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>>3161
i leak the ips of literally every admin and moderator that's currently running it, and ban everything except the main variants of soyjaks (because lets be honest literally all nujaks fucking suck, there is not a single good nujak because nusoifaggots can't jak.) then i make it so that there's only 3 boards (because good things come in threes ofzoiets)
/soy/ /qa/ /webm/
on /soy/ every op must be a soyjak
replies do not necessarily have to be a soyjak, but it is encouraged (just like soot said)
no retarded children's content in /qa/ under any circumstances you will get fucking raped and killed for trying to force annoying bullshit
/webm/ so you can post funny videos
i also nuke the booru and replace every single image with a single image of cobson.
>inb4 muh rulecuck
eat shit nigger, if you want to talk about literal kids cartoons on a soyjak website go do it somewhere else.

>>3162
oh yeah i also sticky a folder in /soy/ that is a bunch of soyjaks so that nubitches can soyquote with their tutorial soijaks and earn stronger soyer soijaks through soidueling powerful soijak posters

>>3162
>>3163
that's very interesting but
>no retarded children's content in /qa/ under any circumstances you will get fucking raped and killed for trying to force annoying bullshit
isnt that what we're quilty of? it is according to those that call us zelligtrannies, and that's why they hate us, right?

>>3164
is zellig a kid's show for retarded autists?
obviously not.
so therefore, it's not banned in my hypothetical.
as for the other thing you said, no one who says le zelligtranny is worth listening to honestly, they have never created oc (shit oc with no effort or thought behind it doesn't count.), and most of all they have never been around when things weren't complete shit.
the way things are now, those are basically the maggots and fruit flies subserving on the corpse that is the soysphere.

>>3164
another thing i forgot to mention,
zellig isn't "forced" either, and you'd have to be either completely retarded, or simply disingenuous to say otherwise.
this website and the amount of oc that still gets created here proves me right.
that's just the trvthtsarbomba, honestly.
the only way zellig was ever forced, was by some dutch schizo on 4cuck years ago, times have changed and this dead show still has an audience of people who put effort into making cool little autist drawings for it.
even if it is dorky it's extremely admirable, and it's very similar to how soyjaks used to be before they and the websites where they thrived were either co opted or fucking ruined, by retarded annoying faggots who ruin everything they touch.

>>3165
subsisting*

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>>3167
<I posted it
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/10436514.html

>>3168
it's a good effort but i doubt it will reach anyone with an iq above room temperature on the farty

>>3169
Do you actually have fun on this site or do you just seethe impotently at every new thing you haven't seen before

also
>Ban all new variants for no reason
This is incredibly retarded for reasons I shouldn't have to explain, like this actually has to be bait.

>>3170
Yes.

>>3171
Ban all new variants for no reason.

>>3156
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>>3169
You are more retarded than me yknow that?

i'm right btw

>>3174
trans*

>>3175
>nusoizegs actually think this is a bad thing.
bait used to be believable.

>>3176
wait so you're the zarty oldtranny who's manifesto got leaked on the sharty AND you actually ARE a tranny that unironically believe in
>troons rights le human rights
oh god no
someone quick post mymy killing a tranny
(or in an hour that's quick relative to this site right)

>>>>72815 (You)
>wait so you're the >Literal Who who's manifesto got leaked on the sharty AND you actually ARE a tranny that unironically believe in
>>troons rights le human rights
>oh god no
>someone quick post mymy killing a tranny
>(or in an hour that's quick relative to this site right >muh pph)

>>3177
marge me in

>>3177
oh yeah by the way retard you fucking copied the image so fast it couldn't even fully load.
are you retarded? serious question.

>>>72815
>wait so you're the zarty oldtranny who's manifesto got leaked on the sharty AND you actually ARE a tranny that unironically believe in
>>troons rights le human rights
>oh god no
>someone quick post mymy killing a tranny
>(or in an hour that's quick relative to this site right)

>>3180
<YWNBAW

>>3182
>slowest internet award, posting from the third world

>>3183
do you really not get the joke

doesn;t get the joke award

am i really the only one that can make connections

>>3181
the cobtranny implied that among other things "transphobia" is the cancer killing the sharty barry

Among other things, transphobia is the cancer killing the sharty.

>Among other th-ACK!!!!

It has become more apparent than ever before that we need to make a LOT more images like this

>>Among other th-ACK!!!!

>falling for bait on purpose; the thread

>>3190
>ClipboardImage.png

>>3188
baited a couple people award

this thread is 10% about the lidly comic and 90% about whatever the bait or bant of the day is

>>3191
whatever that shit is supposed to be definitely shouldn't be allowed on the zarty, i dont think that's mymy's sister

>>3196
>I love falling for bait on purpose

>>3176
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>>3191
<if this is your idea of good bait then you are meta-ironically a tranny and you don't belong here

>Yes I gave up on Maya's anatomy after a 2 hour struggle but this is sorta how I envision them later on in their lives, after part 1 of my comic series. Not too convinced about Maya yet, but the other two are pretty solid.

if this is my fact of bad bait earlier you aren't extra-unironically a cis and you do belong away

<and if you're metaironically a tranny then you'er just... a tranny

>>3195
>speed running becoming the longest thread in zarty history through rage bait

>>3201
thank you for using this image that i colored in
that's very nice of you

>>3202
it almost happened before, with the yosack threa-
>every drawfag thread eventually devolves into yosack discussion
nevermind

>>3199
xhey are so attractive... i can't... it's too much...

>>3204
wow i wonder who you are

>>3206
who am I then?

>>3207
whoever (You) are (You)'re 100% built for that bbc

>>3207
no one here gives a fuck just go back to whatever place you crawled out of

Kinda wish that it would be possible to rerail this thread

>>3210
Easy, ignore the nusoi, and every other (((derailer)))