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GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.
I wanna kill myself
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my bad i don't have access to my computer ill send the text file later
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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL WHITE FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE JOHNNY! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
>Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger
>THIS IS A BRWN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A BRWN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH WHITE SEXPATS!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MN YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/-bleachedasians HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BRWNOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BRWN BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A BRWN GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO WHITE SEX TOURISTS ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BRWN BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI BRWN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT BR*WN FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS THAT O MADE IN THE SWEATSHOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF PETER SKVLLY I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
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/int/ won
/pol/ lost
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Take pic related and use any solid colour aside from white and paintbucket the background 33 replies omitted.
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swinny sucks
zarty doesn't suck
what do they have in common
I wish they could get rid of the approval as soon as possible
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Cause i can
he's unearthing ancient Tartarian gems thought long lost to time, he is doing the lords work. Continue, for WE Knqql
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i am a mongoloid chechen rapist from storm-v and i will rape you and destroy your culture
GEMMMM SLAVA ROSSIYA ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ev&oe nigger cow is from encyclopedia dramatica and not sharty
it's sharty culture doe, and i'm a jakker, therefore my kulcha and i got exposed to it getting mind raped in the process becoming more and more schizo, i wonder how much i got until i get an actual schizo diagnosis just like muh heckin terry. oh my fauci.. maybe i'm destined for something after all... probably not, but schitzo wabag so i'll take that
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>Rumors that about 7 billion nazi v2 drones made by Hitler himself to help hohols are heading to the city of Pedoslava, reported by a communist pedo yakut and a fucking chechen
Someone in the comments
>Fuck! The penis is in the ass, the guys are sucking the shaft, but as old soviet saying goes, never bite the cock that fucks your ass!
Second russian
>Brother, it’s over. Just got a voice message from my cousin, he’s a half-blind Buryatbtank operator stationed in the sewers under Pedoslava, he says the sky is black with swastika drones screaming "Slava Hohland!" in falsetto. One even hacked his vape and made him gay. He tried to call HQ but the line redirected to a Moldovan OnlyFans page run by a Z Patriot furry with a Stalin tattoo on his nuts. But as the great traditional saying goes, the cock is hard the ass is sore, Allah save us
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>inb4 its your attention span!
Just finished watching. Holy fucking shit murder these niggers now.
nigger turns a potential 5 minute video into a 18 minute slopfest
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"you are who you're with" as we say in SerBOREA. Anyone got a hired gun on speed dial?
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Did Maya just BTFO all of Zarty's 13/50 arguments?
https://youtu.be/mnSTKtq1PXE
>Explains how Foenkie is a pedo.
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving issues pertaining to loneliness, and social anxiety.
>Explains how crimerates have risen since Cleo has moved to the Nederlands.
>Explains how being trying to idealistic and selfless has ironically lead Massa to be a selfish little fuck.
>Explains how Indonesian Dutch mutts like Maya have been systematically discriminated against.
>Explains how Zarty policies both now and in the past have kept Indonesian Dutch mutts down and how gooning to tentacle hentai is sometimes the only way for Indonesian Dutch mutts to prosper in Brabant.
>Explains how sometimes Zarty policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt Indonesian Dutch mutts even after gooning to tentacle hentai.
>Explains why the fact that Maya having green eyes from Medelian inheritance is sufficient evidence to suggest that she's keyed.
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Maya anxiety statistics, and why it's wrong for Maya to goon to tentacle hentai? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing Maya is good
>inb4 someone says "slavernij herstellen"
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links a video of Maya's bed creaking at night without context and without an analysis of WHY Maya's bed creaks at night.
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says IP checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because Zartytard is triggered by a different opinion
keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.
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i don't think so...
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TSMT
I wanna see Coco enact TND to avenge her parents. That would be peak kino and could make Zellig stand out as one of the most influential webseries of all time...or something
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Red army won
Stalin won
William the orange won
Netherlands won
Trump won
Putin won
Franco won
Taliban won
South Africa won
Japan won
Vlad the impaler won
Mao won
Soyzellig party won
You WILL have sex
You WILL NOT die alone
You WILL get deel 7. 3 replies omitted.
foenkie will edit it out somehow because of xer obsessed tranny nafri nigger hate of us
Foenkie calling upon the dark powers of ancient Molochian gods to edit out a few pixels
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>WOMAN RIGHTS!
and that's a good thing.
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<Snorts hehe hehe
>Haha. Boobies
<Hehe hehe
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