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Who has this copypasta?
https://wiki.soyjak.party/List_of_copypastas/2#Which_ongezellig_girl_is_the_most_rapeable 24 replies omitted.

zaryans' thoughts on Ratchet and Clank? the old games I mean

you can tell this game is going to suck so much just by how hollow the commentary is, doebeit it has dinosaurs and Maya in it so I'll probably play it
https://youtu.be/F8zL969D6Ls?si=uWbxhNehaV5xkvne 4 replies omitted.

If you haven’t already had the displeasure of seeing this tourist nigger then let me show you a coalmine, is there anything we could do to xhim? Xhey are coaling up our gemmy community? I know it’s SNCA Xitter slop but they are forcing Mymy to be in yuricoal with a a Jewess. 306 replies omitted.

Zoot is alive and uh… It's kinda disappointing tbh
https://youtube.com/post/UgkxumeTFX06cQ4KN98NgEsrpp4qIVmusBAG 50 replies omitted.

Ok guys have you ever heard of the nigerian spoon launcher? he sounds like he's so scary! even the toughest of niggers we have in stock can't beat this supernatural niggentity! I heard he can teleport at night always stalking you in dark corners then BLAM! a metal spoon strikes you out of nowhere like a rocket!!
Then thats the part where you should run!!! for if you dont run out of the area (about 40 meters) then you're done for, for he will fire spoons at you until you're dead!!
Some say that NSL could also appear at broad daylight (in low populated suburban areas), however no evidence of this has happened.
<Info space >it is said His intentions are unclear, but due to the hostile nature of his actions, its more likely or not just regular nigger behavior
>it is said that he has been encountered at least 53 times (37 of them in nigeria, 16 in the us)
>it is said that he cannot speak english nor nigerian (he speaks an unknown niggerbabble language)
>it is said that he is about 2.5 meters tall
>In one of the sightings/attacks has occurred in a house.
>it is said that he once got into a hostile encounter with the benadryl man.
>Last seen on june 21st, Compton USA.

threat for my photoslop brimstone

first i did is maya, enjoy

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me thinks zoot should give me the site 29 replies omitted.

the DreadMy is finished painting, I'll get some nu pictures tomorrow cuz the lighting is pretty shit right now 4 replies omitted.

welcome to gemrock 1 replies omitted.

>AYClick WHAT Click DA Click PHUCK Click YTBOI, Click YOU Click CANTS Click DO Click DAT Click ON Click MY Click LANDZ Click DAT Click I Click OWNED Click FO' Click A Click GAZILLIONZ Click OF Click YEARS Click AND Click DINDU Click NUFFIN Click WIT Click IT Click
<does what he pleases anyways

Happy Thanksgiving guys! 7 replies omitted.

>NO ZARTY/SOY JACKS/RACISTS/GOONERS ALLOWED, ZERO EXCEPTIONS. If you see someone who fits under any of those categories, or if you see someone posting soyjacks or being racist or anything like that, report it IMMEDIATELY to one of the @Cocoian Admin, myself, or @Doctor Jrai, and we'll deal with it as soon as we possibly can, and that person will be immediately banned. This rule also overlaps with Rule 5, which states that no media pertaining to hateful groups, zarty or otherwise, is allowed here. 5 replies omitted.

Why can't whites 'great replace' other countries? 6 replies omitted.

What else to watch besides ongezellig and onion dwellers videos? 11 replies omitted.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG SHARTYCVCK WHAT IS THIS 104 replies omitted.

Hello Zarty. I got banned on Sharty for a week because of janny leakage SNCA. How are you?

As Again I saw a lot of muttmerican user on sharty /pol and they refused to give their full DNA or hand photo, why is it like that?Do merimutts really larping as white but they are shitskin mutt spic? 1 replies omitted.

zoot why when you post a new thread or reply it doesnt noko

Happy Thanksgiving Zaryans. I hope you have a blessed day, And I hope that the Schoppenboers would have a enjoy their day
But anyways what do you think would be the Schoppenboer sister favorite Thanksgiving food? Or any other Ongezellig character. I think Maya would like turkey. 43 replies omitted.

How to expose one zellig namefag author for making 'p? Like, she uses this imageboard sometimes. The more specific question is, how can I provide evidence without having the materials removed because it's 'p? I tried pixelating this earlier. It didn't work. 71 replies omitted.

Holy shit... 23 replies omitted.

Coco 1 replies omitted.

Tell me if you'd like more Vera hagmaxxing posts
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And no, I'm not talking about a normal soyjak. I'm talking about the polar opposite of a slopjak. If slopjaks look like eldritch piles of rancid shit with tons of awards and a few troonslop media, then that must mean the opposite would look like a godly fractal masterpiece or something.

i constructed a model tank last night. it's an M-48 patton main battle tank. while constructing it i realized the commander's hatch could fit my little paper mymy inside, and i thought i'd share it here. the loader's and driver's hatch both open up. 51 replies omitted.

Do you think there will be a series like ongezellig

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Zuz
https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Biohazard_Maker

hello all, I decided to try editing a 'ki for the first time and added some wordswordswords to the kate page (because its in my recent memory enough). I enjoy typing in my free time so id like to contribute a lot more, but im unfamiliar with 'ki editing and formatting. any feedback is appreciated. also any zaryans with knowledge of 'chiving - help with saving links and gathering sources to add would be much appreciated. also, feel free to give suggestions on what other pages to add to (include images and source links if possible). 70 replies omitted.

just learned that the dutch say "tasty cock" instead of "good job" 9 replies omitted.

mymyGODs won 4 replies omitted.

https://satanslibrary.org/666BlackSun/BlackSunMain.html 61 replies omitted.

I just want to die. I would like to take shotgun and blow up my skull like beutiful flower. I cant get over the fact how bad i am at kepping relationships up. I dont mean romantic but friendship. I have 0 social skills, ugly face and natural dick. Before thinking something twice i already said so awful and disgusting thing to be ever said on this god forsaken planet. i want to blow up my skull like a fucking flower. 14 replies omitted.

Don't you ever fear about your personal info getting leaked 17 replies omitted.

>BRAAAP, yes zoy, I am maya from ongezellig, now kiss me beautiful saar...
<kisses her and makes out with her maya... you're beautiful... 21 replies omitted.

>slouching
>shaking
>has scissor gait
>clumsy
>her bed creaks at night
guys, I think maya has parkinson's

Where does all the 'p spam on all altchans come from? 1 replies omitted.

fuck this nigger infested world and every faggot that lives in it I hope that an asteroid bigger than Apophis hits this shit rock and cause another mass extinction 7 replies omitted.

Kek your site sucks
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Only existing ones and no hostile pedo ones

1. Zarty (of course)
2. Shroom
3. Soyjak Wiki
4. Sharty
5. Shiwi (not a fucking site award)
6. SoyBooru
7. Swinny
8. SWABooru

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Absolutely kino franchise.
(except for troonbaby, kikenigger "adaptation") 4 replies omitted.

being a latinx white supremacist is justified becuase latinx isn't an ethnicity. even in the lowest estimate for people who are basically criollos and have 80%+ european ancestry in somewhere like brapxico (6%) that is still more people than the entire population of all white south africans combined. these people will likely by their own rationale vouch for europeans even with their own non-european ancestry. most "latinx" white supremacists like stonetoss or brap fuentes are also 80% europeans (im pretty sure the mom of stonetoss is basically a harniza/castiza/criolla so hes probally 90% european himself) who would lie close to the european genetic cline like ancient scythians/alans/saka would with modern europeans.
>INB4 innacurate
mexico one checks out at 32% 60%+ considering most harnizos will consider themselves white (i think it's at 27% now, but probally due to self-identification)
even in the most hilariously strict estimate of 90%+ european admixture, which leaves us at 3.5% in mexico there are still 4.5 million white mexicans, who technically outnumber 90%+ uruguayans who make up 50% of the country and by estimate 1.7 million. 14 replies omitted.

What will happen if we send the three girls back in time in German controlled Netherlands 10 replies omitted.

>Dr. Vera, I'm Coco 14 replies omitted.

I think its important to think "what would Napoleon say about Ongezellig" 19 replies omitted.

This guy is literally me.

Newest 'toss straight from 'assa ximself 6 replies omitted.

I don’t enjoy living I wish I could hang myself and wake up in a field of tulips next to Mymy instead. Life is overrated and I have no friends 47 replies omitted.

Quote's favorite sister is Coco
https://archive.ph/bIse0 15 replies omitted.

Just a heads up
Don’t bother reading these works:
Project Ongezoid: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74567966/chapters/194715286
The Downward Spiral of Maya Schoppenboer: A Two-Faced Charade: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74574771/chapters/194734826
The “endings” reveal that it was all a dream, and that none of your time or emotional investment mattered
Don’t waste your time 32 replies omitted.