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ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hello zarty! It's me - Dutchman, from a couple of months ago. To all my fellow dutch cucks sitting on this site - there is going to be a little prize hiding in Vondelpark in Am(jap)sterdam for all those willing to have it. It is of course zellig related. The thread will contain the coordinates or a photo of the spot once i hide it. Just wait...
this mightve been the wrong board, but i know you all use overboard anyway.
Am I really going to travel an hour in the train to try and find the prize? Of course I am.
i will update the board as soon as i am out of Amsterdam (not today)
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>Come to Vondelpark at night, nothing bad will happen I promise
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>>3148
better not to kill each other over that prize. it aint something big
better not to kill each other over that prize. it aint something big
Vondelpark, like fondle park, can I make it any more clear, you’re gonna get fondled
>>3150
why would i wait for you. i dont like amsterdam. i get out of there as fast as possible
why would i wait for you. i dont like amsterdam. i get out of there as fast as possible
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Someone's gonna get bombed and lose their limbs, lel
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hello zaryans. ive decided to say FUCK YOU to vondelpark and put it randomly somewhere around Japsterdam. Co ordinates of the prize will be shared once i hide it. good luck
-Dutchman
-Dutchman
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>>3191
>Dutchman, growing to hate his vondel audiance, subsequently canceled the prize out of spite.
>Dutchman, growing to hate his vondel audiance, subsequently canceled the prize out of spite.
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>>3197
i would never
i would never
the prize will be in a small waterproof bag cause you know the dutch weather. lol
-Dutchman
-Dutchman
>the prize will be in a small waterproof bag cause you know the dutch weather. lol
>-PINGAS MAN!
>-PINGAS MAN!
daily update: everything is going according to plan, zaryans. trvst the plQn
-Dutchman
-Dutchman
>>3211
Hoi Dutchman remember to edit the mayamails page to include your stuff
Hoi Dutchman remember to edit the mayamails page to include your stuff
>>3212
what the hell is mayamails. ive taken a couple months off from this site.
what the hell is mayamails. ive taken a couple months off from this site.
>>3213
>not the same Dutchman
Whoops. Open the ziki and search "mayamails" we need to check if the translation is 100% correct
>not the same Dutchman
Whoops. Open the ziki and search "mayamails" we need to check if the translation is 100% correct
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>>3214
seems fine or something idk
seems fine or something idk
>>3216
It's almost surely not, can you please take an in depth look?
It's almost surely not, can you please take an in depth look?
also make a different thread, as i am using this for the prize game...
this weekend zarty. you have two choices. one or two prizes. remember that if it's two itll take me longer...choose wisely.
-Dutchmam
-Dutchmam
MEDS
Everyone here is a ESL from eastern europe or south america, no one is actually dutch here. Stop glowing.
Everyone here is a ESL from eastern europe or south america, no one is actually dutch here. Stop glowing.
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>>3238
well see about that
well see about that
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>>3247
I'm nowhere near the netherlands, so it doesn't affect me whatsoever. I wish good fortune and happiness upon all my fellow zaryans, however, so I wish for them to get as many gifts as possible.
I'm nowhere near the netherlands, so it doesn't affect me whatsoever. I wish good fortune and happiness upon all my fellow zaryans, however, so I wish for them to get as many gifts as possible.
>>3249
i vill follow your advice and make 2 prizes hat will be scattered somewhere next to each other at different times...
-Dutchman
i vill follow your advice and make 2 prizes hat will be scattered somewhere next to each other at different times...
-Dutchman
>>3260
dont believe this impersonator. i really do hate zellig and i dont consider mymy aryan. also as i said earlier im trans.
-Dutchman
dont believe this impersonator. i really do hate zellig and i dont consider mymy aryan. also as i said earlier im trans.
-Dutchman
ive gotten into an accident and might have whiplash (or concussion) ill try and hide it today thoiugh
-Dutchman
-Dutchman
>>3269
my head hurts and i dont remember doinbg stuff my tabs are closing by themselves and they open even though i dont remember clicking
my head hurts and i dont remember doinbg stuff my tabs are closing by themselves and they open even though i dont remember clicking
>>3270
today felt great though the pressur3e is in my head tghough and pain in my lower back FUCK CARS
today felt great though the pressur3e is in my head tghough and pain in my lower back FUCK CARS
Not this weekend no. Still recovering from the accident. Trust me it's a good prize. Apologies.
-Dutchman
-Dutchman
>Dutchman, growing to hate his vondel audiance, subsequently canceled the prize out of spite.
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