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Zaryan No.2771 Last Page
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Why can't we upload .jpg files anymore? The site says "Could not strip EXIF metadata!" when I try to attach .jpg to my reply. 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan ## Mod No.2773
Will be fixed soon
Zaryan ## Mod No.2774
Should be working now
Zaryan No.2776
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>zoot
Zaryan No.2783
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Mod unironically did it for her

Zaryan No.2764
QUICKLY TAKE THAT FUCKING SQUIRREL I'M GOING TO EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zaryan No.2765
gem
Zaryan No.2782
>>2764
thats nuts nigga

Zaryan No.2608 Last Page
does anyone still post on this 66 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.2758
>>2757
>2ch
Are you russian?
Zaryan No.2759
>>2756
I wasn't here to reply to the previous replies, but it does make sense because if there's a set amount of people and the IPs accumulate, you could justify the quadratic exponentiality by assuming this:
>Imagine there's one person who uses the zarty, he uses different proxies and generates unique IPs every time. Now add a second user and the IPs double, and so on and on.
The counter just 2 hours ago was at 5800ish, we could take samples every day at a certain hour and plot it.
Zaryan No.2760
>>2759
I will start a cron job
Zaryan No.2761
>>2608
>does anyone still post on this
Now that 4chan troonjannies once again add another distopian feature of filtering saying nigger, tranny, kike more that 3 times altchans will only grow.

Zaryan No.2618 Last Page
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Assuming there would be a rangeban on shitskin countries, which countries should be banned and which not? 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.2627
>>2626
Greeks live in western Anatolia, they can be dehumanized by just being converted to Christianity
Zaryan No.2628
>>2627
Wrong opinion. They aren't Greeks now. All White Greeks immigrated to Greece, albeit there remains a bunch of mongrels with some Greek ancestry, but not moreover.
Zaryan No.2687
>>2623
true zaryans will ban belgium and keep south africa
Zaryan No.2688
>>2687
But SA is occupied by negers since 1994 so it doesn't count

The Final Solution Zaryan No.2673 Last Page
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>>>/zate/351
Mods? Your thoughts? 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.2680
>>2678
He wasn't banned, he leaved himself after the thread was 'chuved
Zaryan No.2682
>>2676
>Kate was a ruse to get Zoot to ban underaged users
it all makes sense now
Zaryan No.2683
>>2680
>leaved
ESLARYANS.....
Zaryan No.2684
>>2682
Zoot was two steps ahead this whole time.

terra Zaryan No.1781 Last Page
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zoot just IP ban him already, he's far too young (and retarded) to be a notable member of the community.
For the sake of terras mental health just ban him so he stays away from zellig. It's a hard trvth but it's still a nvke 26 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.2247
>>2246
I'll give Terra the pardon, he is just a kid who got caught in the crossfire.
Zaryan No.2248
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>>2246
>"Anatomy of [name] fan" drama
>acting like anybody cares about that

>Then the chuds saw the drawing. The next day, I saw a post on soyzellig to kill me.
Mymyrge, I don't remember something like this. It's important to understand as I'm eternally online retard, so it just couldn't be.

Zaryan No.2250
>>2246
Can we kill this guy?
Zaryan No.2681
>>1781
>he's far too young (and retarded) to be a notable member of the community.
if only you knew what was to come

Anonymous No.32
WHAT IS UP ZELLIGODS
Anonymous No.33
Welcome to the zarty, zaryanCHAD! We are growing in numbers!
Anonymous No.56
Sneed
Zaryan No.2644
time to necrobvmp
this carbon thread vvil save the sharty...
Zaryan No.2648
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>time to necrobvmp
>this carbon thread vvil save the sharty…

look at my new video Zaryan No.1664
for all my spanish sister out here https://youtu.be/G3xlVgk7iYI?si=WmlEDrFsEQ8zs2rJ
Zaryan No.1670
Im still waiting for ze czech dub
Zaryan No.2646
>ayyy arriba mis hermanxs latinxs eat at pizzariba mis panas mejicxs o algo

Artisan role is up and <orange is fixed Zoot ## Admin No.2631
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Artisan role has been created (for those who did not know). More info on /oc/ on how to gain artisan.
[log in] has been added for artisan users to be able to log in.
<orange has been fixed at last

Zaryan No.2615
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can we get some actual 404 pages on this site
Zaryan No.2616
>tama
to /zate/ it goes
Zaryan No.2617
and to answer you question: we can't even get the orange text
Zaryan No.2622
ZOOOOOOOOT FIX THE ORANGE TEXT

Declaration of a New Order Zoot ## Admin No.2541 Last Page
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Citizens of the civilized soysphere, on this day we mark a transition. For a year, the Zarty stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the Frootists, frogs, pedos and many others. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

The Wifufags, and some within our own Jannyteam, had conspired to create the shadow of Coomerism using one of their own as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind the Zarty into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. At last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.

The Wifufags hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Zarty by doxing the head of government and usurping control of the 'lig army. But the aims of would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal Nordig SS gigachad 'lig troopers contained the insurrection within the Schöppenboer Sister Temple and quelled uprisings on a thousand worlds.

The remaining Wifufags will be hunted down and defeated!
The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed... but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger! And the Wifu rebellion has been foiled.

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Zarty will be reorganized into the FIRST EFFORT POSTING EMPIRE, for a safe and secure society!

TL;DR I have rebought the rights to the domain and have upgraded the servers a bit. The changes mentioned in >>2447 will be implemented steadily.

Trust the plan, patriQtZ

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Zaryan ## Mod No.2553
>>2552
it's unlocked now
Zaryan No.2554
>>2553
Thanks
Zaryan No.2566
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the website feels really fast now, thank you zooty zoot
Zaryan No.2599
i use to be neutral about Mymy abuse, but now i support it simply because it gets under the skin of wifufags

Zaryan No.2583 Last Page
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Delete the original thread when you move threads. The site isn't fast enough to slide the moved threads so what happens instead is me having to see 2 of the same garbage threads.
>but the move needs to be visible like the farty
Kill yourself. Incompetent to a degree that shouldn't be reachable. Fucking morons. 2 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.2588
My bait thread deserves to be duplicated because it's more important than your midwit opinion
Zaryan No.2589
>>2588
The bait was mid albeit
Zaryan No.2590
>The site isn't fast enough to slide the moved threads
newGOD...
Zaryan No.2591
>>2590
It's not fast enough to slide them outta my fucking face, I know the pages are infinite

new rules Zuz ## Admin No.2445
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Hello my zartygennosen.
I have updated the rules a bit since they're kind of outdated, please take your time to read them.
Also use this thread to suggest new rules (and other things like boards and banners).
God bless!
Zaryan No.2446
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Literally 1984
Zaryan No.2536
frogs are still banned doe
Zaryan No.2584
Admins can truly NEVER be funny

Zaryan No.2578
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Zoot add /mlem/ please and thank you
Zaryan No.2582
Kys xitter pedo

Zaryan No.2569
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Hello, my mother is White and my Dad is Indonesian.
Zaryan No.2570
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>Hello, my mother is White and my Dad is Indonesian.
Zaryan No.2571
>>2570
thanks
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