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lucky ass NIGGA
try to talk to her

>>148169
She sits next to me rn

>>148171
What are you doing tease her and make fun of her NOWWWW

>>148172
Then laugh it at her afterwards, then with her GOGOGOGO

>>148172
Why would i do that?

>>148174
Get her attention first by joking about what she has and looks like. You can start small talk from there. You can always do what >>148169 says

>>148175
I mean i already sometimes talk with her because we're in the same class

>>148176
That's talking like acquaintances, but if you want to know her more then go beyond that

>>148177
Yeah but i probably won't do it because idk how to talk with people

>>148178
If you wanna be with her, then this is the absolute 1st step you HAVE to work on, even small talk is good

>>148179
>be with her
She has a boyfriend

>>148180
...
Nigger, you never told us.

>>148171
Very good
Socialize with her the FIRST CHANCE YOU GET. i believe in you nigga, God bless you

>>148180
Friends exist

>>148168
send creepshot

>>148184
No

>>148180
the cruelest joke
a maya shows up just for her to be unavailable
just kill all foids already

whatever happens, NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER blackpill, because you have hidden zaryans praying for you in secret that you don't know about. they don't post but only lurk so don't worry

>>148186
God will send Maya to every zaryan one day

>>148187
tsmt the blackpill is cruel

>>148189
delusion is crueler

>>148190
Don't blackpill its not delusional

>>148180
ggs

i got myself a smelly clingy autistic loner pooner friend. xhe reminded me a lot of maya the first time we met as xhe's shy, quiet, and very weird. all that went to shit as it turns out xhe's just your typical run of the mill terminally online 'tokfag with a penchant for romanticizing school shooters. funny thing about xher is that xhe's more man than i am since xhe got xer driver's license at 17 and regularly drives meanwhile im a faggot loser who can't. xhe said xhe hates everyone in our class, with me being the one whom xhe hates the least but no i dont think i got a chance since xer preferences are handsome white boys and im a dysgenic subhuman shitskin freak

>i got myself a smelly clingy autistic loner pooner friend. xhe reminded me a lot of maya the first time we met as xhe's shy, quiet, and very weird. all that went to shit as it turns out xhe's just your typical run of the mill terminally online 'tokfag with a penchant for romanticizing school shooters. funny thing about xher is that xhe's more man than i am since xhe got xer driver's license at 17 and regularly drives meanwhile im a faggot loser who can't. xhe said xhe hates everyone in our class, with me being the one whom xhe hates the least but no i dont think i got a chance since xer preferences are handsome white boys and im a dysgenic subhuman shitskin freak

i dont really have trouble sleeping but holding my Maya plush helps me sleep faster, it feels nice to hold her and to give her smooches on her hair, zaryans should atleast hold a pillow to sleep

Ask her out

>>148168
i wouldn't fall for her cuz she's not actually maya and i'm stone cold

>>148196
where did you get your plushies?

>>148231
soytoys.

>>148196
I do the latter and imagine maya btw

>>148238
thats gemmy, maya is so sweet and cuddly

Mayaquote her by showing your phone and saying you look like that.

>>148243
Geg do so

if dis is real is she actually pretty doe or just some shitskin indonesian seamonkey?

pic rel it's what i think maya would look like irl if she isnt horrendously ugly (ignore her being white)

>>148255
>>148168

heed caution btw op i fucked with a girl like maya once and she was fucking crazy

>>148256
they will never be maya, faggot

>>148256
du bist ein Fakecel
mods ban him

>>148256
Normgroid foids will literally have zero interest in me. The only girls that I feel like are actual human and I can remotely understand and relate to even just a little bit are usually batshit with fuck tons of trauma. Normgroid default foids are entirely unrelatable to me.

>>148243
TSMT. God tier suggestion

>>148256
kys fakecel

>>148260
>>148267

sorry i forgot to say nigger in my post

>>148268
fakecel fakecel go away
come again no other day

>>148255
She's white, and yeah i would say that she's pretty