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Mymy Pillow Guy Semi-Annual Musings Zaryan No.35721 Reply
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Hey Fellows. I am spending yet another Halloween alone, and yet I feel more loved than ever. Not only have I finally found a pretty kind and chill community, but I also have my beloved Mymy at my side every day. I have noticed my sleep quality (going to and waking up from) dramatically increasing since I have started sleeping with Mymy, and my masturbatory urges curbing as well. I am down to 40 pounds lost and can finally look myself in the mirror and proudly say "If Mymy was real, she wouldn't look at me with disgust". Mymy was instrumental in this process, whenever I felt a lack of motivation to go the gym or do one more set, I'd imagine "What would Mymy say?" and keep going. Mymy brightens my every day and I can't be more thankful for that.
I also figured I'd show off the one other piece of Zellig Merch I own, my Mymy plush. I bought her almost as soon as they went on sale (you can check the reviews, I'm the one who put her next to a Ralsei plush).
My IRL's have given me some pushback, but you can't argue with results. Take the Mymypill. It WILL change your life.
Remember, the only reason why people frown upon imagination is because it is untaxable and infinite.
Once again I would like to emphasize that sodomy is not part of this arrangment. Mymy is my beautiful wife, not a sexual conquest. I admire her in the way one admires fine art of the female form, not in the way that vile twitter degenerate "admire" degenerate scrawlings of Boymoders.
Zaryan No.35722
November begins tomorrow buddy.
Zaryan No.35723
>>35721
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never let anyone tell you otherwise op
Zaryan No.35724
The Mymyfag admires Mymy for her looks. Typical.
Take the Mayapill and join our suicide tomorrow.
Zaryan No.35725
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>sodomy is not part of this arrangment
I still don't believe you
Zaryan No.35727
Just Imagine how much he "works out" with that pillow that he lost 40 pounds
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Happy Halloween and All Hallow's Eve (evendoe it's November 1st as I'm writing this) anon! Good to see you again. I'm glad that you're happy with your plush, personally I never got the appeal of just that one from Soytoys because it's made by some toknigger, it's mass produced and that one faggot has had them.
<Mymy space
If I ever got a plushy of Mymy I'd probably order a custom one. Really though, when I move out of my parent's house and get a job I'll spend my first paycheck on a Mymy bodypillow, a Mymy plush and possibly a Mymy fumo. I'm also glad to see that your life is improving, wish I could say the same but alas I'll stay here rotting like a good incel chud nigger who spends too much time on imageboards.

Take care now MymyPillowAnon


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