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Zaryan No.4304

>>4299
hell that king is really famous
basically a recurring story of him was that when the socialist military coup (1952) happened in egypt that ousted the royal family this guy grabbed his sniper rifle on got on the roof of his palace and started shooting people
he later escaped to italy and married an italian actress
when the socialists entered his palace they found the biggest stash of porn magazines in the world
this dude was crazy he:

  • Collected Coca-Cola bottles
  • Tossed ice cubes down his patron's dresses
  • Banned Egyptian citizens from owning red cars so that only he could own one
  • Pickpocketed visiting officials. Stole Churchill's pocket watch once.
  • Grabbed the Shah of Persia medals and sword off of his corpse and tried to make a run for it
  • Collected (supposedly) one of the world's largest pornography collections

clearly his descendants are kleptomaniacs just like him

Zaryan No.4305
>>4304
That's really interesting stuff, thanks for sharing, I wonder if foenkie is actually his descendant.
Zaryan No.4306
>>4304
the question is, how tf did his son get to the Netherlands from Italy?
Zaryan No.4307
>>4304
Everything about him sounds keyed except for the porno mag stuff. Be kinda sad if foenkie is a descendant of him and how xe turned out
Zaryan No.4308
>>4306
well really the italian actress he "married" didn't conceive any child from him
they had a private affair like a secret lover thing and she was also 18 when they started seeing eachother
basically she was her side bitch cuz her official spouse was old
Zaryan No.4309
>>4308
If she is her "side bitch", why would he make it public that Foenkie is his son? What happened to the "side bitch"? Do we know more about her?
Zaryan No.4310

>>4309
mate we dont know if Foenkie is her son we didnt say anything about that
the italian actress didnt have any child if i remember correctly she was just really famous and had a lot of cash (wow i wonder where she got it from)

i'm doing some research on his family tree i'll try to list every possible descendant that he has that are still alive

Zaryan No.4311
>>4309
also her name was Irma Capece Minutolo she died this year
Zaryan No.4312
>>4310
>mate we dont know if Foenkie is her son we didnt say anything about that
It would be funny if it was.
Zaryan No.4313
this is how xhe looks like
Zaryan No.4314
>>4313
yeah looks arab enough
Zaryan No.4315
I think that Asocial realised that the thread is zaryan property and probably told his people to not interact. I don't see other folks here.
That or everybody is waiting for 23rd.
Zaryan No.4316
>>4315
means it's operation success so far, keep an eye on the thread. The thread also doesn't contain "ongezellig" so its probably hard for some people to find
Zaryan No.4317
also can someone explain me who is this associal guy? I haven't been around for zellig stuff for like few months
Zaryan No.4318
>>4316
>doesn't contain "ongezellig"
this makes me think that the thread is a decoy, so that we get exhausted and don't bother with the main thread tomorrow.
Zaryan No.4319

>>4317
some guy acting like a community manager on /co/, he was a head of a few shillops

>>4318
Unironically extremely believable. Leaderfag likely check the zarty before. He could be in this very thread.

Zaryan No.4320
>>4317
its some guy who runs the probably largest ongezellig themed youtube channel, yet it seems his fame has gotten to his head. He acts like the leader of the zellig community.
Yet the only power he has is on 4chan and JewTube, we WILL overthrow him and 'zeens WILL be in control
Zaryan No.4321

>>4317
"Asocial, but in Dutch" is a youtuber and an influencial figure in the ongezellig community (or on the /co/ side of things). He is known to be a bit autistic (because he schizoposts) and there are speculations that he is working with Foenkie as a spy to ban chuds and zaryans off of Massadonë.

His stance on the zarty are a bit in question. He actually posted here and was cool, but then there were other posts, hostile to us, on /co/ which could be from him. He also does not like soyjaks.

Zaryan No.4322
>they don't know
Zaryan No.4323
>>4313
do you know if he lives in france or some other european nation??
it would be helpful to know i'm making a family tree and some descendants of farouk i actually live in france (the other ones in benelux and MAYBE some in america)
Zaryan No.4324
>>4323
I'm fairly certain he is real life friends with Massa, he is from Holland.
Zaryan No.4325
>>4323
He lives in the netherlands IIRC. he has even met up with massa.
Zaryan No.4326
>>4324
>>4325
i see
somehow all the major royalty families have to do with the benelux its kind of weird
normally its the european ones but also this egyptian one has connections in the benelux
Zaryan No.4327

>>4304
Since we're just dumping trivia about this guy I'll list some tamer ones:

  • He tried to style himself "Pharaoh" but the Brits didn't let him because they hate fun.
  • The CIA's plan to try and get him to concede to the revolutionaries (so he wouldn't get overthrown outright) was called "Project Fat Fucker".
Zaryan No.4330
A cheerful chuckle was had
Zaryan No.4331
>>4323
so i finished the family tree (i underlined in RED the successors to the throne and i drew some GREEN "?" on the parts of the family that i could not find any information about)
so either this Foenkie guy is lying about being egyptian royalty or his actual connections to the royal family are so far back because i noticed that strangely all the descendants of farouk i are kind of WHITE and dont really look like arab egyptians
(the 2 guys in picrel are Farouk I and his son Fuad II)
Zaryan No.4332
>>4331
like not REALLY white but you could already confuse him with someone from italy/spain or southern france so really just mediterranean phenotype
Zaryan No.4333
Noa status: seething
Zaryan status: win
Zaryan No.4334
>>4331
well the dynasty in question is very mutted, they have like French, Circassian, Albanian, Turkish, Greek and Arab blood mixed
Zaryan No.4336
>>4334
yeah there are russians too
i guess using physiognomy wont help really with a dynasty this mutted
anyway there are some parts of the family where i could not find any information about so he might descend from those parts
Zaryan No.4337
>>4331
The Egyptian royal family is of Albanian origin. Not even joking, this is somewhat well-known.
Zaryan No.4338
>>4334
Circassia mentioned
Zaryan No.4339
>>4337
oh yeah i forgot about that i remember watching a video about Muhammad Ali of Egypt he was like albanian-turkish
Zaryan No.4341
I just can't with these troons
Zaryan No.4342
>>4341
Hoxxitron hates the white race it’s only expected by this shota lover
PinoyGOD No.4347
>>4294
FOENKIE WUZ KINGS AND SHIEEEEEEE GEEEEEEG
Zaryan No.4349
>>4347
wewuzzers really are everywhere huh
if you guys have any information at all about Foenkie it would really help out
Zaryan No.4351
>>4349
Sorry chud, the faurok thing and being a /pol/ moderator is all I got.
Zaryan No.4352
Marge?
Zaryan No.4353
>>4351
damn it guess we gotta wait for more shit to come out then
Zaryan No.4354
>>4352
so Noa has his own discord server??
also marge??
Zaryan No.4355
Nice impersonation, but remember to rename your image files to something that describes the feeling of the image just to sell home that it could be Noa
Zaryan No.4357
Let's try and hit the bump limit before tomorrow
PinoyGOD No.4359
>>4188
I'm banned on the cuck frick
Zaryan No.4363
Stealth is always an option
Zaryan No.4513
NOA'S BACK!!
GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND START GOOFING IT UP!!!
Zaryan No.4520
What did you guys do?
Zaryan No.4521
Btw new thread to Schizo and Goof up: https://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/140801203
PinoyGOD No.4522
>>4520
Quads of Marge
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