Ongezellig

>>69911
Zaryan I have like 1488 songs, you VVILL sing them

you vvill make a cover of ongezellig 2023

>>69912
>>69913
I'd like some David thoughie gems too, but Zarty-fied

do coswork freak, this video has the lyrics

>Out there
>There's a soysphere outside of the intranetz
>Way out there beyond the 4cucks, Chuddy
>There's soyteens, Chuddy
>Out there
>Full of gems and full of sovl
>Start your proxies and see it glisten, Chuddy
>Listen, Chuddy
>Put on your gemmy clothes
>There's lots of gems out there
>Get out the vaccines and soy lattes
>We're gonna find adventure in the evening 'log
>Foids in green, in a jakking board
>Where the gems are bright as the stars
>Put on your gemmy clothes
>We're gonna scroll through the 'log
>In one of those new user done CSSs
>We'll see the 'jaks in kway
>And we'll close the party in a whirl
>And we won't close tabs until we've made a gem
>Put on your gemmy clothes when you feel coal and brim
>Strut down the sticky and have your post 'quoted
>Dressed like a gemerald, your spirits seem to turn around
>That gemmy shine is a certain sign that you feel as IAS as you look
>Beneath your post, the soysphere is all a smile
>That makes you feel brand new down to your toes
>Get out your jaks, your soy folders
>Your ferals and pliers and cobs
>For there's no black coal in your gemmy day
>No coal in your gemmy day
>No coal in your gemmy clothes
>Put on your gemmy clothes when you feel coal and brim
>Strut down the sticky and have your post 'quoted
>Dressed like a gemerald your spirits seem to turn about
>That gemmy shine is a certain sign that you feel as IAS as you look
>Beneath your post, the soysphere is all a smile
>That makes you feel brand new down to your toes
>Get out your jaks, your soy folders
>Your ferals and pliers and cobs
>For there's no black coal in your gemmy clothes
>Put on your gemmy clothes when you feel coal and brim
>Strut down the sticky and have your post 'quoted
>Dressed like a gemerald your spirits seem to turn around
>That gemmy shine is a certain sign that you feel as IAS as you look
>Beneath your bothered brim, the 'sphere's a simple song
>A lovely tune that makes you tilt your nuts
>Get out your squirrels, your dead niggers
>Your orange zelligs and NAS
>For there's no black coal in your gemmy clothes
>Soyteens, keep smiling, no admin wants a little bitch
>Frogs, do a turn, let me see
>Mr. Zoot, Mr. Zuz, don't forget Coco and Maya
>Just forget you ever seen a post from me
>All aboard (all aboard), all aboard (all aboard)All aboard (all aboard, all aboard, all aboard, all aboard)
>Put on your gemmy clothes there's lots of gems out there
>Put on your thrembo awards and country flags
>We're gonna find adventure in the evening 'log
>To the 'arty, we'll trot to a gemmy spot
>Where the foids are hot as a sisa (wow!)
>Put on your black tuxedo hat and the right facing arrow
>We'll drink a handmade green brown carbonated sproke
>We wanna take the 'cucks by storm
>We'll join the Sootist at jakparty.soy
>And this, I'm positive of
>That we won't close tabs
>No, we won't close tabs
>No, we won't close tabs until we make a gem
Sing this

OP here o algo, gonna try to do all the other requests, but I really want to do a Zarty version of Gem Cobbity. The thing is, I need a zaryan to come up with the lyrics first. Anyway, here's a few lines I came up with to give you all some ideas.
>Zem control to major chvd...
>Tell Mymy I love her very much. She knows!

sing this

>>69911
Do a cover of this and I'll love you forever and zever >>>/qa/3552

WE NEED zellig au drill covers.

Bvmp

>>69984
No we don't

Alright negers, I am officially announcing my first two songs:
>Coswork Freak
<Ongezellig 2023
Expect me to drop them here around Saturday/Sunday after I get home from vacation.

>>70438
Something is happening!

>>69936
>Zem Control to Major Zoot
>Zem Control to Major Zoot
>Take your zolpidem and learn your dutch
>Zem Control to Major Zoot (tien, negen, acht, zeven, thrembo)
>Drinking stroopwafelsap, ingesting kruidnoten (zes, vijf, vier)
>Rewatch the deels and may Massa be with you (drie, twee, één)
>This is Zem Control to Major Zoot
>You've made the 'lig of the day
>And the chuds want to know which zems you bump
>Now it's time to post a thread if you dare
>-"This is Major Zoot to Zem Control
>I'm painting the board orange
>And I'm bumping in a most peculiar way
>And the 'log looks very different today
>For here
>Am I posting on the zarty
>Far above the streety
>slash-ze-llig is locked
>And there's nothing I can do
>Though I've doxed one hundred thousand trannies
>I'm feeling very blackpilled
>And I think my browser know which posts to 'quote
>Tell Zoot I love him very much-"he knows
>Zem Control to Major Zoot
>Your pilot's dead, there's something wrong
>Can you hear me Major Zoot?
>Can you hear me Major Zoot?
>Can you hear me Major Zoot?
>Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder
>Far above the /co/
>Slash-ze-llig is locked
>And there's nothing I can do
There you go

>>69911
nice try lorenzoadisdavidmuza98polackpedorapistnigger you cant hide from me

>>70720
>Numbers in a Germanic language
>OMIGOD THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT RAMMSTEIN SONG

not op, but I have a treat for everyone I'll release tomorrow

<Of zoiets

>>71660
Escuse shitty quality I just learned how to use garage band

>>71660
Ok here's the song but without that STUPID NIGGERKIKE METRONOME I FORGOT TO TURN OFF

>>71664

>>71664
super gemmy

>>71664
This was done with soul

bvmp

>Welcome to the Zarty
>Have a look around
>Anything that brain of yours craved for here can be found
>We've got mountains of content
>Some gemmier, some coal
>If none of it's of interest to (You), you'd be the first
>Welcome to the Zarty
>Come and make a thread
>Would you like to see some art or a BWC rating list?
>There's no need to panic
>This isn't a honeypot, haha
>Just bump or sage the posts and we'll do the rest
>Welcome to the Zarty
>What would you prefer?
>Would you like to bait a chud or post a racial slur?
>Be gemmy
>Be coaly
>Be bursting with seethe
>We got a million different ways to quote
>Welcome to the Zarty
>Put your morals aside
>Here's a tip for AI covering
>Here's a baby Mymy who died
>We got animations, and comics, and various games
>And a bunch of overly specific soyjaks
>Of all the different people in the community who hate us
>Welcome to the Zarty
>Hold on to your gems
>'Cause a random guy just kindly sent your full dox and location
>It's scary and off-putting
>He just sent you your face
>Don't act surprised, you know you deserved it, you tranny
>See a hanging nigger
>Get offended, see a 'corder
>Show us pictures of your cosplays
>Blogpost every thought you think
>Start a rumor, buy a doll
>Or send a death threat to a troon
>Or DM a girl and groom her
>Do a raid or find a pedo in your
>Here's a how to make stroopwafels
>You should kill yourself
>Here's why foids never fuck you
>Here's how you can shoot up a school
>Which 'zellig girl are you?
>Take this quirky quiz
>Foenkie sent the immigrants to troonify your Zaryans
>Could I interest you in 'zellig?
>All of the time?
>A little bit of 'zellig
>All of the time
>Sharty's a tragedy
>And yurifagging is a crime
>Soyjaks and ongezellig
>All of the time
>Could I interest you in 'zellig?
>All of the time?
>A little bit of 'zellig
>All of the time
>Sharty's a tragedy
>And yurifagging is a crime
>Soyjaks and ongezellig
>All of the time
>You know, it wasn't always like this
>Not very long ago
>Just before your time
>Right before the discontinuation, circa '23
>This was catalogs
>Imageboards
>A youtube video or two
>We set our sights and spent our nights
>Waiting
>For (You), (You), insatiable (You)
>You watched our stuff
>You barely knew us
>And they did all the things
>We designed them to do
>Now look at you, oh
>Look at you, you, you
>Unstoppable, unquotable
>Your time is now
>Your clitty's out
>Chuddy, how you grew
>And if we stick together
>Who knows what we'll do
>It was always the plan
>To put 'zellig in your head
>Hahaha
>Could I interest you in 'zellig?
>All of the time
>A bit of 'zellig
>All of the time
>Sharty's a tragedy
>And yurifagging is a crime
>Soyjaks and ongezellig
>All of the time
>Could I interest you in 'zellig?
>All of the time
>A little bit of 'zellig
>All of the time
>Sharty's a tragedy
>And yurifagging is a crime
>Soyjaks and ongezellig
>And soyjaks and ongezellig
>And soyjaks and ongezellig
>And all of the time

>>71963
>I transhate rhyming

>>71967
We don't make rhymes on this board

Hoi zaryans, came back to do a voiceover of that 3am 'toss posted a couple months back. I might repost this with some generic Myuu music in the background to add to the creepypasta feel.
I am also planning to do more songs, however I am not sure when as of right now so don't expect anything for the time being.

Ok you guys, it's done.

>>78572
>wevideo
Capcut's predatory strategies and its consequences on video editing society
The audio is gemmy althougbeit

Ok you guys, it's done. Before someone uploads it to the Zooru or whatever, please get rid of the watermark

>>78575
I would edit it out on a whim but there's no working capcut crack

also sorry for accidentally double-posting or something like that.

>>78575
Thank you zaryan, the fact it's under 5MB means I can share it with my gender affirming trans sisters in my Discord, nyaa~ ^_^

>>78579
Never larp as a discordtranny again

>>78579
please do larp as a discordtranny again

>>78575
zemerald

>>69984
Kill all niggers

Gems are cooking in the oven...
>

>If I could save gems in a thread
>The first thing that I'd like to do
>Is to save every 'lig till eternity passes away
>Just to spend them with (You)
<
>If I could make gems last forever
>If 'jaks could make wishes come true
>I'd save every 'lig like a gemerald and then
>Again, I would spend them with (You)
<
>But there never seems to be enough posts
>To do the things you want to do once you find them
>I've lurked around enough to know
>That you're the one I want to post through the 'log with
<
>If I had a folder just for gems
>And 'jaks that had never been traced
>The folder would be empty except for the memory
>Of how they were answered by (You)
<
>But there never seems to be enough posts
>To do the things you want to do once you find them
>I've lurked around enough to know
>That you're the one I want to post through the 'log with

>>86599
what's this parodying

>>86603

>>78575
>>78572
>>78541
Already on booru.soy!

>>89198
Trans affirming voice ♥️

>>55876
Holy shit 5 months ago, time actually flies

>>89198
More 'pastas on the way

>>89208
Finally I get to see these ones made, they must be years old at this point

Make a cover of this of zoiets

>>89225
Do this