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> Well, Mymy, I made it- despite your directions.
> Ah. Miss Vera. Welcome.
> I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable lunchen.
> Yeah...
> Oh, V O C ! My soup is ruined. But what if I were to purchase market food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Mymy.
> Ah-
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> Mymy!
> Teacher, I was just- uh, just testing my nerf on the windowsill. Defense against the Belgians. Care to join me?
> Why is there smoke coming out of your pot, Mymy?
> Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the chicken soup we're having. Mmm. Chicken soup. Whew.
> Miss Vera, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering Stroopwaffles.
> I thought we were having chicken soup.
> Nee nee. I said Waffen stroop. That's what I call Stroopwaffles.
> You call Stroopwaffles Waffen soups?
> Yes. It's a regional dialect.
> Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
> Uh, upper Drenthe.
> Really. Well, I'm from Assen, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Waffen stroop."
> Oh, not in Assen. No. It's a Japsterdam expression.
> I see. You know, these Stroopwaffles are quite similar to the ones they have at Kapitein Koek.
> Oh, no. Patented Mymy waffles. Old family recipe.
> For Stroopwaffles.
> Yes. Yes. And you call them "Waffen stroop" despite the fact that they are obviously Dutch.
> Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
> Of course.
> Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
> Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
> Belgian invasion!
> Uh- Belgian invasion at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
> Yes.
> May I see it?
> No.
> Mymy! We hebben een probleem! The house is on fire!
> No, Coco. It's just the Brabant knights.
> Well, Mymy, you are an idiot but I must say you stroop a good waffle.
But the title said coal tho, so it's ronic albeit
COALIEST VANTAMATTER STRAIGHT FROM DEPTHS OF CADO'S COINSLOT
Vera's womb is far beyond the point of incubating anything...
Not only are you a racebaiting coon, you're also retarded.
Cope
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