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My New Girlfriend Zaryan No.34421 Reply
Hey Zelligtards. I figured this would be a nice place to post a picture of what I can only describe as My New Girlfriend. I have recently been trying to ween myself off Erotic AI Roleplay and Boymoder Porn and figured this would be a good way to do so. The idea is to basically use her like a girlfriend, as someone who makes me want to improve my awful lifestyle. I've already had what I can best describe as a Tulpa of Mymy in my head for the last three months, and she's already helped me lose 30 pounds and start lifting.
Before anyone says, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER. That would be a sin.
The question is: Do you guys think this is AT ALL a good idea?
(Art was custom made by a friend. If anyone wants HQ I'll post it)
Zaryan No.34422
File: 1788748471496.jpeg (7.1 KB, 220x223, 1525039350.jpg) image
>I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER
And you expect us to believe that?
Zaryan No.34423
I am at a loss for wordswordswords
Zaryan No.34424
Good Lord man
Zaryan No.34425
>>34422
Yes, I do. The whole point of this "Exercise" so to speak is to eliminate my bad habits by having someone care for, to be there for. And Masturbation is one of my bad habits, thus no sodomy.
Zaryan No.34426
mymyfags...
Zaryan No.34429
Oh…. It’s tootootoo zelligpilled or whatever the shit
Zaryan No.34431
>>34425
nigga just marry a car or some shit
Zaryan No.34432
Wifefu Jews are so shit
Zaryan No.34433
>>34432
I defy you to tell me what is wrong with what I'm doing.
Zaryan No.34434
coal but my friend wants the HQ send nao
Zaryan No.34435
wtf
Zaryan No.34436
the fuck
Zaryan No.34439
>>34421
>My New Girlfriend
>trying to ween myself off Erotic AI Roleplay and Boymoder Porn
Fuck this shitty site summers over i have no reason to be here anymore.
Agugu is dead. Agugu remains dead. And we have killed her. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?
Zaryan No.34440
>>34421
>only reverese image search result being a post on the 'cuck
Nigga.........
Zaryan No.34442
Post the drawing
Zaryan No.34443
you need to fucking die nigga, i want to see you hanged and lynched. You don't deserve to breathe after posting this shit, I fucking depise you and i want to see your lifeless body raped
Zaryan No.34444
>>34421
Meds
Zaryan No.34445
>>34444
meds won
Zaryan No.34447
File: 1788782147735.webp (28.0 KB, 800x1098, its over.webp)
ZELLIGSISTERS... I...
Zaryan No.34448
Zaryan No.34449
>>34448
i doubt OP to be white doe
Zaryan No.34450
>>34448
where giga?
Zaryan No.34451
>>34421
At least the pillow isn't fucking stained
Zaryan No.34452
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>>34434
Here you go. Do as you with with these.
Zaryan No.34453
>>34451
my cumsock reached a state where it turned into a solid object and was able to make an audible noise when i dropped it, it also stinked so badly like canned sweet corn. whats worse is that my mother discovered where i hid it but its nice she didnt say a single word. i hear that if given enough time, cumsocks can grow a mushroom if you nourish it well enough
Zaryan No.34454
>>34451
yet
Zaryan No.34455
>>34453
neutralplier diddy ahh blogposts
Zaryan No.34456
File: 1788792669461-1.gif (230.0 KB, 219x400, MikuMymyBoogie.gif)
File: 1788792669461-2.webp (210.0 KB, 888x750, MymyChudCuddle.png)
>>34421
I wanna do dis too some day, trvst me I am making my own Mymy tulpa actually It's just taken a while since It's hard for me to take out the time to really engage with her. I do bring her out occasionally to motivate me and such
Zaryan No.34457
>>34456
Finally someone in this thread who actually has half a brain. My advice for fully forming a tulpa in your head is, whenever you're about to quit, think "What would Mymy say?" Eventually you stop consciously activating her in your head and she just starts talking on her own.
Zaryan No.34458
File: 1788794725435.gif (640.0 KB, 794x478, ias.gif)
>>34421
>weening myself off tranny porn
Aryan?
Zaryan No.34459
hey Nordick
Zaryan No.34460
Zaryan No.34461
>>34421
Jus a reminder that she is 16yo, so if you watch any zelig porn(i know you do) it classifies as loli
Zaryan No.34462
File: 1788802430922.jpeg (200.0 KB, 572x596, IMG_2992.jpeg)
this is some shit the san diego brap would do. burn the fucking thing and go read the easy peasy method if you want to quit your porn addiction
Zaryan No.34463
File: 1788804335248.jpeg (46.0 KB, 479x640, images(35).jpg)
>>34462
Easy peasy my balls because MY method is working for me. I'm down to 6 day intervals (used to be once/twice daily). Hoping to be down to 0 times period soon. Mymy has helped me improve so much and I am eternally grateful for her company.
Zaryan No.34464
File: 1788805067831.png (71.0 KB, 600x800, 1788575472115n.png)
This thread is BAAADDDD BRO LIKE REALLY REALLY BAD
Zaryan No.34465
>>34464
Are you the heckin' wojak in this post? Like a doll of sorts you know like dolls
Zaryan No.34466
>>34465
I look like that yes
Zaryan No.34467
Wojaklee kys
Zaryan No.34468
File: 1788817666237.gif (4.6 MB, 480x270, IMG_2878.gif)
>>34463
>i’m eternally grateful for her company
it’s a body pillow of a 16 year old girl. grow attached to this this thing and you’ll just replace a bad habit with another
Zaryan No.34469
>>34468
it's true. i was attached to this fleshlight i taped with a kobayashi san poster on, but the depravity got worse that i ended up posting on the zarty 24/7
Zaryan No.34470
>>34468
I'm the healthiest I've ever been and have shed away almost all my insecurities, I'd argue that is a lot better for me than losing 2 hours of my day and getting microtears in my penis. My attachment to Mymy will only improve my life.
Zaryan No.34471
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>>34469
nuzelles have no shame
Zaryan No.34472
>>34421
meds NQW
Zaryan No.34473
Oh my cob bro
Zaryan No.34474
Im chiving this
Zaryan No.34477
This thread keeps getting worse every time I look at it. This nigger has a sentient cumsock aside from the Mymee body pillow and somehow he claims to be being cured by said body pillow. Mymy tulpamancy doesn't work, you're just a freak !
Zaryan No.34478
>>34477
We're both posting on an Ongezellig forum you have no right to get on your high horse here. And she literally has cured me. Argue with results numbnuts.
Zaryan No.34480
>>34478
nigger you're masturbating in a sock.
Zaryan No.34481
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Zaryan No.34482
Geg
Zaryan No.34483
>>34480
I feel like most of you are missing the point. I am specifically NOT masturbating in, on, or around Mymy.
Zaryan No.34484
>>34483
yeah but you still masturbate in a sock.
Zaryan No.34485
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>>34480
>masturbating in a sock

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