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Let the Agartha be upon ye :] 10 replies omitted.
>what normal person sees: a funny banner
>what obsessed faggot sees: discord, namefags, underage, jannies, R_Terra
Translated: I use discord but using it is good only when I do it
he forgot to dilate and now his cordclitty is leaking so he had to bring it to the zarty
Exactly, dude has discord drama with this guy and decided to "my personal army" here
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Found another proxy to post with and pedobait again award
Its massadownie nigger leaking that he has been revealed to be a pedo nigger
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I :zelligheart: RadioHead
Ironically one can discover a lot of nice music thanks to Ongezellig
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PLEASEEEEEE 78 replies omitted.
LORENZOYURICACAFAGMUZA98 POSTED YURI, BOORUFAG REMOVE IT
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Even if it got 8M views, it's hard to make a second episode when you're burned out and depressed, but don't worry I understand you guys want to conveniently leave out half his reasons whenever you feel like coping and crying and pissing your pants a little bit.
>>57652
>"Look at us Internationals, we're the majority audience now and we are responsible for most of the good things that happened to Ongezellig hurt durr!!"
>Trends graph shows high correlation with rule 34 searches
>"THAT DAMN DUTCH AUDIENCE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF GOONERS HURR DURR!!"
I would ask how it feels to look in a mirror but you've probably avoided those for a while now since you're an ugly ESL nigger, retard.
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why is maya the least liked out of the trio?
i look like this and say this by the way
23 replies omitted.Coco's facade is genuine and sincere, it's simply her "better side of character", which she covers the other, "weak Coco" with.
Watch what I do, (Because I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
I know you're tryin' to get somewhere
You watch what you say (Watch what I do)
I'm gonna get on you, (I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
You're never gonna go nowhere
>a facade, which Maya doesn’t have
The hell you say! Or did you forget where she told Coco she sits during the break? It’s a clumsy shield, and can therefore be dismantled quickly (as with her “Parkinson’s” excuse), but it’s still definitely there.
Actually, to some extent, her quietness in the classroom is a shield in and of itself; she’s so afraid of making a fool of herself in social situations that she doesn’t even try. Again, it’s a different shield from Coco’s, protecting different things for different reasons, but it’s still there
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Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG 6 replies omitted.
https://x.com/TikTokPolicy/status/1881030712188346459
If you would please consult the charts
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For Coco it's obvious that you should be obsessed with colored cocks all the time
>For Coco it's obvious that you should be obsessed with colored cocks all the time
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I meant 4chan's /qa/, also we abandoned it after Frootcord, no one wants to post on dataminey.gov and the fact that Froot made TWO /zellig/ boards without anyone asking (or us going back to using them) says a lot on our integrity
>not discord infected
That is actually impossible, you would need to erase the memory of the soysphere from every discorder's head (or Discord as an app would need to die)
Good luck 'teen
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Cobby and Poog
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Isn't the netherlands supposed to be white?
What is wrong with him? 1 replies omitted.
The Dutch consequently voted for it not to be white
She's technically mixed because her ancestors mixed with Anglos and Saxons, that's why Frisian sounds so similar to Old English
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https://heimatkurier.at/repression/niederlande-6-monate-haft-fuer-white-lives-matter
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Open r/ongezelliig
Sees post ACK
Bilions must downvote
18 replies omitted.The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
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Of course it's fucking bait, what the fuck did you expect from someone who has Pet Nigger's artstyle? Did you think someone who has Gachalife ahh proportions wouldn't be another tard kid larping for attention?
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Do any fellow rusniggers have the same problem? I cant access the sharty. The site literally wont load most of the time. Im not banned, i can post when the site does load. I tried with and without goodbyeDPI, but it still unaccessable with a ziggerstan IP. I can only access it with a VPN, but i cant post with a VPN.
>inb4 posted in the wrong board award
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>tall, blonde, white, normie girl AND she is from AFRICA of all places? Oy vey!
>hoi maya! unt hrt und beebeenzee? das ist gut!
>bvilt for BIC o qualcosa
>a basic jewish bitch bimbo boer
>I can't racebait
>germanic slut
>needs a queen of spades tattoo
>needs to get de-koloniseerd
>snowbunny
>wasp wasp wave
>canonically transhearts niggers
>but reddit said you are a niggelover!
>TND? Total Nazi Death?
>colonizer
>foreign invader!
>the literal african
>T50 refugee
>she is probably inbred though
>go back to Africa
>kakies told me you are mixed
>dutch redneck
>christcuck
>regular 1st world white european female
>stupid and air-headed
>retarded and naive
>the full of feigned concern voice
>she goes where the wind blows
>normalkike
>stacy
>attention whore
>mommyissues bait personality
>she is literally psychopathic
>PTSD
>technologically illiterate
>what are you, like, mongol or something?
>can't even recognize porn lol
>unwanted weeskind
>this bitch neraly killed Maya
>seems she beats the shit out of Maya
>muh cat!
>disney princess
>shut your mouth, orphan!
>don't talk to me, together I feel more alone
>krijg de typhus
>she just doesn't believe I can do it by myself!
>rather no friends than no parents
<Moet jou nie ontstel oor skelms, jou kwel oor goddelose mense nie, want 'n slegte mens het nie 'n toekoms nie; die lewenslig van die goddeloses word uitgedoof.
<Proverbs 24:19-20.
Total Coco Death. Mymy is the best.
*nearly
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The weights ai model for Maya was removed 11 replies omitted.
The year is 2045. The Zaryans lives under MASSA RULE. All Ongezellig content gets copyrighted. Zaryans live to serve IJSBERG KINGS in vast history iceberg making facilities. Welcome to Ongezellig's NO CONTENT FUTURE.
Zach Bleipperhead remembers life before February 6th – before the Foenkie-issued retcons, the AI models removal, the Stille Willem shitposts, and the (((google document))). He lives on the war-torn outskirts of the NuZelligsphere, where he hides his beautiful shiny gems from the clutches of the brutal New Massadonië army.
As musclebound dutch soldiers prowl the internetside searching for untouched gemeralds, Zach will stop at nothing to protect his sweet TND girl‘s purity. In his orange-blue-and white wig, patriotic prinsenvlag skirt, and gekoloniseerd™️ stockings, Zach gives his tender Zaryan body to a gang of pitiless dutch alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is Zach prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with the worst coal... and with the most unspeakable of racebaits.
https://www.weights.gg/models/cm42fouhq08g813ot0wwrsne8
Someone recently re-uploaded the Mymy and Maya models. The Coco model for some reason is the same as Mymy's so don't bother with it and use Applio (or just use the latter if you think the models sound too shitty)
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Post results if it works.
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Also the Redditors are seething at it 12 replies omitted.
I dunno... we started to lose pretty badly in Korea once the Chinese stepped in to help NK... and yes, I know the entire Chinese population isn't in the army, but those chinks are crazy man. Besides, I'm sure they would like Mymy's class representative poster.
1.411 billion people live in China. Assuming 1% of the general population is autistic, 14,110,000 Chinese people are on the spectrum. It's not impossible that at least one of them would try
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happy friday 2 replies omitted.
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>I hate discord because they won't let me on it
You're a faggot and a nigger and should be beheaded for desiring to mingle in that pit of depravity
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>WEE NEED TO SAVE HER
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>YVO WILL NOT POST SOY CULTUREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 26 replies omitted.
is this supposed to be the correct usage of agugu? quoting newcacas with it because they are like babies?
Agugu is just whatever you want it to be, it could be bait, it can be used to quote, to spam a thread, you can really make anything with it. But I did read around that agugus is just the female version of the cacajak, as long as it's 'emmy it works
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Cosgod won. 3 replies omitted.
>Triple peeb
>Bisexual "zaryan"
>Mothfag
>Shitcord screenshots
>VNfag 4cuck cord
>NJS troon
>Kate
>Reelcattle falling for most obvious bait
>R/196-tier brimstone posts
>Zooru namedropping
>"I know its gay as fuck but"
>Nook
>Goonmeister
>Zuz
>/chud/
>Jeetbait
>Brapzilian
>Zzzchan brown migrant
>Dogfucker
>Pet nigger and Anonymous namefagging even after name field was removed
>Competition with reddits about who imports more shittok migrants
>"Guys lets raid rtroonland because they banned me and I cannot goon there anymore"
>Lorenzo returning on a vpn every week
>Everyone here is also on xitter
>All good threads swept aside by offsiter shitcords spamming bait
>Bisexual "zaryan"
>Mothfag
>Shitcord screenshots
>VNfag 4cuck cord
>NJS troon
>Kate
>Reelcattle falling for most obvious bait
>R/196-tier brimstone posts
>Zooru namedropping
>"I know its gay as fuck but"
>Nook
>Goonmeister
>Zuz
>/chud/
>Jeetbait
>Brapzilian
>Zzzchan brown migrant
>Dogfucker
>Pet nigger and Anonymous namefagging even after name field was removed
>Competition with reddits about who imports more shittok migrants
>"Guys lets raid rtroonland because they banned me and I cannot goon there anymore"
>Lorenzo returning on a vpn every week
>Everyone here is also on xitter
>All good threads swept aside by offsiter shitcords spamming bait
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For a while now you can see how either obsessed demoralizercucks like to make their threads at a certain hour, and coupled with the nukekkers who post their valid Reddit and Xitter posts on >>>/zellig/
How to fix it?
>Meta posts, demoralizers posts etc.
They should be moved here and deleted off the main board, it's like jannies are fucking scared of moving threads around. If the threads are made in good faith they'll continue here, otherwise they'll die like the obsessed cord demoralizers they are
>Xitter, nigger screenshots about "THIS GUY DID A X THING HERE ON THIS OTHER WEBSITE OH MY GOD GUYS!"
They get moved to /qa/, since the main point of those threads is to simply seethe and leak. Anyone smart enough will leave them be or soyquote them, see:
https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/6449.html#q6449
Also for anyone who disagrees, kill yourself. 19 replies omitted.
Yeah i told you the problem with the sharty is in its users
>the year is 2025
>gemmy raid thread let's raid zarty o algo
>4 people max join in
>post get immediately removed
>no catty is wiped
>don't have a screenshot of the raided log because there was none
>as a cope I take a screenshot of all my banned ips thinking it means anything
I did, I was there when it was posted. But the problem was another one. Because there the jannies SOMETIMES were actually overstepping (I was banned too lol). The trick is to find balance, this is why I proposed to move threads instead of going for the extremes (leaving them on the main board or outright deleting them)
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Jannies do something
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https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/c511yz5ze18o
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>Even if cord is gone, the Zarty still has the other half of discussion topics.
<like what?
>reddit.
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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NINTENDO FUCKING SWITCH 2!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS FINALLY FUCKING HERE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW, FUCK YOU JAMAL IM NOT GONNA QUIET DOWN WHILE YOU MASSAGE MY WIFE, THIS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ
>I CAN FINALLY PLAY MY HECKIN' 30 YEARS OLD NINTENDO GAME HERE AND NOT ON AN EMULATOR!
>JAMAL, PREP MY WIFE!
>I'M SO HAPPY I GET TO PLAY RESKINS OF 25 YEAR OLD GAMES LIKE MARIO KART AND MARIO PARTY!
>I KNEW THAT I HAD A REASON TO LIVE!
>I just hope Tyrone can afford it after buying a diamond ring for my wife.
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>Oh, I can't upload this video? It's gemmy enough for the Zarty, I will convert it to .webm while also making it under 25 megabytes so it won't buffer once! I'm so excited to share my OC
<Zaryans, 2025
<we spam post 60 niggabyte unloadable bloated mp4 saar you must store huge file bigger than my biwisi. also i can upload cord and twitter memes easier now due to the mp4 update thank you so much zoor you will always be a gem 6 replies omitted.
>cut it to below 25 mb
>solve captcha
>wait half a minute for post to be made
<Your request looks automated. Post discarded. >refresh the thread
>post and wait again
<Flood detected. Post discarded.
Newcacas have no idea how good they have it now.
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being a trvecel is zarty culture evendoe im surrounded by fakecels
incels will inherit the earth
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$$D_{KL}[qp] = \int_{-\infty}^{\infty}q(z)\log[q(z)]dz - \int_{-\infty}^{\infty}q(z)\log[p(z)]dz$$
$D_{KL}[qp] = \int_{-\infty}^{\infty}q(z)\log[q(z)]dz - \int_{-\infty}^{\infty}q(z)\log[p(z)]dz$ 21 replies omitted.
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the demon has claimed a new ancient vessel, bad things await us all
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heres the IP:
>51.222.97.41:25603
>Whispering to people is /tell
Tell me your opinion about this
Have fun Zaryans 324 replies omitted.
I am one of the people who kept in contact after the server ended. He hasn't been active for ages, the reason why was completely unknown before but now I'm assuming it was this shit, and the video being posted. I was not aware of any of this, didn't even know he played much roblox. I, or I guess we, have cut ties with him, unless this is fake, which I doubt. When I first saw this post I thought it was a fucking joke or something, crazy.