/zellig/ - Ongezellig

Zaryan 2026-03-16 18:01:32 No.127163 Last Page

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THE END IS NEAR 13 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-03-16 22:03:28 No.127203

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matter of fact yall should be thankful to dweller for keeping the fanbase alive and validating my yurishipping

Zaryan 2026-03-16 22:07:51 No.127204

>>127203
>>127202
stop baiting nophono he's crying

Zaryan 2026-03-16 22:32:27 No.127205

>>127202
>>127203
I fell for this bait in my head

Zaryan 2026-03-16 22:59:55 No.127207

>>127202
die retarded nigger subhuman 30 iq vermin

Zaryan 2026-03-16 17:07:38 No.127156 Last Page

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I'm planning to write a couple of pages on da 'ki
What should I write about? I'm European esl btw if that matters 11 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-03-16 20:27:53 No.127184

Account registration is open now for a day, it will be closed tomorrow.

Editor 2026-03-16 21:24:33 No.127189

>Metaspace is Zelligwiki despite the convention being ZelligWiki
>The templates are straight dogshit and are just {{Tip}} reskins
>The main page is shit
>There is no quality control
>90% of pages are a sentence
>It's a dnb with 4 active users (GEG)

Fix your fucking wiki

Zaryan 2026-03-16 21:30:22 No.127190

>>127189
Trve

Zaryan 2026-03-16 21:38:10 No.127191

>>127189
it's purpose is to store informations, if you want to decorate it like a foid you're free to do it though

Zaryan 2024-12-30 19:12:31 No.53915 Last Page

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post veraralds
im first 437 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-11-29 10:22:42 No.116682

>>116092
This is some advanced troonery

Zaryan 2026-03-16 16:18:33 No.127152

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Zaryan 2026-03-16 16:58:42 No.127155

>>127152
Dogtoes...

Zaryan 2026-03-16 20:23:27 No.127181

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>>127152

Zaryan 2026-03-15 02:26:24 No.127044 Last Page

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Mayas male schizofriend is obviously the guy she met on the bus during Maya's conversation. What do you think the back story for the second one is? 10 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-03-16 12:34:47 No.127140

>>127135
Chud is taking away the typo and the soy is becoming brown media illiteracyGOD

Zaryan 2026-03-16 15:23:39 No.127146

>>127138
@Zrok is that true?

Zaryan 2026-03-16 16:42:33 No.127153

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>>127146
No, Zaryan number 127138's claim that Soymy is a grape is false. It's a well known and common fact that Soymy is an orange.

Zaryan 2026-03-16 16:53:35 No.127154

>>127153
My heckin zoyince, finally, high-quality content on da zarty

Cocofan Zaryan 2025-09-18 14:06:53 No.107697

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Remember folks we have a booru add your Ongezellig related images, videos, songs, .gifs, and more there.

sincerely a Coco fan

link:
https://ongezelligbooru.com/

Zaryan 2025-09-18 14:19:03 No.107698

gem

Zaryan 2026-03-16 11:49:04 No.127133

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To the slfs who uploaded without tagging now we have to do all the work
I'll try to take away from this mountain

Zaryan 2026-03-16 12:16:34 No.127136

>>127133
autism is our superpower.

Zaryan 2026-03-15 05:47:33 No.127052 Last Page

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Coco is such a bitch for giving Maya two roses 14 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-03-15 23:00:39 No.127107

>>127105
lys cropdeity

Zaryan 2026-03-15 23:00:41 No.127108

>>127105
kys cropped images poster

Zaryan 2026-03-15 23:02:13 No.127109

>>127108
>>127107
>>127106
koos please please please fix your site theres a literal cropping genocide happening

Zaryan 2026-03-15 23:08:08 No.127111

>>127109
youre copying images before they load fully

Zaryan 2026-03-15 14:14:46 No.127076 Last Page

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Do you think there was a good reason for Coco to act like she has a sophisticated taste in art in deel 1? I'm not sure if its because it's one of her friends interests she picked up, it's a larp she uses to impress people, one of her parents liked it, or Massa is just lazy and wanted to make a Hitler joke. Seems odd that see knows about different painters and what they do despite being retarded enough to play tentacle porn in front of the class. I like Ivan Shishkin btw 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-03-15 22:14:13 No.127094

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>>127076
because coco is clearly more interested in art then computers, chudcel.

Zaryan 2026-03-15 22:44:01 No.127096

>>127076
Like most normies they find something to fill their eternal inner void, I am sure Coco doesnt even actually think that artist is good, she simply read it somewhere one day or felt she was supposed to do it, especially considering pierneef is a ZA artist that is taught to high school students in Zaud AfriKKKA, and normally dutch students don't. In this sense Coco is attaching herself to a country she hasnt lived in for at least a decade, a bit like muslims practicing SOLELY ramadan because it makes them feel quirky and special

Zaryan 2026-03-15 22:46:42 No.127097

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>Like most normies they find something to fill their eternal inner void, I am sure Coco doesnt even actually think that artist is good, she simply read it somewhere one day or felt she was supposed to do it, especially considering pierneef is a ZA artist that is taught to high school students in Zaud AfriKKKA, and normally dutch students don't. In this sense Coco is attaching herself to a country she hasnt lived in for at least a decade, a bit like muslims practicing SOLELY ramadan because it makes them feel quirky and special

Zaryan 2026-03-15 23:04:50 No.127110

>>127097
sorry but my eyes aren't deformed like a slopjak's

The most qualified duo to save Europe Zaryan 2026-03-15 15:37:19 No.127081 Last Page

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When enemies of the homeland attack, only the bravest are willing to defend it, but on this occasion, Dutch intelligence has allied itself with Spanish intelligence to defend against a greater threat... (no need to mention them). 1 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-03-15 16:11:42 No.127083

>>127082
Always the juice

Zaryan 2026-03-15 16:50:23 No.127085

>>127081
can we do the pedo browners too

Zaryan 2026-03-15 19:12:14 No.127087

>>127082
Trvke

Zaryan 2026-03-15 19:56:42 No.127088

>>127085
Fkn monkeys

I have an idea zaryans Zaryan 2025-12-21 08:17:37 No.118323 Last Page

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I recently bought myself an old jewpanese boombox with a feature of recording tapes, should i get an empty tape and record ongezellig on it? 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-12-21 10:18:52 No.118328

>>118323
Yeah do it, it can give cool results.
A related thing I've thought of is putting Ongezellig stuff on m-dsics so it stays around for a few hundred years. The future archeologists will find perfectly preserved Ongezellig.

Zaryan 2026-03-14 14:36:24 No.126927

>>118323
Zaryan you should make the Zellig Album

Zaryan 2026-03-14 14:37:36 No.126928

>>126927
He should record 'zellig play it on an old 90s tv and then record the screen and put some nigger ass filter on it so it looks legit assured it will be super popular

Zaryan 2026-03-15 02:45:48 No.127045

>>118323
Somephono already did this but better
>Some of them may contain tape hiss, why that? Welp there are 2 main reasons, I recently watched Amadeus (wonderful Movie can recommend) and I have the soundtrack on cassette. I’ve been listening to that baby for 3 months straight now and it’s so beautiful. So that’s why I tried adding some to these recordings, to make them sound a bit older. The 2nd Reasons is because it sounds better that way, sue me.

Zaryan 2026-03-14 23:37:15 No.127023 Last Page

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Homestuck has had a MUCH greater cultural impact than Ongezellig and it's not even close.

Homestuck
>Legendary web comic spanning hundreds of pages that has inspired and entertained millions of people
>Redefined online culture
>Basically Kiwifarms preferred NAS
>Aesthetic is a pure, unadulterated GEMERALD
>Still has new installments to the series and new original fan creations every day
>Paradoxically still too niche to have connections to 'cord groomers despite all of this

(((Ongezellig))):
>Unfinished Dutch indieslop spanning a whopping grand total of 24 minutes
>Zero cultural impact outside of the Zarty and Reddit
>Forced onto /qa/ and the sharty by one autistic schizo and whose memory is only kept alive by zartyshills (unlike gabriel dropout which was let onto /qa/ naturally)
>Only liked by diaper-wearing discord pedophiles who goot to drawing of underage sisters
>Creator literally shelved the project and disowned his own fanbase because of how much his fans suck (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG)
>NAS, dying brimstone

It's time to admit that Homestuck is white masculine culture kino, while 'zellig has always been the hemorrhaging tumor of the soysphere. It's time to let it rest and give actual gems the spotlight.

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Zaryan 2026-03-15 00:11:15 No.127027

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I'm gonna look into homestuck as it might be kino also kill yourself OP you baited no one

Zaryan 2026-03-15 00:24:53 No.127031

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>>127025
coping because im right

>>127027
its pretty good you would like it if you like ongezellig

Zaryan 2026-03-15 01:47:04 No.127043

Baited everybaldi and everyphono

Zaryan 2026-03-15 10:32:06 No.127055

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Zaryan 2026-03-14 15:10:03 No.126933 Last Page

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This video on shitter is quickly reaching the 1 million views, in under 48 hours, which means this video made the same views as Deel 1+2's 1M at least 1100 times faster 36 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-03-15 00:20:39 No.127029

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>>127004
If you say so Mymy, check the news in a few years

Zaryan 2026-03-15 00:21:44 No.127030

>>127029
gayest video I've ever seen in many moons

Zaryan 2026-03-15 00:25:44 No.127032

>>127000 GET

Zaryan 2026-03-15 00:28:24 No.127033

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>>126937
geg

>>126943
real. i just stick to the things i like even if gooner goy normieniggers like it.

/OZTDS/ - Zemocracy Zaryan 2025-07-17 16:59:24 No.97555 Last Page

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ATTENTION ZARYANS!
As it is officially Thursday, I would like to announce the Official Zarty Thread for Discussion of Stickies. (OZTDS)
^Evandoe it's not official bc I am not related to Bob or any of the Zarty Staff
Feel free to yell at "BOOOOOOOOOB" to your heart's content at what thread (You) would like to see stickied. 45 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2025-08-09 16:30:53 No.101255

>>101237
The first one because it shows the unity of zaryans

Zaryan 2025-08-09 16:46:07 No.101256

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>>101237
I vote neither of these

Zaryan 2026-03-14 09:26:00 No.126912

BUMP

Zaryan 2026-03-14 21:16:51 No.127001

BUUUUUUMP

Zaryan 2026-03-14 19:00:01 No.126962 Last Page

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https://x.com/nyankewl/status/2032514610788520072
nu influx of normies incoming 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2026-03-14 20:31:25 No.126982

>>126976
https://soyzellig.party/zellig/res/126933.html

Zaryan 2026-03-14 20:32:02 No.126983

>>126976
Yeah I think the time to expect a completely homogeneous immigration is pretty much over, we take the good and absolutely quarantine the rest

Zaryan 2026-03-14 20:36:43 No.126990

>>126983
let us enact it and believe so we get the best outcome

Zaryan 2026-03-14 20:36:48 No.126991

>>126982
also use >>126839. unless it's a different board like >>>/test/1351

Ongezellig the fan book Zaryan 2025-12-29 21:33:12 No.119171 Last Page

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Have you read the 17/18 chapter long Ongezellig fan-fiction?
I thought it was better than some other Ongezellig fan-fiction, I've read, but it's still quite a unique read (also the characters stick to their characterization from the Deels and the lore Docs). 11 replies omitted.