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Have a Happy Holidays and a great New Years everyone! 35 replies omitted.
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That's the minimum period of time needed to fully become a Zaryan. When you develop arthritis you know the process is complete
Idk but I had seen the op picrel during summer so I guessed you were a new here
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this is true, however play em like atari by ecco2k is really good even if hes a faggot
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<Surely it's better not to interact with friends than with pare-
>...
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RAID RAID RAID RAID LETS TEACH PREDDIT AND PREDDITORS A LESSON. RAPE, MASSACRE AND SLAUGHTER THEM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/
r/ongezellig has turned into a cesspool who hates us, the Zaryans. They cannot even fathom the fact that we made the community what it is. They slander us, spread fake shit about us. They blame us from doxxing and harrazing them evendoe they create degenerate yuri,porn,tranny content which warrants a dox(kane im looking at you)
Gem up the preddit with all your might. Let the opposers seethe. Give them hell. ZWABAG
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Anyways, what have (You) gotten this Christmas? Still no indonesian autistic gooner failure wife to be found beneath the tree? 47 replies omitted.
>A russian
>Faps to geography instead of race
I'm already tired if saying "many such cases" again and again every time I browse the board bruh.
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why do Indians come to your country 13 replies omitted.
No, it's Indians that need to pray the "refugees welcome" mentality stays with us forever.
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>she's masking her trauma but knows how Maya feels, as she doesn't want her to be left out because she knows how that feels
>Is saving up to move to South Africa to try to nurse her traumas.
>she's actually acting stupid and innocent to feel okay.
wow guys I didn't even imagine that 'liggers could be that much smarter than /r9k/niggers 24 replies omitted.
>Becomes permavirgin NEET
>Becomes Chud's wife
>Becomes Chad's wife
Fixed these walls of text
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>am I right fellow Zaryans?
Even if Massa is a retard I'll forever kneel to him for being able to create the most sovlfvl and kino animation I have ever seen in my life
A clear case of a sarcastic joke going over people's heads... I thank Massa for his work for Zellig, but hate him for getting his panties in a wad when Internationals like his show.
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>its ober
>>>6576
>meh, there is still of a debate since we dont really know much about the old bulgarians iirc. I do agree that the whole argument of "they speak some türkic language => they are türkic" is not good, since modern "türkic ethnic groups" have a lot of differences between themselves when it comes to genetics.
>>its ober
>>>>6576
>>meh, there is still of a debate since we dont really know much about the old bulgarians iirc. I do agree that the whole argument of "they speak some türkic language => they are türkic" is not good, since modern "türkic ethnic groups" have a lot of differences between themselves when it comes to genetics.
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Statistics say 102, I guess it's a template problem
https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php/Special:Statistics
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>Niggers sang this while making coco an orphan
>Zaryan 8 hours ago No.7659
>They died in a car accident, not through being blacked
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>Mymy pfp
>24k likes
Well, this is so fucked up. Any thoughts?
https://x.com/wariocolosseum/status/1873053860035739806?t=i1MCJVsblGp9e7l3I-kPqw&s=19 7 replies omitted.
We can't. It's just over, we are shutting down the website
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Export whole server history using extension first though, or at least create list of every user specifing more problematic ones
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Sure, let me start with this one xista! i am sure you'll like it very much!
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Chudsissy can't even write in Latinx right... Puerto Ricans...
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>Remember that the Zartie, was literally built by immigrants, we need to redeem as many indians as possible, veri cheap on servers and defenders of Onjezellig
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Eh its good enough for me as a native speaker. Reads a tag bit sluggish but gotta appreciate the effort
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>Why did jannies ban me
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>for posting truth
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I think he did, but as he stated he's depressed so every initiative that he has taken will just result in him self sabotaging (which is really just Massa's own fault and caused by the way he acts)
And if he really didn't care he wouldn't have released the (((google doc))) or replied to the latest emails. The guy does care but he can't think of himself as nothing but a failure
Massa is a chauvinist and does not give a shit about his fans because they're not Dutch
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No, she just put it in a crack pipe and smoked me (MY crack pipe btw. Thanks for contaminating it)
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Islamization of the Netherlands is God's punishment onto the Dutch for their Anti-Polish sentiment
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>1. My Name Is Zooty
>My name is Zooty, Admin of the Zarty
>Thanks for all your IAZ, but this is how I feel
>Come to the Zarty, make some NAZ OC
>Make sure it's brimmy and it’s not too Chuddy
>Then I browsed the site, now I’ve lost all interest
>I’m demoralized, let me tell you about it
[Chorus]
>I left the Zarty right on time
>Zellig’s now not on my mind
>Then Zoll said, "Hey man, we go all the way"
>But my will was lost like the kway
[Verse 2]
>My name is Zooty, made a Zellig site for (You)
>It’s new and it is gemmy, but I will soon lose all hope, lose all hope
>No work I will do, but it’s still alive
>Now it’s spammed by ‘p, jannies clean it up
>Guess what I will do with all my projects
>Delay them even more as Zelligers do
[Chorus]
>NZO’s not goin' as I planned
>Pushing NAZ was not a great plan
>But I learned nothing from that
>And I will continue my path
[Bridge]
>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone
>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone, coal
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
>Every OC is brimstone, Every OC is brimstone
>Every OC is brimstone, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
>My name is Zooty
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"Welcome back to Impractical Jokers, it seems Coco is tonight's big loser, so for her punishment we've granted her immortality by using an ancient Egyptian manuscript of prayers that was last read aloud during the Bronze Age; let's see how Coco fares out!"
At first everything seemed normal, Coco was only around 16 at the time and had anticipated living a long and healthy life anyway. She failed to see how being made immortal was a punishment at all, to cheat death seemed an incredible gift in her eyes.
The whole day went by with barely anyone involved giving any second thought to Coco's new eternal condition, then tomorrow passed, then a week. By now the jokers had returned to their usual antics on the show. Coco figured maybe what they told her was a joke, it seemed like one atleast, to tell a gullible person a lie that would make them wait around fruitlessly while also very on-edge, to Coco it had to have been some sort of classic prank that she never knew about.
A year had passed, Coco's birthday had passed also and she was 17 now, a lot of things had changed since; she moved up to 11th grade, her relationships were developing and so were her hobbies and interests, most of all she had completely forgotten about the ordeal with the Impractical Jokers. Another year went by, and another, by this point Coco had graduated school, and not long after that her friends and family went their own ways in life. Now Coco was 22 and searching for a job, eventually she'd find one that would stick with her for the next decade, it slowly became more tedious and boring for her, deeply exacerbating the discontent she already had with her life.
More and more of life's color and nuances seemed to slip right through her fingers as she matured, she was in her 30s now and all this time had never found anyone to fall in love with, the loneliness made her situation twice as bad. She began regularly attending therapy to cope with the lingering depression that constantly nagged her, some things helped, others less so, but it was a feeling she could never truly get rid of, and it only got worse as it persisted through her becoming older. By age 50 she had accepted the fact that she would never have a soulmate, there would never be anyone there to comfort Coco, no one to make her laugh, no one to love deeply, no one to spend eternity with and no tender children of her own to cherish with sincere and true love. The loneliness in her old age was agonizing, it bit at her constantly with a scalding venom, thinking of past brought nothing but sorrow, and as for the future nothing but dread.
Coco was approaching 80 now and tirelessly and bitterly waiting for the release of death to take her, she was preoccupied with thoughts of paradise in Heaven, and the crippling anxiety of either oblivion or damnation also being possibilities. She waited patiently and impatiently, but the advent of death never came, decades passed Coco by like seconds, before she knew it she was already beyond 100 years old, this is where things became unfathomably worse for her; by now she had already accepted that fact that everyone she knew and cared about had died long ago, her health was waning and insufferable migraines and panic attacks set in regularly, as did back pain and other plights. Her youth and vigor that she was known for by her dead peers had run completely dry, she was as frail as an old woman could be now, barely alive, soon barely even conscious.
The next century passed and Coco was still alive, she faced her fears and attempted suicide, but that's when the cruelest realization she ever had hit her, that that one-off 'joke' from a show she guest-starred on once nearly 2 centuries ago wasn't a lie, she had truly and verifiably gained immortality. She crushed her windpipe in an attempt to hang herself but carried on living of course, this added to the already excruciating plight of her old age-related health problems, like the worse sore throat possible, breathing of all things made sharp pains shoot all around her neck and down her back. Eventually it would heal, albeit very slowly and with insignificant effect.
Another 3 centuries passed, Coco loathed her continued existence even more now. She became a micro-celebrity for breaking the world record of 'World's longest living person', she hated the fame and everything about, but her mouth and her voicebox didn't work to tell anyone how she felt, she couldn't get violent either as she was too weak and fragile at this point. At 500 years of age Coco had basically turned into a living mummy, nature ran it's course and her body was shutting down, but no matter how much was lost she would still impossibly endure against all the odds and survive. Coco was basically a skeleton wrapped in cold, pale, brittle skin akin to a roast pig. She had already gone completely blind and her hearing seemed to be waning aswell, but nonetheless she absolutely hated everyone and everything. From what little she could make out of her surroundings it seemed like everyone was laughing at her while they carried on with their pompous lives.
The future of the world unraveled in the background of Coco's life, war and famine and disease swept the Earth while practically everything Coco ever knew and cared about crumbled to dust before her. The monotony of waiting centuries with barely anything happening (none of which being good,) was excruciating. Life seemed so pure once to her, it seemed to good, so rewarding, interesting, satisfying, joyous, all of that was gone in the blink of an eye, Coco had nothing worth being thankful for anymore, her life deteriorated into the worst living nightmare imaginable, her existence had become a cruel and bitter joke, everything she once cherished had disappeared. All she could do was wallow and drown in deep pit of sorrow and agony that perpetually dug itself deeper regardless of her efforts.
Eventually the Sun became a red giant and collided with the Earth, indifferently atomizing all of humanity with a searing blast of heat that devoured the entire earth. This killed everyone except Coco of course, who's immortal body remained unscathed. She floated around in the vacuum of space, watching all the stars disappear as the universe faded back into nothingness, perpetually dying as she suffocated from the pressure as her blood boiled and evaporated. She remained the last vestigial remnant of all creation, relegated to being nothing more than a cruel joke.
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>see zellig for the first time
>stumbles upon zarty
>creates coal indian channel to save zellig
>gets criticized for it, doesn't listen
>attains the esl of the year award "oh i forgetted did that"
>fails to get sympathy for Zaryans on reddit, ruins reddit/zaryan relationship in the process
>attempts a raid and hypes it up like a faggot
>fails the raid, humiliates the zarty 44 replies omitted.
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The Jews installed a meat puppet and the FreeMaZons Ztates are looking to overthrow us. The only way to win this war is to invest in $Zellig_Coin. Literal Dutch spirits revealed me this in a dream.
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Looks great especially for a beginner. My only criticism is that you forgot to make her eyes blue
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Troonslop incoming 13 replies omitted.
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>We wanted a board like this for years
Back when the datamining wasn't there (or known)
When we did eventually get one, it just resulted in Froot cucking the absolute shit out of it, and we had to create the Zarty
When he did make another /zellig/ board everyone was already aware of kiked and Jewish Froot and his lackeys were and still are
Now, the third time he has done this, do you honestly think that he's not going to pull the rug under our asses? And I am not even bringing up the still insane datamining that's been happening for who knows how many months. Kill yourself because you might genuinely be retarded.
