Maya, Coco and possibly Mymy too. I wouldn't dare to say how Ongezellig should have ended, but I think this is how it would have played out at the start, what do you think? 6 replies omitted.

Every single day of my life is the same. I sit here in front of my computer, type Soyzellig.party in my URL bar, and begin browsing. For hours and hours, I bump gems; I participate on the ‘planet. I used to try to make OC or post interesting threads, but no one ever replies. So now I just spam bait. Every once in awhile someone falls for my bait thread, maybe for that short moment they were seething. Typically the thread quickly dies, and no one even cares. Most of the time I just gaze at the catalog watching my threads slowly leave the page into a pool of SNCA. I don’t have it in me to samefag in my own threads to keep them up, or become an active namefag on the ‘Zooru for attention. I don’t have the same energy I had when I was 17, I feel really frustrated. Sometimes I might talk with some other so-called ‘Zaryans’ on the ‘cord using voice-chat. We call ourselves ‘friends’ but something about our relationship feels very hollow. I feel like I can only laugh, and have a good time, if the people I’m laughing and having a good time with are using Zelligspeak. I hate my mom, I hate my dad, I am not normal. I feel depressed, like, this is not healthy. And it’s really hard to find words for these emotions. I think we need new words for what it’s like to live on the Zarty, because the words we use to describe our feelings are invented by people who lived in the real world, not by people on the Zarty. Like for example, I kind of feel like I am bored, but bored is not the right word, because I am constantly entertaining myself and staving off boredom. When you are bored, you can at least think. I can’t think, because my brain is foggy and filled with Agugu and funny OC I’ve seen. I also sort of feel tired, but I’m not actually tired because I can never sleep. People blame it on the blue light of the screen, not getting sun, or lack of exercise. But I think the problem is a certain energy remains in me that is not supposed to stay inside and we are not designed to have in us. I also often feel like I am doing work, but I am not doing anything that would contribute to my future in any meaningful way. I just create OC, and my reward is for the people on the TND Girls website finding it funny and calling it a gem. Neither work or leisure. The one normal feeling I can definitely feel is seethe. I need seethe. It’s the only thing that gets this tension out of me, and I basically use any excuse to start seething. I think I can say that I love seething, I love leaking, and I love falling for bait on purpose. I am constantly seeking out the most obsessed Reddit and Xitter bait that makes me seethe and get more and more sensitive to leaking my clitty. So in a certain way, all the obsessed Reddit, Reels, and Xitter cucks on the Zarty are needed. And even though I go ape and clitty leak at the most obvious bait, I actually really need these baiteralds to exercise all these bad feeling in my mind. 23 replies omitted.

scanned all of massacord for any hope or hint of the show coming back in any shape or form 35 replies omitted.

Someone remake this image but with 'lig characters

>I say, I say listen here, son! That Ongezellig show by Studio Massa — now that fella’s a pure genius, I tell ya! And don’t be fooled by that fancy “studio” name, it’s just one man, one brilliant mind workin’ magic all by his lonesome!

>Now, lemme break it down for ya — Mymy, that’s your history-buff, colonialist-lovin’ gal, all caught up in her imperialist dreams, I say, just like them hoi4 autists and chuds who can’t get enough of the ol’ glory days!

>Then you got Maya — shy as a mouse, no friends in sight, social skills shot to hell — a real loner, I say, just like all them chuds sittin’ in their basements wishin’ for a friend!

>And don’t forget Coco, boy — she’s the stereotypical Aryan tradwife, prettier than a peach and just the kinda gal them chuds dream about, all traditional values and whatnot.

>I say, I say, Studio Massa done cooked up a perfect storm for them chuds! Each character’s a dang mirror to a part of their soul, I tell ya!

>That there’s accidental genius, or maybe it’s on purpose — either way, I say, that man’s got somethin’ special goin’ on! That’s all, I say, all!

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