Ongezellig

>>83539
REAL RELIGION TIER LIST BY 31 YR OLD RACEBAITER
>Coco will convert to the one true church, Roman Catholicism. >Mymy is not actually religious but will defend Calvinism, she tolerates Coco tho.
>Maya is not a Christian, more like a Java Hindu-Buddhist folklore tradition(Soei's religion);per say although she would be interested in Calvinist/Catholicism of zoiets.
<(Reddit spacing)
>Kiki- def a practicing Catholicuck, doesn't stop her larping tho
>Adam- Atheist in a good way
>Axel- A Protestant but switches to Catholicism for Kiki
>Henk- Actually a devout Calvinist
>Tryn- A devout Calvinist, seriously considering Orthodoxy/Catholicism for Wiel
>Wiel- A devout Orthodox/Catholicism (pick your poison) despite his hooliganism
>Roos- Agnostic Calvinist, seriously considering atheism
>Bert- would consider larping as a Calvinist for Mymy (his crush), actually an atheist at heart
>Ilse- despite being Jewish, secretly a Roman Catholic
>Cato- An ex Muslim who's now practicing Egyptian neo-paganism
>Cleo- despite being a nigger, an agnostic Protestant (Methodist? Baptist?), not a Muslim
>Stan is an Anglican
>Rens as a stereotypical chud would either choose larpagan esoteric Nazism religion or some obscure pagan shit
>Goof is a Rastafarian
>Yfke is a Rastafarian
>Koos is a commie at heart or a devout Orthodox, despite his appearance
>Sjef is an atheist, typical NPC
Muslim students? Non-existent unless you want a durka durka explosion (also make a Muslim edit maybe)

>>83540
desperate namefag

>>83542
tsmt

They are all Muslims, fuck off all of you. ALLAHU AKBAR GLORY FOR THE PLO DEATH TO ISRAEL. ALL WILL SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF ALLAH. DEATH TO COMMIES, CHRISTCUCKS, PAGANS AND JEWS!

>>83539
All of them are Calvinists

>>83546
Even doe some of xem are wholesome BIPOC ximmigrants from browntopia so xhey are catholic or muslims or something along the lines of that yeah

Ashkenazi jew is an ethnicity not a religion. you should say rabbinic judaism, and she is not devout, if she was she would dress differently and cover her hair

>>83546
Ongezellig characters should be Mennonites or however the real christpagan religion

>>83548
OP has no knowledge or religion other than Calvinism, Catholicucks and Islam, truly an uneducated third world savage

>>83551
Yeah and? The white man has no need to know anything else

>>83552
White man, abandon Christcuckery particularly Catholicuck, Calviniggger and Ortheretics and SUBMIT TO ALLAH s.w.t., Prophet Muhammad p.b.u.h, the real religion that is halal for all Ongezellig characters, particularly Coco, Mymy and Maya who are western liberal whores in need of BBC correction

All of them are neopagan

>>83568
tsmt

>>83545
>They are all Muslims, fuck off all of you. ALLAHU AKBAR GLORY FOR THE PLO DEATH TO ISRAEL. ALL WILL SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF ALLAH. DEATH TO COMMIES, CHRISTCUCKS, PAGANS AND JEWS!

>>83568
>we neopagans are white lol

>Kiki
Christian
>Axel
Protestant
>Roos
Protestant
>Adam
Mudslime
>Mymy
She's a slut for that BDC, therefore protestant
>Goof
Reddit atheism
>Yfke
Maybe spiritualism, that bitch probably has crystals in her house and crushes them to inhale the times
>Stan
Reddit atheism
>Coco
Probably Christian at first, might have converted after moving to the Netherlands
>Wiel
Obvious christian
>Tryn
Protestant
>Rens
Depends on who xhe's talking to, mainly larps as Christian
>Cleo
Raised christian but became atheist to own the clittycels and the heckin' patriarchy, probably trying to convince how based and trad being atheist is to her circle of friends
>Bert
Protestant
>(((Ilse)))
You already know
>Henk
Protestant
>Cato
Protestant, probably
>Koos
Either atheist or orthodox
>Zoey
Atheist
>Sjef
Protestant
>Maya
Reddit atheism mixed with doomerism and we're all just apes on a floating rock

>>83586
I believe that in my mind Coco is Catholic, Mymy is a Calvinist Protestant and Maya is an agnostic 4cucker. The rest of characters are just too unimportant to gave a fuck about.

>>83589
What even is a Calvinist Protestant

>>83590
a calvin klein protester o algo

>>83591
WIP piece for Agugu's birthday in 3 days

>>83591
can you stop shoving your entire hand in your mouth you stupid jap

>>83591
How come mymy can shove her entire hand inside her mouth without dislocating her jaw?

>>83610
Aryan genetics allow hyperflexibility

>>83610
>>83620
i don't like where this is going

>>83622
it wasn't going anywhere until you suggested that it is

>>83610
To eat stroopwafels

>>83620
Aryan despite having asiatic background?

>>83627
honorary

>>83623
um...
uh...
no...

>>83629
You ruined everything
>>83627
Tell me how anything other than an aryan can perform this maneuver

>>83635
meds...

>>83635
She's actually in a swastika position that's how

>>83547
All of them converted upon seeing the light of the superior faith

>>83647
Source?
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>>83635
Someone draw mymy doing that pose, if they can that's it

>>83664
>draw mymy spreading her legs
no

>>83664
We will need to employ the wunderwaffe of gravity defying skirts so as to avoid it being goonstone

>>83539
Vast majority would be atheists, realistically speaking