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Zaryan No.14561
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I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Zaryan No.14562
kek
if you're not joking seek help
you won't live with the 'zelligs if you kill yourself, you just die and that's it
Zaryan No.14563
I suggest you stop having these kinda dreams
Zaryan No.14564
you should go for it
Zaryan No.14565
>>14561
Are you really going to let the jews win by killing yourself? Pull yourself together OP, the white race isn't gonna save itself.
Zaryan No.14566
%look nigga, if ur actually going to do this stupid shit, can you at least attack the federal reserve for me please?
Zaryan No.14569
shouldn't maya be the one telling you to kill yourself
Zaryan No.14571
>>14561
You have to perpetuate a schoolocaust before committing suicide, only then will the transfer work.
Zaryan No.14573
>>14571
TSMT
Zaryan No.14575
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>>14571
*perpetrate
Zaryan No.14576
>>14575
perpetuate is even better
Zaryan No.14577
>>14571
This. Don't forget a GoPro and a good soundtrack.
Zaryan No.14578
>>14577
Remember to stream it
Zaryan No.14590
>>14561
lmao wtf this is keyed as heck
Zaryan No.14592
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Fell for the most obvious demonic psyop award
Zaryan No.14593
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Zaryan No.14596
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Made everyone fall for a copypasta award
Zaryan No.14606
>>14596
i wish it was true though
Zaryan No.14607
should i make this into a comic
Zaryan No.14608
>>14607
it would be so kino.
Zaryan No.14609
>>14608
what do i draw the main character as doe? is there a zarty equivalent of nate
Zaryan No.14611
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>>14609
I see everyone here as Chud irl
Zaryan No.14613
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>>14609
mats
Zaryan No.14614
>>14609
either chud, nate or that male maya guy
Zaryan No.14615
>>14609
Chvd
Zaryan No.14617
File: 1784499340491.webm (1.36 MB, 384x240, some nigga laughing.webm)
Zaryan No.14641
>>14613
he is from the camverse doe (multiverse like my marbel super heroes slop mobies :O)
Zaryan No.14643
>>14641
even though the camverse is canon though
Zaryan No.14646
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>>14643
>though
Zaryan No.14651
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>>14643
does (((massa))) know about camverse and the existence of mister mats?
Zaryan No.14659
>>14651 massa has seen his art + his art is pinned in massacord art channel
Zaryan No.14660
>>14651
>as if cam isn’t just massa in disguise trying to satisfy the zaryans so they won’t dox foenkie
Zaryan No.14661
>>14659
maybe the camverse could be canon, i wonder
Cam No.14713
>>14660
haha w-what are you talking about thats crazy
Zaryan No.14720
>>14660
fagonkie still deserves to be ‘oxed
Zaryan No.14721
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>>14561
aw hell nawww, actual demon possession itt
Zaryan No.14732
>>14611
Sauce on this zem?
Zaryan No.14736
>>14732
I have a somewhat good idea on who the artist is and he draws porn so I don't think I should share it sorry
Zaryan No.14746
>>14736
no need for names. just give us xis home address and we'll fix him
Zaryan No.20914
>>14736
>and he draws porn so I don't think I should share it
That's all the more reason to share it faggot.
Zaryan No.20976
>>14721
this is literally how demons work in all major religions, they disguise themselves as friendly figures and give you false ideas to try to harm you
Zaryan No.21069
>>20914
but then I'd be linking porn which is BAD!
Zaryan No.21093
>>14561
i want to pluck her eyelashes one by one
Zaryan No.21120
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>>20914
Uh nuh... Le bwc in the frame... How did he dare... dat is literally da pQrn™...
Zaryan No.21121
>>21120
Also, jannies, make file spoilered if it "slightly" breaks "some rule"
Zaryan No.21122
>>21120
too high effort not to be brimstone
>inb4 literally 1984 trannyjannies spoiler
Zaryan No.21123
>>21120
idk how to feel.. this is a gem.. but it is technically 'orn...
>drew the swastika wrong award
Soicucks No.21131
You will meat the zelligs
Zaryan No.21136
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>>21120
Niggerstone, and no amount of drawtranny skills, swastikas, chudboreas, TNDs will ever hide that fact.
Rope goontroon
Zaryan No.21163
>>21120
the fact that it is drawn well makes it worse because it's not just wasted potential but that potential is being actively used for coal
Zaryan No.21164
>>21120
also he drew the sneakers weirdly disproportional like how toddler shoes are designed
Soicucks No.21191
Yu will meet the zelligs
Zaryan No.21192
>>14561
What did stonetoss imply by this
Zaryan No.21193
is op still here its only been a month
Zaryan No.21194
>>21192
soyzellig dot party group suicide event is going to be lit this june
Zaryan No.21195
>>21194
meds nothing will happen
Zaryan No.21196
>>21194
It’s a nothing burger you schizo
Zaryan No.21197
>>21196
somethingwaffel albeit
Soicucks No.21209
Do it you will meet the zeligs and have fun and play
Zaryan No.21212
>>21209
satancord woke up
Zaryan No.21213
>>21120
we're all hating but secretly we all recognize the gem qualities
Soicucks No.21283
>>21212
Godcord slept down
Zaryan No.21288
>>21283
oppositecord teaming up with using-lord's-name-in-vaincord
Zaryan No.37784
>>14561
op is dead lol
Zaryan No.37785
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>>37784
>ack
Zaryan No.37797
I like the girls because they are always there for me, even in simple 2d form is way better that 3dcunts that are against me and only want see truecels suffer.
Zaryan No.37798
>>37797
They're minors
Zaryan No.37800
>>37798
this is a tumblrtroon type of argument
Zaryan No.37802
>>37800
Nigga they're 16 y.o.
Stop touching the little ones
Zaryan No.37803
>stop touching the little ones
Zaryan No.37853
>>37802 nigga acting like average zarty 'een is much older, I remember there was a poll here and most are between 16 and 19 geeeeg. This is the consequence with nowadays OBSESSION with 'edophilia in the west.
<reddit space
zemmy pasta OP, mods archive this
Zaryan No.37869
>>37802
Evropa and my aryan ancestors approve. Muttistanians seethe
Zaryan No.37870
>>37869
Americans are White and right
Europeans are also White but seduced by (((don't know who)))
Think about it
Zaryan No.37871
>>37853
Got done
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