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I met a boer Zaryan No.2253
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While on a short trip into rural America I was looking for a place to buy raw milk. The farm I went to had a woman tending to dairy in a shed and we talked a bit and I asked her where she was from because she had an odd accent and she said she was from South Africa. She left when ANC took over because of die plaasmoorde and grandparents who were sick (I don't think she abandoned them) and went to the Netherlands to get her degree in farming then moved to America, I presume because the Netherlands was too urbanized and bureaucratic. After some awkward conversation we shook hands and I went on my way with my stuff.
Zaryan No.2254
that's cool
Zaryan No.2255
US farmers are really cool and interesting
Zaryan No.2256
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>>2255
"Oh mein kebab, dear American, your women are so attractiff!"
Zaryan No.2257
>>2256
i look like this
Zaryan No.2258
>>2257
You look like nigger, kurdo-asiatic mutt
Zaryan No.2274
>>2256
>>2256
>>2256
you fucking jew swine
Zaryan No.2312
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>>2274
We always can befriend each other, dear goy...
Zaryan No.4998
I will return for Thanksgiving.
Zaryan No.5000
oh mein vodka, dear Aмeгicaп, youг шoмeп are so aттгактive!
Zaryan No.5003
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>>4998
Thanks for the news, glad to see you're alive and still browsing this freaky website.
Zaryan No.5006
>>5003
built for BIC. I'm using a VPN
Zaryan No.5007
>>5006
I love this board
Zaryan No.5008
>>5006
why are you using vpn, isn't the point of it to impersonate someone else
Zaryan No.5011
>>5008
it's a secret
>>5003
biggest bic lover fr
Zaryan No.5012
>>5003
I was busy in the Summer so I eventually stopped coming around. I will see if I could give her an Ongezellig sticker, or some other little gift related to the show or Dutch culture.
Zaryan No.5031
>>5006
>>5011
BIC means Brown Italians' Carcinoma
Zaryan No.5148
>>5031
It actually means Big Icelandic Cock
Zaryan No.5234
>>4998
show 'zellig to her next time
Zaryan No.5235
>>5234
Actually do this
Zaryan No.5236
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>>5234
Tsmt
Also show her all racebait shitposts we've made (I hope you've archived /zate/).
>Inbefore "nice joke, belarusian"
Zaryan No.5252
>>5012
sounds cute you should do it
Zaryan No.5924
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>>5234
>>5235
>>5236
>>5252
She wasn't there and it seemed like the farm was unoccupied the day I decided to arrive so I didn't get to hand her the gift. But I thought of an idea: we can spread Ongezellig to farms all across the world, implanting the show into obscure rural populations from Valentine to Vitim. Even though the show is dead it can still live on in some fashion.
Zaryan No.5960
>>5924
i don't think most boomer farmers would care tbh
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