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>>113979
yay, I love hearing about your writing

>>113980
thanks saar

mayafail darkwolf writerfail please find a tank of helium and a hose and hook the tank up so you can start inhaling the helium and then start inhaling the helium until you expand and explode

>>113982
there he is

>>113982
(didnt know you have an inflation kink but okay)

shit i forgot to write anything today

>>114086
there's always tomorrow. keep with the updates

oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh i cant use the toilet because im so retarded and i need a diaper. oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh im going to explode now because i tied myself to a rocket and shot it to the moon

>>114090
didnt put an arrow therefore you are that

>>114091
I do look like a dog sipping beer and I do say poetry about mayafails. you are a freak larper brown child darkwolf and you will explode

>>114088
i hate to say this but im probably not going to release this on the 10th.
basically, im merging the 1st and 2nd chapters, as i ended up completely changing the ending of chapter one as like a "cut to black" kind of thing, but that'd be really unsatisfying to have to wait like 2 more weeks to see what happened, so im merging the two.
sorry that this happened like that, you've been waiting a while and you deserved it to be on the 10th, but i just want this to be the best it can be
>inb4 obsession bull comes in and yaps about how i should kill myself or whatever

>>114207
>2 more weeks
will it be cancelled out of spite though?

>>114210
it WILL NOT
though i am considering maybe just holding off on releasing chapter by chapter, and just finish the whole thing, as it'd make for a more coherent story

>>114211
but i VVILL release the first chapter, then ill see what to do from there (as I literally dont have the rest of the story outlined, i just knew this is how i wanted to start it)

>>114207
>>114211
>>114212
thanks for the new WriterGOD, I'm fine waiting for a few more weeks, I mean I do wait 6 years for an update to video game, so two weeks is good, and give you the time to clean up your writing, and I love the dedication, so keep me up with the development.
(forgot peeb, sorry)

>>114219
are you referencing gd or tf2 (for the update thing)
also thanks saar

>>114220
both and Nintendo's Pikmin Serie.

>>114223
oh ok saar

>>114224
yay

please kill yourself nigga please mayafail kill yourself please nigga darkwolf please explode nigga please kill yourself writerfail please eat a live hand grenade and explode lowqualityspoon please nigga

>>114236
write an absurdly graphic description of how you want to murder me

>>114240
why are you such a raped faggot i will not do a single thing you say. you are the most darkest ethopian nigger so genetically close to a monkey that you could produce offspring with an ape

>>114242
you should keep making these posts, theyre funny

>you should keep making these posts, theyre funny

>im a retarded faggot that was raped and i wear a diaper

Don't you have shame, writercaca?

>>114246
everyone except me looks like this on the zarty because I'm a gigachad and everyone else is a stupid niggertranny

>>114252
I think he’s baiting him or whatever

mayafails favorite nirvana song is that song where he keeps saying rape me because hes a sick and twisted antisocial raped individual

>mayafails favorite nirvana song is that song where he keeps saying rape me because hes a sick and twisted antisocial raped individual

oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh i cant use the toilet because im so retarded and i need a diaper. oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh im going to explode now because i tied myself to a rocket and shot it to the moon

>oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh i cant use the toilet because im so retarded and i need a diaper. oh im a peebcel oh im a writerfail oh im going to explode now because i tied myself to a rocket and shot it to the moon
<nu passphrase of zoiets

i have completed the first interation of dialogue (for real this time) after going through like 7 iterations of it
i feel like shit and am going to go to sleep so i dont burn out and cancel this out of spite

>i have completed the first interation of dialogue (for real this time) after going through like 7 iterations of it
>i feel like shit and am going to go to sleep so i dont burn out and cancel this out of spite

>>114356
Is there a bomb strapped to your chest that will explode in three seconds if you don’t take a bath?

>>114356
>HELP IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE

>>114356
also edit the other two while your at it

>>114364
>>114365
IM NOT DOING SHIT SUCK MY COCK NIGGERFAIL

>>114358
how BLACK does an individual have to be where they would rather EXPLODE instead of having a bath

>>114369
>niggerfail
>>114356
but this is white
fucking retard

>>114369
how about you make it black?
oh wait, you're not going to because i told you to do it, like a fucking child

>>114371
YOU ARE THE DARKEST BLACKEST MOST RAPED NIGGERFAIL FROM THE DIRTY NUBIAN DESERT

>>>114369
>how about you make it black?
>oh wait, you're not going to because i told you to do it, like a fucking child

>>>114371 (You)
>YOU ARE THE DARKEST BLACKEST MOST RAPED NIGGERFAIL FROM THE DIRTY NUBIAN DESERT

>>114374

mayagod dont get wrapped up in the derailment shitflinging thats literally what they want. just keep updating and writing, and itll prove that their hating was retarded. given its not total brimstone, that is.

>>114381
your right saar, ill do better next time

>>114381
its far better tham 10 dutch days albeit, so its not brimstone

>>114383
yeah i believe itll be much better than the usual reddit crap fics but if hypothetically the whole thing was a bait and switch to post some yuricoal o algo i would also call you an unwashed darfurian nigger. but that seems really unlikely.

>>114381
you are talking to a gender dyshoric 14 year old that tried to hang themselves because his parents make him do boyscounts nigga im sure hes going to write a masterpiece (lie)

>>114385
what has he done that denies him all benefit of the doubt? namefagging? lie about self harm/be honest about self harm? sing an ik ben het maar cover? even if darkwolf was his larpsona i dont think that automatically means everything he ever makes is brimstone. it kinda seems like he likes attention but if he just channels that into wanting to be known for writing that could be a good thing.

Writer God how is the story coming along? I hope it going go.

>>114394
its going good

>>114419
yay, please keep giving me the news, I love hearing about it.

>>114385
>boy scouts is le bad because… BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY?!

>>114389
Wait a moment, does that mean that zarty jannies are technicallt allowing obsessed 14 year old tranny to post here? Isnt that breaking multiple rules

>>114429
>obsessed 14 year old tranny
umm, proof?

>>114431
Some zaryan above said that he tried to join 41% because his parents wanted him to join boyscouts. Nobody over 18 years old would ever do this

>>114432
>Some zaryan above said
that's not what I asked for

>>114434
I have no proof then, but he seemed to know something about it, why else would he say it. If he is here he should explain himself

>>114385
so you’re harassing someone who you know has tried to hang themselves in the past?
what a gigachad you are…

>>114435
>writerGOD mentions he’s in scouts
>mentions he doesn’t like scouts
>has said they’ve harmed themselves in the past
>therefore writerGOD is a tranny who tried to kill themselves because they didn’t like scouts
Rock solid logic

>>114436
mayafail was also raped in the past dont forger that point

>>114438
>they’ve
>>114468
he also shat himself multiple times, his mother has really hard time with him

>>114469
I can somewhat of understand pooping yourself but how does he get that poop all over himself? I guess he puts his hand down there to check in a panic and then gets a pile of poop in his hand and then it spirals from there? It must be really difficult raising an autistic son

>>114468
>>114469
>>114470
>source: I made it the fuck up

>>114472
why would someone joke about that, writerGOD spoke about it himself in his previous thread

>>114473
Thank you for your service obsessedGOD, please keep harassing darkmayawriterfail

>>114474
gem

>>114389
>>114436
>>114472
though im glad you guys are defending me, like what >>114381 said, its just further derailing the thread, which is what he wants
leave the delusionist to his delusions and move on

>>114477
this thread is about writing, or media of that sort. so please keep the thread focused.
Like me wanting to hear more about writerGOD's project of literarly work(s)

>>114478
*literarly is literary. sorry ESL

>>114479
geg

>minor typo is esl now
Get this man to see an average thread from 2024, I swear

>>114481
I know, I have seen them.

>>114482
i remember on the soybooru (under my shitty ik ben het maar cover) someone called me an "EFL" (which I think meant english fifth language) and it honestly felt more like a compliment than anything

>>>114482
>i remember on the soybooru (under my shitty ik ben het maar cover) someone called me an "EFL" (which I think meant english fifth language) and it honestly felt more like a compliment than anything

Today I finally used the toilet! There was a little problem though.. I got a phone call from Daequan and I rushed to pick it up and I fucking dropped my phone in the toilet.. Leave it to silly fucking autistic me to drop my PHONE in the toilet before computer camp.. Needless to say I quickly tried to reach in but I fucking slipped because the floor was wet and my whole forearm was deep into the feces filled toilet! I couldn't even SEE my phone anymore through all the poop and all I can hear is the sound of Daequan underwater..

At this point I was having to sift through all my shit and I was praying my phone would be okay. There were times I think I found it but I was just grabbing a turd! I am a fucking disgusting loser.. But after all that work FINALLY I got my phone! As I pull it out I wiped the sweat off my forehead without realizing that my arm was covered in SHIT. I fucking did it again I couldn't believe it I'm covered in my own shit... AGAIN. Daequan was yelling but I couldn't understand him due water being in my phone speakers. I was just shaking my hands panicking (which just made shit fly all over the bathroom!) Oh what was I to do?

The rest of this story is far too embarassing but needless to say I won't be going to computer camp this year. Mom took away everything but my laptop because I said I need it for school. I can't post for awhile I need to finish cleaning the bathroom. Just fucking KILL ME ALREADY.

>>114514
ewwwww stop shitting yourself m*yafail

>>114514
its okay MayaGOD we love you and you will make it through this. just remember you are important and you are just going through something that is temporary. stay strong and keep writing

>>114514

>>113979
WriterGOD, how would you feel if mymy, maya, and coco were male

>>114519
idk

>>114519
i dont really know if the show would hit the same if it were boys instead of girls. i personally feel it would be a very different show if it weren't the sisters
then again, i cant say how anything would've been if it never was, so i don't know

I thought jenkem was real so I put my poop in a balloon and let it ferment. A day later I tried huffing it but the balloon popped and it went all over my face because I'm a stupid little faggot tranny poop huffer

>>114530
Oh HELL NO writerGOD ur weird for that one 😂

Kill namefags behead namefags sage namefag threads

>>114568
ok

MFW i find out what school the tranny mayafail goes to and i fucking kill him

I was molested as a baby boy and it messed up the way that I play with toys

I've been seeing this thread for days but I don't understand what the op idiot is doing...

>>114669
>not banned
making jokes about cacas being molested = a-ok according to zarty mods

>>114674
its lyrics from a rap video with 100 million views retard

>>114675
listening to nigger rape = a-ok according to zarty mods

>>114676

let's be honest doe the real reason you didn't get banned was because you're a mod ain't nobody posting on this splinter of a splinter of a splinter run by a secret pedo cabal bru 💔😭🙏🥀

>>114679
meds and bbc

>let's be honest doe the real reason you didn't get banned was because you're a mod ain't nobody posting on this splinter of a splinter of a splinter run by a secret pedo cabal bru 💔😭🙏🥀

>>114681
thepsychologyoftrollingquoting will never catch on

>>114666
ok but why do you hate them so much

has he finished any literary projects or are we waiting on a nothingburger

>>114777
we’re waiting of zoiets

Sorry for the lack of updates, special needs class can be surprisingly difficult contrary to popular belief. I also have been put on a strict diet to try and help me to stop shitting myself and it has killed my energy levels. I will admit that I miss the days where I got to eat fried chicken with Daequan.

A boy in class today actually spoke to me though! Me thinks the HRT is finally starting to pay off... My writing project may have to go on pause soon... Imagine a world where I finally have a boyfriend who accepts me for me.. We only really spoke about Roblox but I have a good feeling about him! Guys at school used to only talk to me as a dare they call me poo boy pimple princess from pony town..

>>114795
thats awesome news mayaGOD just make sure you dont smell of anything peculiar and you might have a shot with this guy! its okay if your writings take a backseat to your personal life we love and respect you and you are valid

>>114529
how is the Real Writer God on his project? I would love to see a small screenshot of his work.

>>114795
I think if you're shiting that much waste you should see a doctor.

>>114803
its been okay i guess
i wont be doing anymore updates as with how much changes throughout the process, it doesn't really make that much sense.
i will return here when ive got the first chapter. itll probably be a while until i post anything after that

>>115035
I'll be waiting right here, ready to read it. just make sure to link it here.

>>115035
IM NOT CANCELING IT! I JUST WON'T BE SAYING MY PROGRESS! I WILL SAY IF IT'S CANCELLED
make sure they have !!g62h8rVXQk as the tripcode. any other trip code is not me

>>115039
I'll be waiting right here, until it's released, and please don't cancel it, but just link it here.
but yay! it's still in development! I can't wait to see it!

>>115039
Cancelled in spirit.
You have completed the trial of burnout, farewell young Massad acolyte

>>115041
itll just be a while until i post about it again as i don't think writing chapter by chapter is a good idea (ill probably write it up to a certain point instead of finishing the whole thing, as that'd take a year, probably more)
i will say IF it gets cancelled
ill probably return every month or so to say how its been going just so i can prove i didn't massa and cancel out of spite doe

>>115042
do you have the release date of chapter 1? or the full thing?

>>115043
around the 28th i guess

i actually havent written anything i just play around with my caca until mom comes home and beats me with a stick. im just a lazy dirty faggot tranny that is obsessed with poop. i can say this in the open and everybody thinks its a falseflag joke but its actually true and it kinda turns me on. call me a writerfail im sick im the head i need help. oh to be a freak!

>>115060
mayafail yall a nasty ass hoe

>>115060
xhe says that and looks like that

>>115060
this guy is getting lazy
make better bait

Could the problems of sisterwars be solved by merging them into one?

>>115104
just shut it down

>>115104
>literally nothing to do with the thread award

>>115104
literally everything to do with the thread award

im forcing myself to finish the draft tonight because im tired of me not finishing the draft
itll be out within
<this
time period

>>115674
yasss sweetie, finish the mats x maya erotica for all mi cord xister n me to xoon to, we're making the illustrations for you don't worry about that

>>115674
thank you, WriterGOD, I love hearing, the news of your project, Remember to have fun, I can't wait to read it

>yasss sweetie, finish the mats x maya erotica for all mi cord xister n me to xoon to, we're making the illustrations for you don't worry about that

>>115674
Writergod are you a niggerpedo?

>>115684
You're right I am a trans mexicsn negro because my 80 iq made me misremember, sooooo when's the epke x maya erotica being released?

writerfail just pack it up. its over.

mayagod keep it up. it’s just getting started.

>writerfail

writerGOD is back! oh how much he loves to write maya x mats smut 'p!

>cancelled award

>>116141
refer to these posts or whatever
>>115035
>>115039

>>113979

>>115697
The only reason I like Maya x Mats is because it's not a yuricoal ship or anything like that

>>116757
nigga...

>>116757
where did writerGod go?

>>116780
brapped too much and drowned in xer own shit cause his mom and tyrone were, ahem, to busy to check on him.

>>116780
im still writing
ive just been avoiding this website because if im going to be honest, its 1. not great for me mentally, and is 2. a massive distraction from my writing
i'm gonna leave the site for good when this first chapter is out, because im also not very proud of the stuff ive said here and mostly said it because i was being impulsive and thought it'd be funny. though now since im actually considering a career in writing, being on this website would likely hinder the ability for that to be possible, and considering i dont believe ant of the shit ive said (again, did it out of impulse to either fit in or be funny), it'd really fucking suck for that to be the reason why i cant do what i love
its better to admit i went down the wrong path and said the wrong shit because i was impulsive, than to deny it and stay on the path
>tl;dr wordswordswords im still writing but im leaving or whatever

>>116786
yay it's wonderful hearing your progress WriterGod and I hope the best for you.

>>115674
it’s gonna be the 20th or later geg

>>117425
yay, that's wonderful, hearing new progress about your project, I can't wait to read it, thank you for giving me the date when it will be released, I'm so happy!

>>117427
also don’t go off any posts that hint at the plot, it’s completely changed to the point where it’s basically a different story (which is probably why it’s taken so long) though I am sticking to this plot so it won’t take like 3 thrembillion years to write 2 chapters

>>117485
thanks. i love you too, little buddy

release date is december 30th, ive just decided that to be like that cuz idk im a stupid adhdfag who cant focus after 3pm and plays geometry dash instead of writing a couple paragraphs and gets waaaay to concerned about the wording of a first draft evendoe xhe can just fix it later

>>117570

>>117570
more red circles and arrows needed for clarity

>>118007

>>118023
I wonder which day and mouth it comes out?

darkwolf you will bleed

2nd draft done…
could be out by christmas if i stop being a retard, though i wouldnt be too hopeful
<reddit space
this really only should've only taken me a week jesus fucking christ

>>118425
awesome

>>118427
i literally cut the 2nd half of the chapter id been tearing my hair out over because i realized today that it added nothing (i actually realized it a few days ago, but i succumbed to the sunk cost fallacy and continued on anyway, wasting more of my time)
if you ever write, please dont tear your hair out over the first few drafts, you're likely going to delete it anyway

>>118429
the 1st draft was ~2k words
then i was planning to have it around 1k-1.5k words
now its at 690, and will probably be only around 750 when it releases
fuck my life
ill have a better explanation when its actually out, because it will not look like i worked on it for 3 months
i fucking hate my life

>>118430
what are you writing am new to the thread

>>118431
ill say when it releases
dont go off previous posts they represent nothing of what the plot is right now
though i will say its not a very original concept, its been done before

>>118432
actually gatekeeping the plot is really fucking retarded so heres the description thats gonna be with it:
<plebbit space >After a failed suicide attempt, Maya is sent to a Psychiatric Facility to treat her mental problems. But with her resistance to opening up, only her symptoms being treated, her mental health doesn’t improve whatsoever, and with the new pressure of having to look happy after being discharged, Maya is only one bad day away from mentally imploding

>Again…
<plebbit space
oh my soy, maya trying to ACK herself, so heckin original
I KNOW ITS NOT ORIGINAL
at least maya trying to ACK herself isnt, but i think the rest of the plot of maya getting worse would be enticing enough to make it stand out or something like that

>>118433
spelling and grammatical errors in said description will be fixed when it does come out or whatever

>>118433
gatekeeping an unfinished project's plot is not retarded at all wtf

>>118435
oh well now you know geg

>>118433
>I KNOW ITS NOT ORIGINAL
You say you've worked on it for 3 months, i'd say that's pretty original
<
Just prioritize quality over quantitty i guess. There's always many branches of an idea and finding the most beautiful isn't always boring

>>118438
i guess thats true, but considering how much the plot has evolved from where it started, i basically wrote 3 different stories over the course of those 3 months.
ive just settled on this one because it made sense, and i actually knew where i wanted to take the plot

>>118437
you dumb nigger you stupid fucking nigger

>>118438
though sometimes "quality" really gets to my head, as i obsess over stupid words, thus wasting time, but im confident in saying that its a lot better than some other fanfictions (though that bar is insanely low, meaning that this probably isnt that great either)

general announcement or something because i need an excuse to use this gif
THERE WILL BE NO YURI WHATSOEVER IN THIS STORY! THERE MAY BE THE OCASIONAL SUGGESTIVE COMMENT BECAUSE THEY'RE TEENAGERS, BUT THERE WILL BE NO YURI!

>>118441
>meaning that this probably
could've worded it better but yeah, don't waste time over unimportant bs, don't get sidetracked...
>>118442
big luv

>>118425
im releasing my coal on the 30th

After 3 months of nothing, i finally released my nothingburger
https://archiveofourown.org/works/76552636/chapters/200346226
If you wanna know why it took so long, i stated why in previous posts

>>116786
Read this if you wish to know why i am leaving, but i do wish to add to it a bit
Im leaving because this site does not represent who i am.
I dont believe that races are superior or inferior to one another, i dont believe in any nazi ideology, and i honestly couldnt give a shit about trans people.
ive said horrible shit that i do not believe, because i wanted to fit in. i wanted to break who i was and shove myself into a place where i didnt belong, and yet EVEN AFTER THAT POST, i still kept saying shit. Not under this username, no, but i still said shit, because my ego wasnt letting me give up. but now that i TRULY have taken my head out of my ass and finally just fucking admit that i went down the wrong path and should just leave.
I know that was really incoherent, and i know i was still saying shit in that weird chatroom last night, i know all of that, but i just woke up this morning, and finally remembered that this place is not for me, never was for me, and never will be for me. im lucky i realized it now, and not when it already jeapordized my career

I know that was really incoherent, but its the best i can come up with right now, and i will not be returning to this site ever again.

goodbye

>>118994
so zemmy

>>118994
see you next week

>>118994
Coal, jsid

>>118994
goodbye writerkek good luck on your transition or something idk i didnt read all of that

>>118998
tsmt

The people on this website love to cannibalize each other at every opportunity.

>>119000
This is the nature of soycacas, to live by drama and die by drama.
We can't have nice things

>>119000
No one has asked him to do any of those things to be fair, it was completely 100% his decision. There's also no rules about acting like that, people forget that the culture isn't enforced and is largely a tradition to be tended to

>>119001
What else is there to seek? You're all lazy, unproductive, cunts - who refuse to be hospitable at every opportunity.
Surprisingly enough, despite all your performative racism, you're the niggers of le Ongezellig fagdom.
I suppose it's just a coincidence that, magically - everybody who disagrees with you or happens to be different from you in some way, is ascertained to be a deviant or a pedophile, with little to no evidence.
It's too often that you people act like a delusional hivemind. "Everybody who disagrees with me is a pedophile." In what way is this any different from: "Everybody who disagrees with me is a Nazi."?
>>119013
Yeah, you need rules to not be niggers, because god knows you can't be trusted with your freedom.

>>119042
>Everybody who disagrees with me is a pedophile

>>119042
>Everybody who disagrees with me is a Nazi

>>119042
calm down writerfail we're your friends

>>119042
Hopefully you die raped by Jews soon
Nigger

im smoking that good kush

>What else is there to seek? You're all lazy, unproductive, cunts - who refuse to be hospitable at every opportunity.
>Surprisingly enough, despite all your performative racism, you're the niggers of le Ongezellig fagdom.
>I suppose it's just a coincidence that, magically - everybody who disagrees with you or happens to be different from you in some way, is ascertained to be a deviant or a pedophile, with little to no evidence.
>It's too often that you people act like a delusional hivemind. "Everybody who disagrees with me is a pedophile." In what way is this any different from: "Everybody who disagrees with me is a Nazi."?
>Yeah, you need rules to not be niggers, because god knows you can't be trusted with your freedom

What else is there to seek? You're all lazy, unproductive, cunts - who refuse to be hospitable at every opportunity.
Surprisingly enough, despite all your performative oldfaggotry, you're the newfags of le 4channel.
I suppose it's just a coincidence that, magically - everybody who disagrees with you or happens to be different from you in some way, is ascertained to be a moralfag or a pedophile, with little to no evidence.
It's too often that you people act like a delusional hivemind. "Everybody who disagrees with me is a moralfag." In what way is this any different from: "Everybody who disagrees with me is a Nazi."?
Yeah, you need rules to not be pedophiles, because god knows you can't be trusted with your freedom.

>>119057
It's like a constant, and we don't even have to prove ourselves to anyone, we created pretty much everything of importance and completed our goals, that is making Ongezellig popular with a substantial chud audience and integrated into the broader RW, to not count the booru (the biggest standing btw), other things we specifically created and the influence we've had downstream. Now we can simply relax and do things when we want them and if we want them, we don't have to appease anyone but ourselves

>>119042
possible falseflag

>>119060
More like possible seethe, either way it's funny