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shut the fuck up faggot. my pc is broke and i have to wait until its ready to pick up
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Hey zaryans,
I've been thinking about leaving the zarty in the end of January. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another sharty. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Zoot won’t address:
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NAZ/'cord stuff with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
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This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes like "Coco, Maya and Mymy are built for BBC" and unfunny rape jokes.
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The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy Zoot), no quality raids, and it’s all about faildoxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam agugu while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming agugu are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
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The site owners are neglecting the zoot. After (((nuzarty order))), he brought in a new group of mods from discord who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses.
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There’s barely any community engagement from Zoot because "muh 'zellig is dead, do something different you weirdo".
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the dutch waifu obsession website.
I want to say thank you to all the zaryans, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed
9 replies omitted.Falseflagging as the jeet for the 7831609524th time award
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Also ban me for revealing shitalobaiter's face without permission.
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Fuck this shit website
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>Bureau of worker's compensation
>Immediately thinks of his twp
why are whitecucks like this?
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what you don't seem to understand is racebaiting is soyteen culture regardless of ongezellig. when we see a woman we say built for BBC it's as simple as that. we (yes WE, you reader too) just HAVE to racebait. it's just something we have to do. so when you make a soyjak website and combine it with dutch girls, of course you ought to get racebaits, it's inevitable. all of them are built for BBC by the way. every character in the ongezellig cast except cleo is built for BBC.
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>i love ongezellig but if you are a nazi i'm going to fucking block you chud!
Why twitter fags are like this?
20 replies omitted.Westoids cannot tolerate anything east to the Rhine, so that would explain all the complaining you hear from them.
I got straight As and got along well with everyone. Teacher was a chud who flew the Confederate flag outside of his house which did help
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>and yet they indeed crave the BIC
>Roman larp
>Constantly obsessed
>Have weird muslim fetishes
>Brown
>Hate Whites
>Speak Romance languages
The shitalobaiter and Imperator are seemingly blood relatives lol
You call 10 different people the "shitalobaiter". I've proved my theory already, they do indeed crave the BIC, cope with it zigger
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https://www.roblox.com/games/135776978827899/Bouncys-lair
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If his recent email is anything to go by, he isn’t actively dedicated to gatekeeping it. He’s just too depressed to care
He certainly had an extremely big hand in it though, to the way he "marketed" the show to managing pitch offers (just look at Kuz's)
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>>7170
Your request for a personal army to raid this literal who has been noted and now will be passed on for review.
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oh my aryan gem from the depths of agartha forged with the knowledge of the predocessor of the aryan race omgsisa
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who's actually more likely to commit a schoolocaust out of the zellig sisters? you might think that the obvious answer is mymy, but her desire for power makes the threat of shooting up the school merely a means of negotiating that class representative position. maya for example hates everyone because she thinks that everyone hates her. she also has a strong desire to be left alone which is only amplified by the fact she has to go to school every day. coco can go full mask off once you mention her parents (or lack thereof). she also has the most intel on every student's weakness, since she's basically friends with everyone. so who's more likely to actually do it?
>wall of text award
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Yes, but would she actually use it? If she had a real one, Vera would be long dead
Maya is unstable but not at all violent, Coco is stable and has no reason except maybe drama, but valley girls never really go that far, Mymy is crazy enough she might actually do it. The list from most to least likely imo is as follows:
Mymy, Maya, Coco
Not to say any of them are likely at all to do it though. Side characters? Maybe Vera, and we don't know much about the classmates.
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No offense to the zaryans. But you guys are such crybabies, like cry over obvious bait or something you don't like. 💔💔 And you have a weird fetish with degrading trans people everyday. And calling the underage characters "built for tha __"
>>Mymy image bcuz NAZ rule or some dumb shi jannyforzootsmicropenis made
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Can we just ignore xitter faggots in general? All they do is bait at this point.
It's a matter of precision, most could distinguish between them, but they don't care, it's still the same type of website (an imageboard) with similar content and similar users. Not exactly the same, but similar enough not to care about the details.
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the esmbot caption generator is the same as ifunny captions
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any advice on what i should do next? i’m breaking doctor patient confidentiality to give you this picture.. it’s that desperate
Narcissist retard only want the attention from being a blond stacy. Tell him to buy a luxury car or clothes and you can also ask to xim to buy one for you.
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OP, you're going to turn into an obsessed belgian slopjak if you take another sip
>mandatory arrow
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Keyed-ish history 'tuber. Didn't deny the 6 gorgillion doe.
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We say keyed around here
i talk to my mom i hate video games i watch movies with black people in them i dont have fun i watch tranime and ongezellig is shit
<I hate video games
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<I watch tranime
<Ongezellig is shit
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>>48616
>Why didn't it reach the money goal then?
Because it didnt have enough fans who had cash.
soiteens (and people on splinters) are losers and largely underage, so they dont have disposable income.
Ongezellig was mentioned by Silverfox in his second Saberspark video. he has an interest in online drama so i can see him making an Ongezellig video in the future.
That guy is a pedophile, I remember him from my Sneedclave days
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Delete for potential 'p?
this image contains malicious hash data btw don't save it to your device
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Sage is there for a reason you know. And just ignore offsite threads.
To spot bait ask yourself: is this worth my time? 99 percent of the time the answer is no.
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when did you first watch Ongezellig? how did you discover it? how did you discover the Zarty?
>inb4 glownigger accusations
32 replies omitted.Nobody starts off as a newGOD, which is why we gotta teach them the ways.
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You are betraying Zaryan race with your cowardice, vendors near tourist spots probably won't mind saying zelly stuff to the camera for a customer buying their product
Make a tower of Turkish skulls like they did to the Serbs in 1809. And take back Constantinople o algo.
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Mymy hates nazism.
Be more like Mymy
The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
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>russian birthrates still can be fixed to accomodate
>evendoe nobody in Russia cares about the russian ethnic nation so it will never happen
Geopolitics and shitposting are so intermingled together that you can't understand modern day happenings without at least being partially terminally online
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The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
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The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
I mean it checks out
Unrelated picrel
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Out with the old, in with the new, we're obsessing about troons now
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Yeah I already know that there's a 99% chance it's just nothing burger project number 6 morgillion, it's just that unlike stuff like GOY or any other DNB project out there this guy hasn't really given off any clear indication that we can use to dismiss the project with 100% certainty because of how radio silent he's been. That is why I want to glowfag my way to the bottom of this shit incase he keeps being quiet so we can at least show that he is lying.
Oh, and on an unrelated note, I honestly think it would be hilarious if he actually isn't lying about anything. Can you imagine the magnitude of a flashbang the community would experience if this man actually released a fan-made episode out of nowhere in a period where anything related to Ongezellig is a dead nigger. I'd kill for a timeline like that, but unfortunately we live in one where nothing ever happens.
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Mymy is transgender
(BRAPPED BACK TO THE SHEMALE)
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this is probably among the worst places to ask for this kind of advice but I have no idea where else to go
how would I, as a Mayacel, approach a girl? every odd is in my favor, my friends said I have a shot and that she'd like me, the only obstacle is actually starting a conversation, what do I do Zaryans?
62 replies omitted.once it gets to that point I'll definitely send photographic proof without doxxing either of us, gotta prove the demoralizers wrong
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