Overboard

every time things are going well for me I can't help but tp start thinking about how they could go horribly wrong at any moment 1 replies omitted.

as mymy's biggest fan I need more items for the shrine I'm making, any ideas would be appreciated! 9 replies omitted.

a NIGGER 2 replies omitted.

can some artGOD draw negev doing a moneyspread, i think it would be kinda gemmy 11 replies omitted.

A Better call Saul X ongezellig cross over would be super zemmy 6 replies omitted.

https://soyzellig.party/zelligwiki/index.php//co/
>New lee just dropped

hallo. i have a 14gb folder of primarily ongezellig content i want to drop before my eventual departure from 'zellig as a whole. does anyone know where i would be able to drop it as catbox.moe only allows up to 200mb? 9 replies omitted.

Guys why is /qa/ getting full of 'zellig threads
Are we goated?

i'm out for blood

New clittycord 'zellig OC just dropped 143 replies omitted.

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, THE /ZELLIG BOARD HAS BEEN RAIDED!!! 9 replies omitted.

skibidi 3 replies omitted.

'zellingtrannies... bow down to ME

>spend childhood and teenage years in complete isolation because schizo-Christian parents; dropped out of school because of them
>grow up with internet, become completely fucked in head as a result of the combination
>so much boredom’s and loneliness, no ability to focus anymore from emotional pain
>develop impulsive drug habit
>be a sociopathic tinder man-whore for two years in attempt to mooch off girlfriends and run away from parents until the China flu ruins that
>move back in with parents, complete mental trainwreck
>try to work jobs and make friends and become normie
>mocked and taken advantage of
>watch as tiny freckle turns into giant mole during time period
>isolated again
>become workaholic
>burnout, health fears, isolation lead up to worsening habits
>joyride parent’s car after heavy drinking one night
>speed into ditch; getting a concussion, totaling car and spending 3 nights in jail
>working as much as possible to pay legal expenses
>mole continues to grow, realize I’m developing cancer
>cannot afford any form of preventative measures due to legal expenses and overall high costs without insurance
>realize I will die from a preventable cancer because all my money is going to the government and my last days will be spent grinding like an enslaved pawn all alone

I may be a dumbass, but I won’t be a dumbass for very long.
>At least the sky was beautiful today

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>zelling.. le bad or something!
zooty zoot why can they not type zellig correctly

'zelling fans are all city slickers

MAYA IS BLACK

What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf. 100 replies omitted.

rape 1 replies omitted.

how do u lucid dream? ive been trying for a while
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep 17 replies omitted.