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Steamed coal Zaryan No.1353

> Well, Mymy, I made it- despite your directions.
> Ah. Miss Vera. Welcome.
> I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable lunchen.
> Yeah...

> Oh, V O C ! My soup is ruined. But what if I were to purchase market food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Mymy.
> Ah-

Ik ben het maar.MP3

> Mymy!
> Teacher, I was just- uh, just testing my nerf on the windowsill. Defense against the Belgians. Care to join me?
> Why is there smoke coming out of your pot, Mymy?
> Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the chicken soup we're having. Mmm. Chicken soup. Whew.

> Miss Vera, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering Stroopwaffles.
> I thought we were having chicken soup.
> Nee nee. I said Waffen stroop. That's what I call Stroopwaffles.
> You call Stroopwaffles Waffen soups?
> Yes. It's a regional dialect.
> Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
> Uh, upper Drenthe.
> Really. Well, I'm from Assen, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Waffen stroop."
> Oh, not in Assen. No. It's a Japsterdam expression.
> I see. You know, these Stroopwaffles are quite similar to the ones they have at Kapitein Koek.
> Oh, no. Patented Mymy waffles. Old family recipe.
> For Stroopwaffles.
> Yes. Yes. And you call them "Waffen stroop" despite the fact that they are obviously Dutch.

> Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
> Of course.
> Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
> Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
> Belgian invasion!
> Uh- Belgian invasion at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
> Yes.
> May I see it?
> No.

> Mymy! We hebben een probleem! The house is on fire!
> No, Coco. It's just the Brabant knights.
> Well, Mymy, you are an idiot but I must say you stroop a good waffle.

Zaryan No.1354
coalcoalcoalcoalcoalcoalcoal
Zaryan No.1355
gemgemgemgemgemgemgem
Zaryan No.1356
brimstonebrimstonebrimstonebrimstonebrimstonebrimstonebrimstone from fiery depths of niggerhell
Zaryan No.1357
Holy schizophasia
Zaryan No.1358
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>>1356
But the title said coal tho, so it's ronic albeit
Zaryan No.1359
didn't read but probably gem o algo
Zaryan No.1360
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>>1357
I want Massa to draw every black childrens Vera gave birth to with her nigger birthing incubating womb >>1357
what the fuck
Zaryan No.1361
>>1360
COALIEST VANTAMATTER STRAIGHT FROM DEPTHS OF CADO'S COINSLOT
Zaryan No.1362
>>1360
The fuck was this... I haven't seen
Zaryan No.1363
>>1362
Vera pregnant with twin niglets
Zaryan No.1364
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>>1363
>Vera pregnant with twins niglets
The zarty has fallen
Zaryan No.1365
cem
Zaryan No.1376
>>1360
Vera's womb is far beyond the point of incubating anything...
Not only are you a racebaiting coon, you're also retarded.
Zaryan No.1409
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>>1360
>>1364
>2 mixed race art suggestions
>yo tengo, mi hecking 'zellig woahjak site just fell, we are aryans an mierda o algo
zoyim chudcells really do act like xhis
Zaryan No.1414
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>>1376
Cope
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