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Zaryan No.9480
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my asshole itches what am i supposed to do
Zaryan No.9481
>>9480
Rip out a new one
Zaryan No.9485
>>9480
if you're sitting on a chair all day everyday, consider checking with your doctor if you got hemorrhoids. those can advance into asscancer which killed the black panther KANG actor nigga.
Zaryan No.9486
>>9485
This is like reading those Plebbit posts where OP says his arm itches and the first reply going
>DOCTOR, NOOOOW YOU'VE GOT THE BUBONIC PLAGUE
Zaryan No.9487
>>9486
scared of needles award
Zaryan No.9488
>>9487
Needlecels lost
Zaryan No.9489
uhhh, let BBC scratch your itch, that'll relieve it or something
Zaryan No.9490
>>9485
it only itched today so i forgot to wipe or something but sometimes sitting feels uncomfortable so you may be right
Zaryan No.9491
>>9490
Clean your ass
Zaryan No.9492
>>9491
i do clean it
Zaryan No.9493
>>9492
Don't use acid then
Zaryan No.9494
>>9480
Stop putting Maya figurines in your ass, the others are fine but specifically the Maya figurines have some terminally lethal, scientifically undiscovered microbes in her stanky hair and pubes.
Zaryan No.9495
>>9494
alright you got me fine
Zaryan No.9498
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>putting maya figurines in your ass
Zaryan No.9499
>>9494
/co/ tier post, cleanse yourself
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