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ZWABAG
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You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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<You took me out of the Netherlands to live here?
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<Fak you, we aint trannime, nigga
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Do you believe sorcery/witches still exists?
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>>6245
Theres alot of hyperbole about witchcraft, if said hyperbole is a trick by witches to deceive i dont know, but theres surely alot of things hidden
Theres alot of hyperbole about witchcraft, if said hyperbole is a trick by witches to deceive i dont know, but theres surely alot of things hidden
its a psyop, which was started somewhere in the 19th-20th century iirc.
In a Biblical sense, those who practice witchcraft and sorcery do it under the influence of the devil.
"But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.” (Revelation 21:8)
"But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.” (Revelation 21:8)
>>6257 Read malleus maleficarum if you wanna know more about witches and their relationship with demons, rly interesting book
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Happy christmas zaryans!
or christmas eve if ur american or something
or christmas eve if ur american or something
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Merry Christmas!
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>not replacing the pencil with a present
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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>>6247
nothing, its just that the artist drew loli lisa porn before and at the beginning of the ongezellig communiuty has made a bit weird zellig art (depicting the girls as toddlers and putting them in weird cloths).
nothing, its just that the artist drew loli lisa porn before and at the beginning of the ongezellig communiuty has made a bit weird zellig art (depicting the girls as toddlers and putting them in weird cloths).
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Spin.
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WHY ARE YOU DRAWFAGS NOT POSTING YOUR ART ON THE SHARTY /qa/? I CAN'T SEE IT ON THE LOG OR THE DRAW THREAD
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>>6183
Personally, I think that as long as you give credit, its alright.
Personally, I think that as long as you give credit, its alright.
>>6197
to ur mom
just post and share the darn art wherever you want.
alright i uploaded my artwork on the drawing thread. I will make sure to upload there as well.
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I love the Zarty!
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>>>I love the Zarty!
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>>>>I love the Zarty!
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You niggers, don't antagonize the sharty, stop trying to feed the dramaqueen shit about falseflag offsiters N°200 on some 'cord server unrelated to us.
Also tf is up with the recent PPH drop and rise on NAZ?
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Also tf is up with the recent PPH drop and rise on NAZ?
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>>5886
I mean, they are just showing how new they are if they really think it's da cord who's posting zellig
Also the thread got deleted lol
I mean, they are just showing how new they are if they really think it's da cord who's posting zellig
Also the thread got deleted lol
>>5896
I know, i dont care much about it either, but these threads could lead to newGODs that dont know better actually believing it and forcing Froot to ban zellig for no reason, specially with the amount of made up stuff.
I know, i dont care much about it either, but these threads could lead to newGODs that dont know better actually believing it and forcing Froot to ban zellig for no reason, specially with the amount of made up stuff.
>>5947
>but these threads could lead to newGODs that dont know better actually believing it
you cant really control it tho, best thing we can do is make OC, organise funny stuff and attract cool people to the sharty and zarty.
Besides, Froot isnt going to ban zellig in a million years. There is enough info out there to show that we are harmless. The most that we do is complain about some of the decisions that Froot made and the bad quallity of current /qa/ (something that everybody does even on the sharty)
>but these threads could lead to newGODs that dont know better actually believing it
you cant really control it tho, best thing we can do is make OC, organise funny stuff and attract cool people to the sharty and zarty.
Besides, Froot isnt going to ban zellig in a million years. There is enough info out there to show that we are harmless. The most that we do is complain about some of the decisions that Froot made and the bad quallity of current /qa/ (something that everybody does even on the sharty)
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I apologies for the inconvenience. For some reason, the php files got corrupted. I tried to reinstall and it looks like it workded! Although a lot of images are missing...
Still, I have downloaded the folder before doing the reinstalation, so eventually me with the help of my mods/jannies can put upt a downloadable archcive!
BTW I recommend for you to follow this channel (if you have telegram), in case something similar happens.
https://t.me/soyzelligpartynews
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Thank you zooty zoot, we are so back,
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<'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
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DOKTOS SHE KILLED COCO
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>>5878
keyed as hell
keyed as hell
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<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels...
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><<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels…
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Do you think a second season of ongezellig would kill 'zellig or revitalise it
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>>5810
Same nigga who asked nsfw artists to join their discord so he can show their art to Massa btw.
Same nigga who asked nsfw artists to join their discord so he can show their art to Massa btw.
>>5810
This guy is insufferable, how come /raid/ hasn't even tried doxxing him?
This guy is insufferable, how come /raid/ hasn't even tried doxxing him?
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kankerneger vs überaryan
who would win?
who would win?