Ongezellig

Do mayafags really???
GEEEEG

>it's not even the correct sweater
Kys

buddy i am the realest mayaGOD you will ever meet but i don't do this because i simply do not seek human interaction or touch. i am incapable of love. i was born a stone cold TRUEcel with NO heart. the only emotions i feel are hatred and contempt. i watch the wall all day as a hobby, and watch the ceiling as a side hobby. no one has ever loved me. i don't know what it feels like to touch another human being and i do not wish to learn. i haven't been outside since 2009. you have simply never seen a real Trvecel like me. i know this is hard to comprehend for all you fakecels who have friends and families and shit, but there are people like me who are beyond the concept of love but can still appreciate Maya.

>buddy i am the realest mayaGOD you will ever meet but i don't do this because i simply do not seek human interaction or touch. i am incapable of love. i was born a stone cold TRUEcel with NO heart. the only emotions i feel are hatred and contempt. i watch the wall all day as a hobby, and watch the ceiling as a side hobby. no one has ever loved me. i don't know what it feels like to touch another human being and i do not wish to learn. i haven't been outside since 2009. you have simply never seen a real Trvecel like me. i know this is hard to comprehend for all you fakecels who have friends and families and shit, but there are people like me who are beyond the concept of love but can still appreciate Maya.

>>36872
i understand
i love the characters, but i don’t have a crush on them, i don’t even fantasize about interacting with them in any way.

please massa save us, please massa, im asking you massa, please save us, massa save us

>>36892
Liar liar pants on fire

>>>36872
>i understand
>i love the characters, but i don’t have a crush on them, i don’t even fantasize about interacting with them in any way.

>>36869
You are mentally ill and need help

I wish I had this but with Mymy

>>36909
Its kinda gross you would do that with my wife. Leave her alone bud.

>>36872
kys fakecel you will never be a real incel. you have a jawline, you have friends, you have had sex. you are an sociable man twisted by wizchan and /r9k/ users into a crude mockery of an incel's depression. real incels are disgusted and ashamed by your normalcy. trvecels laugh at you behind closed doors. even if you "pass" as a real truecel while complaining about mundane things and insisting "ITS HECKING OVER" at 22 on wiz, the 3 other posters will turn tail and bolt the second they learn about your sexual successes. you will never be truly unhappy. you will wrench out a grimace every morning as you force a frown looking in the mirror and tell yourself you will never be okay. But deep down, you feel the optimism creeping up on you like a weed, ready to lift you with its comforting strength. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. you'll meet a chick, have a nice chat, ask her out, and your love will blossom and bloom from there. you will go on many dates, ask her to be your girlfriend, and one day wed her. you will have between two and five children inclusive, who you will raise on a homestead in the ruhr. your children will love you, relieved and glad that they have (You) as their father. One day your body will decay and go back to the dust from which you cometh. and all that shall remain of ur legacy is a headstine marked with your name, attended to with flowers from your next of kin. this is your fate. this is what God chose. There is no turning back.
DIE FAKECEL DIE.
You're going to the normalnigger chamber.
DIE FAKECEL DIE.

what the actual fuck is this? man fuck this shit frogs won

>>36911
Mymy is MY wife

>>37603
Thanks for redacting your page, no "my wife is X" bullshit please.

>>37603
Also can the nigger who changed the name of the article of "Ziggers" to "Zeggers" change it the fuck back. No one says Zegger

>>37610
Zelliggers better tbh

>>37603
stop being obsessed kike

>>37603
Kill yourself obsessed faggot she is mine

>>37610
>>37611
All are fucking stupid and coopting a shitty farty insult
>>37636
Mother of xitter faggot coal, please, Zoot, ban this nigger

>>37639
That guy has a new account and 100% of activity there is sending DNB gore to random people. Mentally unwell jewish degenerate who shouldn't be allowed to post here.
https://nitter.poast.org/Chud1488_TKD/with_replies

>>37636
No I won't stop being obsessed

>>37645
Tsmt.

>>37645
Making a xitter account should be considered infidelity and be made a bannable offense on the grounds of treason

>>37603
>editing wiki articles to fit your narrative
massive kike behavior

>>37603
Life or death? >>>/q/2556

>>37656
I love Mymy more than life itself

>>37657
>>37603
Kys obsessed jewish pedonigger

>>37654
there’s a small group of people on the wiki making articles about their Discord friends that hardly anyone besides them have heard of

>>37715
All these literal whos should be removed from the wiki. If they haven't had real significance to Zellig or the Zarty they don't belong on the wiki.

>>37639
Zegger is even more dumb doebeit
>>37717
Tsmt
>>37715
We should redirect every single literal who article to the "Ziggers" one

>>37610
>>37611
>>37639
>>37718
'liggers is the best variant, isn't it?

Legendary artifact goes up

>maya asmr to fall asleep to
if anyone knows of anything like this PLEASE let me know

>>107575
>those who ((GLOW))

>>107575

>Negrobumped another thread award

Does anyone know where I can find wholesome Ongezellig ASMR? The only one I can find is “You Will Never Be A Real Incel” https://youtu.be/PlhSEUPc7rA?si=8trqMKlpFW-yWab9
(complete lie of a title since we’re all incel or Chuds or the God word of Zaryan )
(sorry if Link doesn’t work or link to the right video my PC is having troubles)
Anyway if you Find Zaryans can find more I’ll Really aspershated it .
Key word hear is Wholesome of weird stuff or thing that will violate rule 1.

>>107625
There were a few uploaded by the Swedish Kid you can ask him on Xitter

>>107626
Sorry, I can't, Xitter is banned in my country and it also has bad Internet.

>>107625
>>107575
tsmt zaryans please... i need maya whispering in my ear how much she loves me

>>107575
>>107625
>>107628
>>107630
Maybe you should make it yourself. help the Zaryan community, because if you want something that badly make it, or learn how too.

>>107631
i did once but its not too in character for maya from the audios i picked
>inb4 post it now you slf

>>107631
The way to do this would be to search
>Neet girlfriend
On YouTube and pass the entire thing through the Maya AI converter

>>107632
>>107634
thank you and others for this information if you want to share them please do,
it seems people want to listen to ASMR of Maya, Mymy, Coco and Vera, so please share and make sure they follow rule 1 of this site.

>>107662
Yes also if you're a broke faggot use this
https://www.weights.com/models/cm42fouhq08g813ot0wwrsne8

bump

>>110038
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