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Zaryan No.125174
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Who the fuck is Vivian?
Zaryan No.125175
>>125174
a pedo foid and a former zute's "girlfriend"
Zaryan No.125176
my wife
>>125175
me when i lie and spread misinformation online
Zaryan No.125177
>>125176
someone link the dox thread i'm too umbothered to do that myself
Zaryan No.125182
>>125174
I am Vivian

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L or W? 38 replies omitted.
Bart simpson No.125148
>>125016
our little comedian
Bart simpson No.125149
>>125024
if i even looked in your direction, my whiteness would blind you
Zaryan No.125164
>>125148
I'm being completely serious, there is no comedy in that statement.
Bart simpson No.125179

can you tell I'm obsessed with Maya? Zaryan No.125028 Last Page
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honorary realistic mymy, I drew it from memory so its just some random face my brain made up 39 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.125142
>>125125
That's a skinwalker trying to pass as Maya
Zaryan No.125146
>>125118
jannycacas...
Zaryan No.125171
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Zaryan No.125178
If this thread was a physical place I would suicide bomb it

officially leaving this fandom Anonymous No.124169 Last Page
and just what is this dude,, just how worse can it get,, 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.125154
>>125152
what did you expect from a mixxy
Zaryan No.125159
>>124169
literally all this site does anymore is seethe about new fans and fans arent chuddy enough. literal 4cuck oldtroon behavior. maybe if you guys stopped being selfish little fucks and started making gemmy fan content instead of constantly seething the fanbase would improve.
Zaryan No.125161
>>125159
We make chuddy gems every week
Zaryan No.125216
>>125159
we make stuff you faggot, this isn't the first time it happens either in 2024 we had every app and normies you can imagine getting in on 'zellig, now if someone named DWELLER just said something chuddy so that the media literacy retards can go fuck themselves the problem wouldn't even exist anymore

Never go near the zelty house Zaryan No.124022 Last Page
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My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead... 107 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.124279
>>124276
another keyed thing that nietzsche has done
Zaryan No.124280
>>124275
nah, but i must learn how to
Zaryan No.125123
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to repent for potentially derailing the thread with >>124051 (its based and clickablenumberspilled) i have created this, my brain tried to shut down multiple times during the creation of this and i should have used tts and i really just wanted to say "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" "oyaya circumcise the woman" "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" using the funny voices
Zaryan No.125145
>>125123
super gemmy

Zaryan No.125128 Last Page

THIS IS REAL, WHAT THE FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqMYwRFHCho

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Zaryan No.125139
>>125128
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Zaryan No.125140
>>125139
The alt right dogwhistle known as Zigle Zogle
Zaryan No.125143
>url has "MqMY" in it
>sounds awfully similar to "MYMY"
Zaryan No.125144
>>125143
really stretching it

new reactions for my zaryans artist from isreal No.124604 Last Page
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yall look at my new reaction images im sooooo good lekokzzkedkokeokfrkrineiofzfzd 12 replies omitted.
artist from isreal No.124628
>>124626
if you complain once more i swear im gonna make a yana reaction image ;-;
Zaryan No.124629
>>124628
this is blackmail
artist from isreal No.124630
>>124629
yessss
artist from isreal No.125011
reviving chat

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Sometimes, I dream of rubbing my fingers through Maya's hair. 76 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.119984
>>119983
how the hell did I post this?
Zaryan No.119985
Zaryan No.119987
>>119984
you probably clicked new reply
Zaryan No.124998
>>109305
Leak

Funny story Zaryan No.124692 Last Page
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So recently I was on an airplane and I didnt have my phone or anything. All I had was 10 dollars and a notebook, not even my sketchbook. So I bought myself some pens, normal black ink pens for 5 dollars I think.
This was on the flight home. I actually sat in the wrong seat and there was some problems but I got sat at the window seat and there was this guy next to me. he was probably middle aged (later told me he was 37).
So I was just doodling (pics will be posted) Maya, coco, and just zellig shit. after 45 minutes while we were descending (short flight) he complimented my art and we talked about zellig
I told him about the show and what it was about and he said that Maya was cute and he liked her hoodie and girls like that. I made a random dude a mayaGOD lol
anyways moral of story Maya WABAG 97 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.124976
>>124964
>implying feds need you to torrent something to spy on you
>implying you can escape the feds by not torrenting
>implying russian spyware site that requires you to make an account is any better
>clip studio paint EX isn't even on rutracker anyways
quadruple fail, you dislike piratebay just because it's popular and you want to be a contrarian. i testify that i used piratebay to torrent everything for decades and literally nothing ever happened. you get the same files from the same groups no matter what site you use. If you want to use some snca site to find another torrent that has like 2 seeders and waste your time waiting days to download one file, that's on you
Zaryan No.124977
>>124972
rutracker is well known bro
Zaryan No.124979
>>124977
still nusoiniggers my point stands
Zaryan No.124988
>>124976
>I've used the website that sends shitskins to prison chud
>I haven't had issues with it chud
>The glowing bay is a perfect place for you to illegally acquire your apps chud
>You're just a contrarian for not joining us chud

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Holy geg mymy wrote this 4 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.124963
>>124961
Even for Vloddy Vlod?
Zaryan No.124965
>>124963
brim...
Zaryan No.124966
>>124963
xhe looks like a puppet
Zaryan No.124978
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>maya is a person too

gifs Zaryan No.7033 Last Page
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can anyone with good transparent simple coco/maya images make funny bounce gif on this website https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/ like this, its top right one thanks 42 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.124945
>>124944
embeded guguwafflewaaaah.png
Zaryan No.124946
>>124945
how the hell did you know that was the specific goog i used
Zaryan No.124947
>>124946
guguvision
Zaryan No.124953

Zaryan No.118922 Last Page
'DWELLER I KNOW YOU LURK HERE, FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS FIX THIS 68 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.124814
>>124799
gem
Zaryan No.124871
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>>124787
>>124792
>worshipping sandnigger pedo rapist terrorists to own the other sandnigger pedo rapist terrorists
Zaryan No.124883
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Zaryan No.124895
>>124871
you just can't win with these people

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Theoretically speaking Ongezellig is at least known by 1 billion people on Earth 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.124741
jsid
Zaryan No.124742
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nice gugus chiki sound
Zaryan No.124746
>>124742
super nice chiki googs WABAG
Zaryan No.124747
>>124741
jsiu

two fics uncovered Zaryan No.124687
I've managed to finally obtain pdfs of two lost fics, the troons lose this time
Zaryan No.124708
Are they gemmy or complete brimstone niggerhell
Zaryan No.124712
Apart from the continuous discordshittery inside (Maya LITERALLY has fucking 'cord) it's not THAT bad
Zaryan No.124718
>>124708
semi gemmy, adlal makes Maya a dyke doe
>>124712
>even&doe Maya would definitely use cord
Zaryan No.124720
>>124718
Evendoe we're shown her desktop and there's 0 signs of Discoal

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What was the plot of Ongezellig, again? I memoryholed it. 12 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.124548
>>124547
high effort gegerald
Zaryan No.124551
>>124404
Maya watches porn, the sisters remind her that she has to do a history assignment (she doesn't do it because she's a retard) but she leaves the PC open for Coco to use where she downloads porn for her own assignment. The next day all 3 girls get in trouble for various reasons linked to the assignment in question, they are given only a couple of hours on the same day to work on something decent, after Mymy fucks it up for everyone. Coco and Mymy complete their own assignment and Maya plays mental gymnastics about why her sisters would ever help her, she gets distracted and doesn't do the assignment. She resorts to ask help from them, but she wants to leave the room when Mymy brings up the topic of where does Maya go during break or who her friends are, this causes Coco to try to defuse the situation unsuccessfully as Maya eventually forces her into a position where she has to admit the only reason she's helping her is because she knows she has no friends. Maya gets mad at this and throws shit on Coco's dead parents, they "fight", Maya like the pussy she is runs away to sulk. Coco in the meantime fixes Mymy's heckin' racist assignment to be able to be used by Maya, go searches for her and they all go to Vera to actually complete the thing. They eventually come home where Maya still hasn't learnt jackshit and when asked if she wants to play with her sisters she tries to Yes immediately followed by No, and resorts to listening through the wall to the other room.
The ending seals for me the realistic part of it, it's bittersweet because we will never truly know if Maya actually gets past her issues or if she acts like the average chud, where they both long and reject social interactions, out of superiority, etc.
Zaryan No.124553
Vera lectures (You) for why race mixing is bad
Zaryan No.124677
>>124553
Vera is Ashkenazi she would do the opposite
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