Ongezellig
IAZ and soft NAZ
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ZWABAG
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This is how i watch zellig
hecking old school vibes also why the fuck are the images like 15 mb each
>>20998
I bet they're packed full of juicy metadata about what kind of early 2000s point and shoot camera OP used
I bet they're packed full of juicy metadata about what kind of early 2000s point and shoot camera OP used
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bros why does my weenie go up when I see her?
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>>21631
I'm currently pounding her and I can confirm that she does do that
I'm currently pounding her and I can confirm that she does do that
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every time things are going well for me I can't help but tp start thinking about how they could go horribly wrong at any moment
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>>21604
meds they are beautiful but stop gooning in general nigga..
meds they are beautiful but stop gooning in general nigga..
>>21604
Actual trvke though. I also have never had any sexual desire for the zellig girls. Because in reality they are actually pretty horrible people. So I would NOT want to establish a family with them. Furthermore zellig is drawn in a style that de-empathizes any gender features. So they do not look sexually attractive, though they are beautiful.
Actual trvke though. I also have never had any sexual desire for the zellig girls. Because in reality they are actually pretty horrible people. So I would NOT want to establish a family with them. Furthermore zellig is drawn in a style that de-empathizes any gender features. So they do not look sexually attractive, though they are beautiful.
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as mymy's biggest fan I need more items for the shrine I'm making, any ideas would be appreciated!
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hallo. i have a 14gb folder of primarily ongezellig content i want to drop before my eventual departure from 'zellig as a whole. does anyone know where i would be able to drop it as catbox.moe only allows up to 200mb?
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Honestly I can't predict in what direction 'zellig will go now. Statistics would seem to indicate that it's just getting started. It could of course be that the meme is starting to lose its spice. But I'm not sure.
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I'm a newfag and it seems like 'zellig was a way bigger thing back in the day. Screenshots like this seem utterly unbelievable nowadays. Is this true?
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Honestly I wouldn't care that much if zelligposting died tomorrow. However I would still use zelligs as reaction images if the situation calls for it. And it would have a status of 'oldfag meme'.
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If 'zellig dies then the best course of action would be to interpret it as a years long collective sand mandala. It's best to use earthly events, even negative ones, for spiritual gain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVcjFhpsHc
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This website for me is also more than zelligposting. This website is also a place where people of similar taste and personality can gather and discuss things. Also this seems to be one of the best soy websites to autismpost on.
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I'll just see what happens.
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I'm a newfag and it seems like 'zellig was a way bigger thing back in the day. Screenshots like this seem utterly unbelievable nowadays. Is this true?
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Honestly I wouldn't care that much if zelligposting died tomorrow. However I would still use zelligs as reaction images if the situation calls for it. And it would have a status of 'oldfag meme'.
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If 'zellig dies then the best course of action would be to interpret it as a years long collective sand mandala. It's best to use earthly events, even negative ones, for spiritual gain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVcjFhpsHc
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This website for me is also more than zelligposting. This website is also a place where people of similar taste and personality can gather and discuss things. Also this seems to be one of the best soy websites to autismpost on.
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I'll just see what happens.
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Guys why is /qa/ getting full of 'zellig threads
Are we goated?
Are we goated?
some band of cracka's is trying to wipe /qa/ so a 'teen is necrobumping all zellig threads
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New clittycord 'zellig OC just dropped
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>yuriniggers
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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, THE /ZELLIG BOARD HAS BEEN RAIDED!!!
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skibidi
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>>21429
Yeah wtf. Especially considering that 1/8* of all soyteens use this site. Why the fuck are they fast on Youtube but post nothing here?
Sharty unique posters:24313
Zarty unique posters:3124
3124/24313=0.12849
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What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf. 100 replies omitted.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf. 100 replies omitted.
>>21375
instead of doxxing him we should accelerate the inevitable and make him troon out. why dox if you can literally kill?
instead of doxxing him we should accelerate the inevitable and make him troon out. why dox if you can literally kill?
>>21376
He is just a cringe retarded 14 year old child. I am unhappy and concerned with him but there is litteraly nothing you can do, he won't listen, others tried.
He is just a cringe retarded 14 year old child. I am unhappy and concerned with him but there is litteraly nothing you can do, he won't listen, others tried.
>>21377
it's the fate he choose, also i dont't think anything of worth would be lost if he acked himself
it's the fate he choose, also i dont't think anything of worth would be lost if he acked himself
>>21378
Tbh no idea why the community around him got so big, for me he always was just the "Justin Y of this community", got kinda annoying tbh, not that I hate him I just do not think his vids are good, havent watched him that much in the first place.
'Cord was kinda gemmy but got coaly really quickly. I dont think a young child like him should be even running a discord, especially when he is ready to do a face reveal because someone asked him to do it as a joke. He is painfully unfunny sometimes but you really cant get mad, he is a child. Why he even matters, I d just rather leave my spicca alone. Tragic how he will probably troon out or ACK from stress but nothing we can do.
Tbh no idea why the community around him got so big, for me he always was just the "Justin Y of this community", got kinda annoying tbh, not that I hate him I just do not think his vids are good, havent watched him that much in the first place.
'Cord was kinda gemmy but got coaly really quickly. I dont think a young child like him should be even running a discord, especially when he is ready to do a face reveal because someone asked him to do it as a joke. He is painfully unfunny sometimes but you really cant get mad, he is a child. Why he even matters, I d just rather leave my spicca alone. Tragic how he will probably troon out or ACK from stress but nothing we can do.
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rape
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soyboys get raped
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Consensual impregnation
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how do u lucid dream? ive been trying for a while
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep 17 replies omitted.
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep 17 replies omitted.
>>21214
ive had around 3 so far
the only word i can use to describe it is shallow
like i feel like one nudge away from waking up, and the sensations were really mild
maybe its just a me problem
ive had around 3 so far
the only word i can use to describe it is shallow
like i feel like one nudge away from waking up, and the sensations were really mild
maybe its just a me problem
For me, if I got aware of being in a dream, it would kill the charm of the dream. How does it differ from just using your imagination without sleeping?
>>21260
It's for us niggas that can't rotate an apple in the head n shiet
It's for us niggas that can't rotate an apple in the head n shiet
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Do you believe in souls?
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>>21140
Argument from incredulity is not a valid argument thoughever
Argument from incredulity is not a valid argument thoughever
>>21153
>An unnatural death results from an external cause, typically including homicides, suicides, accidents, medical errors, alcohol intoxications and drug overdoses.
>An unnatural death results from an external cause, typically including homicides, suicides, accidents, medical errors, alcohol intoxications and drug overdoses.
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If maya is meant to have no friends then why sid Massa draw her with a friend
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something
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this is non-canon and was drawn as a gift for her voice actor, robin barten
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https://youtu.be/Aq1lkc4qfFk
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>>14350
mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy
mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy
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>>20889
>mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy
>mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy