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Subject? that's funny silly even Zaryan No.74969

ITT i will make your wishes come true.. kinda but kinda not

Hello my fellow zaryans

kinda weird to say that... not so used to it at least yet. 'arty is fucking dying and all that i mean it's not dying but i'm tired of that shit, i'm movin here and with that my everything moves, i wanna make some shit like gems or what you people apparently call "zems" i'm terrible at drawing so that's out of the question, thoughever what i do have is my heckin totally legitimately obtained video editing program and so on, now i'm no damn genius or anything but i did make a couple of nice gems, at least 'arty was positive of it which isn't that easy to get these days, long ass introduction and shit nobody cares about words words words just tell me what to do i'll probablyyyyy do it, if i'll find a way to make it, i probably will start only tomorrow/next day after that because i gotta get some sleep soon and tomorrow i'm getting raped at the dentist (wisdom teeth shit) You want a character edited into a show? into a scene? i can do that, you want me to like... well anything, you can also attach extra images for example what i could use and so on your desired product, i also have photoshop, not exactly THE BEST at it but we can make something out of it i'm sure of that, probably, maybe. or maybe i'll never touch this thread EVER again, we'll see i know i will

this gif is on me fellas i'm not sure if someone had already made this but here it is, it's a zarty version of the gif i guess that i made in like 2 minutes i tried to match font and everything, not my best work, probably terrible to show off what i am capable off but this is supposed to be my weird twisted way of giving a gift to you people so there's that, please give me some ideas i'm fucking bored and i got like 3 whole weeks ahead of me with nothing better to do

Please note if you want some shit voiced i ain't gonna voice shit so if you want that you gotta send in the clips i suppose, just wanted to put it out there

Zaryan No.74970
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make me a sandwich
Zaryan No.74971
>>74970
nigga you're nuts
Zaryan No.74973
>>74969
Put Maya, Coco, and Mymy in the Minecraft movie 😍
Also why do you type like that 😅
Zaryan No.74974
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>>74973
you want to know why? because i'm retarded that's why, speaking of 'craft movie are you trying to say i'm supposed to put them into like the whole movie? the whole 1 hour something? come on this is ridiculous, at least tell like who should be who
Zaryan No.74975
i think i recognize your posting style, are you the mayachad?
also, xister please don't beat yourself up, i PERSONALLY care about you even though i'm a complete stranger of literally no relation to you whatsoever due to empathy of zoiets.
Zaryan No.74976
i'm going to sleep put everything you want in here (be reasonable and elaborate more don't tell me just put x into y at least tell me who gets to be who in that case, what clip to use or if you actually expect me to do a whole fucking movie and so on, i love you niggas good night to all of you i'll read tomorrow and reply to it all and might start the work tomorrow as well)
Zaryan No.74977
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I don't know if this is in your abilities, but make an edit of doctor Soystein curing vera of her alchohol and cigarette addiction. If that is not possible make something with doctor soystein, I think it is an underappreciated subvariant.
Zaryan No.74978
>>74975
indeed it is me, i wish i would be a bit less retarded, i'm so retarded i don't even need to namefag myself, my writing shit already auto namefags me but good night to all of you fellas
Zaryan No.74979
Those massive wall of texts remind me of a certain schlog ex-namefag
Zaryan No.74980
>>74977
a bit too vague, if you care to add a bit more of your personalization of sorts that'd be awesome idk maybe make a script if you will
Zaryan No.74981
>>74979
i never used that shithole, but you believe what you want to believe
Zaryan No.74982
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>>74978
it's okay, i've talked to you on the 'farty before and i like you i think, i just hope you're doing well.
goodnight.
Zaryan No.74983
>>74980
if not, i still might try to do it i'll see what i can do, i still need to go to the dentist tomorrow first doe goodnight
Zaryan No.74984
>>74980
This is the scenario that I imagine. The school vera works at doesn't like her smoking and drinking in front of the students so she has to stop to keep her job. She goes to dr Soysteins place reluctantly and is not interested at all in the treatment. Dr Soystein gets slowly more annoyed at vera not working with him on a solution, he eventual starts seething and forcefully gives vera the jab and goes back to seething.
Zaryan No.74987
>>74973
this
Zaryan No.75053

Hey zaryans, me again, my wisdom teeth got removed, and i already slept a bit basically going on a full recovery, it's not as bad actually, they hooked me to some shit up idfk what it was, they put like a gas mask even i think it might have been nitrus but it knocked me basically instantly out so who knows, ik it's shit nobody cares about but i don't have a better place or anyone else really to share this shit besides like muh family so bear with me, hopefully i'll be fine really really soon if anyone of you had stuff like that please let me know how it was for (YOU), what tips can you give me? anything helps, stupid bullshit outa the way, i'm not sure if i'll be able to start today already but maybe i will, after all my mouth hurts not really much else besides i'll see what is in my ability i love you niggas

>>74982
unless that's how you people reffer to the sharty i don't think we did, but hey nice to meet someone who recognizes my retarded typing seriously why am i this retarded at typing

>>74984
i'll see if i can work with that once i'll start

Zaryan No.75054
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>>75053
i don't think that it's because you're necessarily "bad" at typing (whatever that means), instead it's moreso your manner of typing that's kind of noticeable.
you type in an easygoing casual way, but it's somehow more than that, it's very unique to be sure.
anyway yeah, "the 'farty" refers to the sharty.
Zaryan No.75058
>>75054
aight yeah than that's most likely me, yeah i suppose my language is "casual" i type rather at the speed of talking or whatever you'd call that and i'm a lazy little fuck so i basically type out voice recordings if you will, call it a curse or a blessing not for me to decide, fuck it hurts a bit more rn but we're getting there never forget, NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS! glad the xitter and normalfags haven't found that one out yet, at least not as much hmmm probably since nothing ever happens get it? what am i doing with my life? you know, i'll never get to experience how it is for someone to read this retardation but it sure must seem weird or funny first it talks about one thing and then out of no where there's the "what am i doing with my life" as i said i basically talk to myself here rather than type shit i mean i do type shit but it types out as i am speaking if you will and it kinda hurts to talk rn so bless you all
Zaryan No.75061
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>>75058
it's okay xis, i'll always be around to read, analyze, and pontificate about your silly ramblings.
i hope your hecking teeth feel better soon.
Zaryan No.75064
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>avatarfagging with soyjaks
Zaryan No.75067
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avatarfagging with soyjaks
Zaryan No.75068
>>75067
QUIT HAVING FUN!
Zaryan No.75069
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>>75061
THANKS! even tho you probably will never read this again because why would you? i like to ramble to myself, anyway it feels kinda funny, kinda painful we had a grill off or whatever i ate a bit but definitely less than usual, i'll probably start brainstorming a bit with the idea that was given here perhaps i might be able to start today but who know

here i made this real quick to show off how i am (even doe i'm being overdramatic who gives a fuck anyway) use it when (YOU) get extremely sick or get a big surgery, hopefully that day will never happen thoughever god bless you all

Zaryan No.75070
>>75069
you in US? How's the bill if yes
Zaryan No.75071
>>75070
nah i'm not a 'mutt i'm a euromutt or something i think it was covered but we'll see, it'll probably be like a couple grand for sure
Zaryan No.75072
>>75071
west or east if you dont mind me asking
Zaryan No.75073
>>75072
the west is slowly falling there's barely any difference 💔 but west, middle west i suppose
Zaryan No.75074
>>75073
i am chuddy eastern europe migrant so i suppose you are right. the crime rates feel the fucking same for sure. the east at least had low prices from what i could remember (doesnt mean it was good, but it was ok to keep me alive) . although i frelt less safe in south amsterdam than in my home city. strange aint it?
Zaryan No.75076
>>75074
funny
Zaryan No.75085
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>>74984
slowly starting the work, made a couple of props already in photoshop and all that i'm not a slf yet that's what a slf would say but anyway here's my gift to you all as i keep working or something. i do not know if these variants had existed before but 'lig booru wouldn't work and well just take it or leave it idc idgaf, what i DO give a fuck is you fellas so have my "gift"

1st one edited out text
2nd one removed the heckin phone
3rd one is the edited version of the vera soyak in class
4th is the 3rd but i actually found the background from the original soyak for some reason they mirrored it but i still found it BITCCH

not sure if i'll do more today i'm still kind of recovering but i might, i just don't want to post every two seconds updating on snca it'll just ruin the 'log

Zaryan No.75086
>>75085
all self insert coal
Zaryan No.75088
>>75085
the mymy teacher looks gemmy and funny
Zaryan No.75091
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>>75086
i'm not mymy doe and i just shared my props for the project i was told to do because i HATE when people don't do that maybe I WANNA DO SOMETHING TOO you made me leak
Zaryan No.75092
>>75091
consider making something good, this isn't soybooru
Zaryan No.75093
>>75085
gemmy
Zaryan No.75096
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>>75069
don't worry sis i'm always listening...
>>75085
anyway, these are gems.
i think i'll save the teacher ones, albeit maya is bestgirl.
Zaryan No.75097
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>>>75091
>consider making something good, this isn't soybooru
Zaryan No.75111

>>75096
xhe is but i personally can't see xer being in there but idk maybe i should add her or something, anyway it's getting rather late i'll probably stop work for today and probably go to sleep soon, tho whatever the fuck i made is terrible like fuck i hate it, i should just restart the whole thing, here's a frame out of it please tell me what to change or do to make it less horrible, props anything, also feel free to write the dialogue/story or whatever, from what i was thinking mymy would be doing the presentation, get BTFO by vera, she'd snitch to principle or something about the alcohol problem and get soyberg to do something about it, enhance this or something i'm no damn writer, the whole help thing is up for anyone btw this should be a community effort or something

>>75092
i am totally fine with you telling whatever you wish or think, whether it is coal or not, but did i ever say that this was for soybooru? i suppose it could be interpreted to be implied, that being said i never claimed those to be coal,gem or "zem" i am sorry for not being the perfect human you are clearly looking for, but to pretend like 'jaks are nothing on here is ridiculous, soybooru is in fact a faggotry shithole of sorts but almost all gems relied on it (talking about gems in video format not plain images doe those also rely on that sometimes), there are simply no better sources of 'jaks, best you can do is ask from other people like
>hey do you have x jak that is y doing z?
but you'll either get 'cadod, frogged or some other shit, it may be different here but the point stands, it's way simpler and doesn't coal up the normal log with stupid threads/questions, many gems rely on carefully crafted context rich 'jaks, and 'ru while a shithole with unnecessary drama, still does at the end of the day get its job done, and you are always free to edit those/remake those into newer things which is what i did for the heckin project, that's a lot a words isn't it? it is, but i don't think i give enough fuck if you don't wanna read it all, beg fucking idk like chatgpt to shorten this yap so you know what the fuck this shit is or don't idk idc except clearly i do since i typed this shit out... i need to find something better to do with my life

words words words the left can't meme, i leak because i can okay? yes i use leak unironically because sometimes i just leak, i just don't hide that unlike the majority

Good night we're going to sleep, i'll continue tomorrow, don't forget to send in what (YOU) think could make this shit better, ik i should probably just restart so feel free to say that too, anything helps... probably, hopefully

jesus this is almost 3k characters, why am i so retarded? i wish i could get my point across without the need of having to type out a whole book, i apologize for that

Zaryan No.75112
>>75111
wordswordswords are zarty culture, you are a fast learner
Zaryan No.75113
>>75112
oh nice i didn't even had to learn that, i love you fellas, seriously tho clearly something's wrong with me, i wonder why? probably my insane retardation because NO ONE talks or types like that besides me i suppose and that's terrible, i type out like 1000 characters for something that could be said in less than 100, it's a curse or maybe a blessing? either way i'm glad to be alive at all i got an opportunity many MANY never had
Zaryan No.75116
>>75113
it's fine, we are not on shitter, you don't have to limit your posts to any arbitrary character limit
Zaryan No.75117
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>>75116
so true! i'm going to sleep now, anyone seeing this read the first part aka the part where i replied to the first thing, no need to read the other nonsense perhaps read the end maybe idk goodnight
Zaryan No.75129
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op may or may not look like this btw
Zaryan No.75138
>>75129
OMGSISA
Zaryan No.75140
>>75111
I didn't mean that soybooru doesn't have it's uses, rather that what you posted exemplified the shovelware tier 'booru dogshit that floods half its damn pages.
>muscular chud but he's [x] showing you [y]
Can we get some new material at this point? This isn't funny, unique or new, it's just uninspired slop. And don't let the positive reception fool you, this place just has extremely low standards.
Also, you sound like a neurotic child (no offense, purely an observation)
Zaryan No.75145
>>75140
i think you might just be a nigger
Zaryan No.75155

>>75129
funny if true, she does look like that though and sends her regards to you all, anyway good morning my fellow zaryans or whatever you all call yourselves, can i even consider myself one at this point? when does one become? oh who cares that's not the point, fuck half my face feels terrible like FUCKED UP, i can barely eat anything because of the pain it's terrible i should probably try to eat some more softer stuff or maybe not idk, anyway what i'm trying to say is i'm not sure if i'll be doing much today sadly, but hopefully it'll get a bit better today i do want to do a bit of stuff. love you all may god bless you all!

>>75140
i see where you're coming from, yeah can't really debate that, tho wtf am i supposed to do it's not like i am a drawGOD or anything like that, i wish i could draw i do like all art shit and that, music and drawing are all things i do like a bit but am just terrible at those, either way good morning well it's not really morning anymore but who gives a fuck

Zaryan No.75164
>>75155
You aren't limited by your skill, you're limited by your creativity. You feel like you're constrained by how well you can draw because you don't actually have any ideas for what you could make so you default to "buff chudjak No.49". And since you're making such a banal, void, substance lacking inanity, the only quality it has is the quality of the drawing. Try to reach beyond JUST drawing
Zaryan No.75174
>>75164
if only it would be this simple, yes creativity does play a huge part, but you just didn't see the shit i shit out it's terrible, i can't draw I CAN'T DRAW that's simply the truth i do not have the skill and that's a shame
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