/zellig/ - Ongezellig

I am new here [unfunny n unclever name] 2024-05-06 13:07:30 No.21220 Last Page

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I hope this works also don't kill me, I am too old to die 7 replies omitted.

Soicucks 2024-05-06 17:37:14 No.21282

What a wonderful drawing!

Zaryan 2024-05-08 13:33:39 No.21516

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Random Maya emotes I made at 3a.m because I fully lost control over my life

Zaryan 2024-05-08 22:23:04 No.21608

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>>21516
its very gemmy

Zaryan 2024-05-10 14:33:36 No.21830

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Making this meme template is a dangerous game for me
I wonder what cursed things y'all are gonna use this for...

Zaryan 2024-01-02 18:15:03 No.6489 Last Page

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Thinking of getting my first job, what are some good jobs for introverts? 7 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-09 21:04:56 No.21747

librarian is a shit career with shit pay and zero demand

Zaryan 2024-05-09 23:54:53 No.21778

>>6489
Night shifts.

Zaryan 2024-05-10 13:15:47 No.21828

Remote work over Zoom. Narrate audiobooks because they pay $300 per book and it only takes like 2-3 hours for each book.

Zaryan 2024-05-10 13:39:50 No.21829

Remote work over Zoom. Narrate audiobooks because they pay $300 per book and it only takes like 2-3 hours for each book.

Zaryan 2024-05-10 13:07:39 No.21827

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NEVER GOOOON!!!

KILL R TERRA Zaryan 2024-05-06 20:26:37 No.21307 Last Page

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to all the people (including me) that thought r_terra was our guy.
It's over. TOTAL LATINX TRANNY DEATH. 61 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-10 07:35:19 No.21813

>>21798
Go for the kill.

Zaryan 2024-05-10 09:54:06 No.21820

>>21798
Very sad, methinks

Zaryan 2024-05-10 09:55:40 No.21821

>>21798
> Xhe might even consider deleting xher little 'cord
Good. That's gemmy
>How else am I gonna interact with the offsiters
kys

Zaryan 2024-05-10 09:58:50 No.21822

>>21798
That's sad, methinks

Zaryan 2024-05-10 02:25:32 No.21786 Last Page

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What is our response?
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7164544.html 16 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-10 05:56:40 No.21807

>>21806
you wish there was 50gb of ongezellig content

Zaryan 2024-05-10 06:16:49 No.21809

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Also, xis discoal acc if that matters for (You)

Zaryan 2024-05-10 06:36:33 No.21810

>>21809
voice call xim and ask xim who xis favorite candydoll is

Zaryan 2024-05-10 08:30:04 No.21819

>>21809
Post the ID number nigga

Zaryan 2024-05-10 01:37:25 No.21781 Last Page

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Do you guys realize all the pieces are already in place for the new world order to be installed? there is not a single thing that the 0.1% does not already have full control of.
My theory is that shit will go down no later than two decades from now, implying it does not happen within this same decade. With COVID they have proved they can literally shut down the entire world and delude billions of people, with Ukraine they have successfully cleansed an entire nation state of its population.
Now imagine when the inevitable all-out world-scale nuclear conflict takes place and they combine both of these aspects to kill off 90% of the world. 7 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-10 07:58:16 No.21815

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>its da jooz fault i get no hoes or something

Zaryan 2024-05-10 08:08:47 No.21816

>>21815
who are you quoting?

Zaryan 2024-05-10 08:13:46 No.21817

>>21815
who are you quoting?

Zaryan 2024-05-10 08:16:35 No.21818

>>21814
in the future parents will just filter them out at the prenatal stage

Big ass eyes Descent of Yakub 2024-05-09 03:00:52 No.21645 Last Page

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Fuck this shit I’m going 0.0 mode 14 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-09 21:08:48 No.21749

>>21738
thanks for sharing

Zaryan 2024-05-09 21:16:30 No.21750

>>21738
My penis happens to be the exact same size as well. What a coincidence!

Zaryan 2024-05-09 21:41:33 No.21752

>>21750
same

Zaryan 2024-05-09 21:41:57 No.21753

>>21738
>>21750
Same here!

Zaryan 2023-10-26 06:00:58 No.2368

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkTRe1qNsg
god bless my recommended

Zaryan 2024-05-09 21:33:31 No.21751

Carbon.

Zaryan 2024-01-13 06:59:50 No.7156

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Upswell

Zaryan 2024-05-09 20:40:15 No.21743

geg

Cleo's Question Zaryan 2024-05-07 22:12:08 No.21449 Last Page

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w-w-whats TND Zaryan? 7 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-08 19:18:31 No.21573

>>21571
no i thought that too

Zaryan 2024-05-08 19:18:51 No.21574

>>21571
I initially thought that as well.

Zaryan 2024-05-09 00:23:07 No.21629

who the fuck is Cleo

Zaryan 2024-05-09 19:54:27 No.21737

>>21571
I did too
Turns out she's a girl and now I desperately want to impregnate her

Zaryan 2024-04-26 21:52:46 No.20065 Last Page

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Send me slowburn IAZ shiny zarty-approved spine-tingling music to use for a zellig game (no its not the #1488th schoolocaust sim), could be anything that's upbeat and chill
<current songs >Mymy (Beta Mix) - Ongezellig
>Vaar Je Mee Met De VOC goed 14 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-04-27 14:32:53 No.20214

mymy dr fauci give us vaccines cover
maya tired of living and scared of dying cover
maya i cant stop the loneliness cover

Zaryan 2024-05-09 17:20:21 No.21714

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu6m5RUc1nw (Gé Korsten - Erika)

Zaryan 2024-05-09 17:26:46 No.21715

blox

Zaryan 2024-05-09 18:03:40 No.21727

>>20214
will do these
>>21714
i might have to ai cover this cause copyright could be a problem

Zaryan 2024-05-09 13:59:04 No.21698 Last Page

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why did massa feel the need to put that bottle there? why was the bottle necessary? 3 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-09 14:08:24 No.21703

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Mymy's an alcoholic

Zaryan 2024-05-09 15:56:26 No.21707

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iirc massa ximself posted this with the caption "Here you go freaks"

Zaryan 2024-05-09 16:15:59 No.21709

>>21707
thank you for this edit anon... mmmmmm...

Zaryan 2024-05-09 17:10:24 No.21712

>>21709
Cannibalcord woke up

Zaryan 2024-05-06 01:04:09 No.21141 Last Page

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whose your least favorite backround character? 22 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-06 21:56:47 No.21333

>>21332
>an island or peninsula, especially a small one the fucking jew

Zaryan 2024-05-06 21:57:05 No.21334

>>21333
marge

Zaryan 2024-05-06 21:57:52 No.21335

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>>21334
>>21333

Zaryan 2024-05-09 16:43:01 No.21710

Isle.

Song Request Zaryan 2024-04-09 13:22:23 No.16558 Last Page

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MusicGODs can you please make a cover of Maya singing True Love Awaits by Radiohead?
https://youtu.be/z2hZ9CTLICs?si=DceSJ4u5vRSKGhwn 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-05-08 19:01:38 No.21565

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>>16567
tsmt
Can someone please please make a cover of Mymy singing "Выходили к лесу добровольцы" by МДП or any M8L8TX song I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT PLEASE