Ongezellig

Agugu 1 replies omitted.

Someone just leaked the emojis and stickers from 'donie
https://t.co/KnRgDz4yId 4 replies omitted.

upload massa and foenkie's photos to this to see what AI has to say about them
https://theyseeyourphotos.com/ 46 replies omitted.

https://soyzellig.party/install.php

now that the 'artys doomsday clock has been set in motion i would like to say that i have always thought ongezellig was kino 14 replies omitted.

agugu

so where did everyone go? it's dead on sharty, it's dead on here, where did all you niggers go? 17 replies omitted.

I'm suicidal, but I don't want to just kill myself, I want to commit a mass shooting or stabbing before I'll die to become a saint like Payton Gendron and Skreewie. 74 replies omitted.

I'll just leave this for newfags, they won't understand, I know for sure. 59 replies omitted.

agugu gemeralds 1 replies omitted.

so, uh, that just happened

>november 22nd, zoot "randomly" activates ID's on the /oc/ board out of the blue
>"accidentally" reveals zaryans' post histories on the year old /art/ general
>mentally prepares zaryans for the December 15th event in which everyones IP's + whole post histories will get revealed
>even if you used VPN's or switched IP's, they are still tied to the same useragent data so every single post you've ever made will be revealed and tied back to you
>zarty was a huge social experiment all along
How ready are (You) personally for the December 15th event? 25 replies omitted.

im an autist and i want to yap abt ongezellig to fellow autists can anyone help me with that 1 replies omitted.

Do y'all think that BBC and BWC talk should be banned from the Zarty?
Unlike in the Sharty, where it's aimed towards adult women, zaryans usually say it towards the 'zellig sisters who are all underaged, the exception being Vera.
I know it's a joke and whatnot but it is 100% going to attract pedos to this place as a bunch of oldfags were already exposed to be nonces themselves. I'm afraid it might continue the stereotype of zaryans being pedos if this were to continue. 27 replies omitted.

A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End. 9 replies omitted.