Ongezellig

how'd you find "the love of your life" because of 'zellig?

>the love of my life
you don't know this yet

>>143688
it’s because he’s talking about one of the characters

>>143688
I happened to have found her because of a Mymy drawing of hers I really liked. I saw that her DMs were open, so I decided, "Why not? What do I lose from this?" not knowing I would gain everything.
>>143689
But I already know this. She loves me and I love her and I wouldn't want anything else. I yearned for her, Zaryans should yearn too. Maybe they'll get their own SISA one day.

>>143687
>>143692
You talk about a new "love of your life" every other month. Every time it's an ewhore that dumps you in a week.

>>143687
Found the last bastion of creativity and community online that mainstream social media could never provide.

>>143694
I don't know who you're mistaking me for but I'm not that guy.

Laughed once

>>143699
Laughed twice

>>143695
Well that's what I feel about Zellig too. It's one of the few fandoms left that genuinely feels like one (at least on this half of it) that isn't sycophant bullshit or endless shipping bullshit that isn't played for ironically. This end of the fandom is quite sincere and I like it for that.
>>143696
In about 5 years, she really, really, really loves the idea that we get married early.
>>143700
To?

>>143703
She's 18, I'm 22 (those who know). Also that won't be necessary... We aren't IRL but she jokes that we get married immediately so I can get a marriage Visa and enter the US seamlessly. I wanna get to the States using my own money though.
>>143705
She legit doesn't know the subculture exists and I'd rather it stay that way.
>>143706
Actually she already has planned a name for our first born agugu and it's Reilly.

>check post history
>every post is roleplaying a new made up story

>We aren't IRL

>>143708
boog boog go away
>>143707
must be nice

sorry but someone has to ruin the fantasy. this is a made up fabrication by a user who loves to make up a new love quest story every 1-5 business days

>>143712
I am not that person! I am that one namefag you guys call your pet nigger thougheybeitofzo

>>143713
you think you're the only person that runs their dick licker about nonsense stories they dreamt up in their mothers basement? there's 2, maybe 3 for arguments sake, posters that do this and I don't need to put a name to a post I can just smell it a mile away

>>143713
you can't be a pet nigger because a pet nigger is a zaryan and not an offsiter tourist; like all namefags you're just an attentionwhore sans the attention; you're gonna get dumped like every other time before;

>>143707
geg the “gf” this fucking seanigger has been going on and on about is a discord kitten

>>143718
lock in nigga

>>143721
gem did agugu say this

>>143722
im not autistic and im not an incel

>>143716
I've been in the Zarty since the posts had three numbers on this board. Calling me a tourist of all people while you yourself probably migrated from the 'gram is insulting.

>>143717
I've seen her cute face. I'm not gonna get catfished like Cocopedos o algo.
>>143720
She does want a lot of agugus, yes.

>>143727
nigga you post and repost porn on twitter you're a pedophile you're not welcome here

>>143715
I've known her for three months and we became chud and foid a month and a week ago. Ngl she tugged on my heartstrings like the sensitive young zaryan that I am... I still get butterflies in my stomach about it

>>143729
another journeyman jobber, no need to check his post history when he immedietly has a meltdown at the mention of him being a tourist

>>143732
Slander so innacurate xe's a tourist even on my xitter account. Just log off offsiter...

>>143737
Just a kid... also no lol

>>143732
tsmt, this fucking gook is sending these posts from his corrugated metal shack while gooning to the hag porn he drew. range ban the phillipines now, we won’t lose anything of value.

thread went from posting soap opera lovestories about internet dating to some discord tranny nobody knows and his ex boyfriend having a public lovers spat

>

>>143744
I'd post my xitter profile but that's way too much namefagging atp

>>143707
>so I can get a marriage Visa and enter the US seamlessly
so it's nothing serious ok understood

>>143746
Nothing serious? Dude she wants my babies, how is that not serious

>>143748
it's an online thing, just like reddit

>>143751
omg the entire zarty is dating vivian it seems

>>143750
I'm Goontaneous, happy?
>>143751
Holy fuck kill yourself

>>143750
it’s goontaneous, filipino goonbait peddler on xitter, who comes here primarily to post about his shitty self insert fanfic

>>143757
I've been here longer than you nigger

>>143756
This is also not me

>>143756
white american foid and a seamonkey, this will 100% end up with a marriage and kids when they meet irl, she won't suddenly become more busy and less engaged when messaging him i promise

>>143756
someone please dox him in the cardboard hut he lives in and get his visa denied i dont want this fucking yellow monkey in my country even for one minute

>taking discord trannies completely seriously and playing along with every word they say, making sure to give them constant dopamine everytime they post nonsense

>>143766
das aryan boogcaca

stop derailing the daily pph thread

>>143769
ask bob hes in the thread

>>143771
not a single soul from this thread is ever going to have a wife or children stop larping already

>>143762
heres a summary

bob I will play WW again in 8 hours because I need to sleep if you delete the thread and ban the original poster

>>143760
this is cool cope on your end but literally nobody on the zarty accepts you; you're unwanted no matter where you go; your twitter is brian griffin tier dogshit political observations that get zero likes; attention is the only thing in the entire world you give a fuck about and it's the one thing you don't get no matter where you go; you're a slimy sleazy tumor that drives everyone around you away from; last time you were coming here parading about some 40 year old trucker that wanted to fuck you you said the same exact story as this time, to a T; either it's fake or you purposefully attract the same misery on yourself and are too brown to ever consider fixing yourself;

>>143777
Yes

>>143779
>rule against banning
the zarty is going to be the first imageboard in the world where everything is banned by default except for a few kinds of posts that are explicitly allowed

>>143780
>this is cool cope on your end but literally nobody on the zarty accepts you; you're unwanted no matter where you go; your twitter is brian griffin tier dogshit political observations that get zero likes; attention is the only thing in the entire world you give a fuck about and it's the one thing you don't get no matter where you go; you're a slimy sleazy tumor that drives everyone around you away from; last time you were coming here parading about some 40 year old trucker that wanted to fuck you you said the same exact story as this time, to a T; either it's fake or you purposefully attract the same misery on yourself and are too brown to ever consider fixing yourself;
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I did none of these things, you're schizophrenic

>>143783
it gets confused when two posts are made on the exact same second, the pph is too high

>>143777
yes and i cosplay as rens so i can replay my fondest childhood memories with her irl

>>143789
meds and bw

>>143793
>>143794
none of those are me

i just can’t imagine what kind of white american girl would turn on the ‘cord video call, see picrel and then say she’ll help him come to america and marry him and have his babies. obviously she doesn’t really mean any of it but even thinking, let alone saying this must be evidence of terrible mental issues. hope she gets the help she needs.

>>143797
white in manila

>>143799
not that you would of course

>>143807
blood is a precious resource. it must be used only for drawing mayas

>>143811
soopwafel and binky

>>143817
this is high effort doe

stop using this image i dont give you permission im trying tosleep

ban everyone in this thread including me and then delete it

Ladies and gentlemen, the you, me, and maybe somebody else everyone.

so basically I was right yet again

She found this post and discovered I was a Zaryan and broke up with me... it's so fucking over nigga

>>143830
you will never be him

>>143831
Well I tried! My foid did greet me good morning though (it's midnight)

>>143687
Bro WHAT

i don't fucking know what's sadder. the story in this thread being made up, or the story in this thread being true.

>>143712
Nigger

Ok sk basically goontaneous is a nigger tranny gooner faggot from xitterhell

>>143841
>ok so basically water is blue except in the philippines where it is brown like the people

>>143839
o i shouldve read the whole thread nvm this is snca

What the hell is going on here, is 'taneous being baited again?

>>143822
I have a better idea, delete the zarty and memoryhole this website out of every zaryan's mind

>>143842
Sorry i didn't know who he was until now

>>143844
No, but at least four people were pretending to be me to bait one guy

Just shut this thread down 🥀

>>143845
the great jsid

>>143687
I got a million bajillion views of an animation I did about it

>>143854
ack yourself oniondweller

>>143692
Cheers, zaryan

>>143855
nope wrong guy

>>143858
Thanks Zaryan!

>>143695
Imagine that but it's also with 'jaks instead and the site is called basedjak.party