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does anyone still post on this
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>>2756
I wasn't here to reply to the previous replies, but it does make sense because if there's a set amount of people and the IPs accumulate, you could justify the quadratic exponentiality by assuming this:
>Imagine there's one person who uses the zarty, he uses different proxies and generates unique IPs every time. Now add a second user and the IPs double, and so on and on.
The counter just 2 hours ago was at 5800ish, we could take samples every day at a certain hour and plot it.
I wasn't here to reply to the previous replies, but it does make sense because if there's a set amount of people and the IPs accumulate, you could justify the quadratic exponentiality by assuming this:
>Imagine there's one person who uses the zarty, he uses different proxies and generates unique IPs every time. Now add a second user and the IPs double, and so on and on.
The counter just 2 hours ago was at 5800ish, we could take samples every day at a certain hour and plot it.
>>2608
>does anyone still post on this
Now that 4chan troonjannies once again add another distopian feature of filtering saying nigger, tranny, kike more that 3 times altchans will only grow.
>does anyone still post on this
Now that 4chan troonjannies once again add another distopian feature of filtering saying nigger, tranny, kike more that 3 times altchans will only grow.
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I love Mymy so much I wonder if I blew my head off would I find her on the other side
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>>41112
she is so
she is so
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Hello my nobles
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>>41092
>It's all based on an unsubstantiated assumption that private ownership automatically translates to competence, and that the public ownership translates to indifference.
you're actually retarded kys
>>41103
Unlike you I have actually read his argument and understood it.
Unlike you I have actually read his argument and understood it.
Also there is 99% chance you are the brapzillian, the laughing stock of the entire website. Not necessarily in position to call anyone retarded.
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new mymy redesign
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The Big Lez show is not a zellig, but hypothetically, for the sake of the argument what if it was and Maya ongezellig met Leslie
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Someone draw big lez in ongezellig art style 2 replies omitted.
>>40601
Ok then, I also request an MSpaintGOD to draw zellig in the big lez style.
Ok then, I also request an MSpaintGOD to draw zellig in the big lez style.
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>>40642
Ok now draw it but with coco chilling with Quinton and Lez telling that cunt maya to come out of her fucking shell while he dosed her with drugs
Ok now draw it but with coco chilling with Quinton and Lez telling that cunt maya to come out of her fucking shell while he dosed her with drugs
/brabant/
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Mods, delete /brabant/. I'm tired of it. And not only me.
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>>3791
I wish this board was rebranded to /calm/
I wish this board was rebranded to /calm/
/zellig/
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>Japanese
>Consume dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obsession over dutch animated bird mascots
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Somehow fucking escape your country at the age of 10 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a family with a South African orphan and a loser femcel who are willing to take you
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be dutch
Yep, she's the perfect zaryan
>Consume dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obsession over dutch animated bird mascots
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Somehow fucking escape your country at the age of 10 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a family with a South African orphan and a loser femcel who are willing to take you
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be dutch
Yep, she's the perfect zaryan
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>Brazilian
>Consume Dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obssesion over Dutch animated girls
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Escape your country at age 18 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a Utrechter willing to take you in
>IRL Coco win
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be Italian
Yep, I'm the perfect Zaryan.
>Consume Dutch media since early childhood
>Develop an obssesion over Dutch animated girls
>Grow resentment to your nation
>Escape your country at age 18 and go to the Netherlands
>Find a Utrechter willing to take you in
>IRL Coco win
>Act like nothing happened and claim to be Italian
Yep, I'm the perfect Zaryan.
/brabant/
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99% of this board for some reason
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>>3776
they lost doe
they lost doe
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/zellig/
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Yesterday I had a dream about eating a stroopwafel because of ongezellig, is it over for me?
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I'm obssesed with the girls but they never appear, rather I'm bombarded with random SNCA irl hotties made up by my brain. My dreams are literally coals in a sea of gems
Most of my zellig related dreams aren’t even about interacting with the girls, but rather the show becoming popular. I’ve had several dreams where a famous streamer watches Ongezellig and it makes the show blow up in popularity.
>>40984
>I've had multiple dreams where the show gets invaded by normies
Those are called nightmares
>I've had multiple dreams where the show gets invaded by normies
Those are called nightmares
>>40993 yeah but imagine if it became so popular that it gives Massa a reason to work on it again
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Mymy once said "Trans rights are human rights" and she's proud of it
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Biggest bait ever seen on the zarty
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Anyone have this translated? I bet it's somewhere but I can't find it
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>dutch third language (DTL)
>>40673
zesjescultuur is just always doing the minimum to go to the next grade/pass a test fyi
zesjescultuur is just always doing the minimum to go to the next grade/pass a test fyi
>>40915
It's basically "the culture of the 6 (mark)", surprised someone got it wrong
It's basically "the culture of the 6 (mark)", surprised someone got it wrong
>>40915
xhe's basically putting her finger on just the surface of the dyke and not digging deeper (or hovever the land is reclaimed)
xhe's basically putting her finger on just the surface of the dyke and not digging deeper (or hovever the land is reclaimed)
/zellig/
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WE ARE SO BACK ZARYANS
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nawww bruh. bro sent unidentified rapist niggacoal ☠️ ESL ahh nigga
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>>40958
a little birdie flied up to me and told me this btw
a little birdie flied up to me and told me this btw
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i cant find the thread for this absolute kino anymore what happened
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>>40872
We believe in you
We believe in you
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/qa/
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/zellig/
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>agugu created by a Serbcuck
Ohnononono
Ohnononono
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>agugu spammer was French shitskin
Zartygoogoogaga...
Zartygoogoogaga...
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>creating agugu
/qa/
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zarty if they brought back /zate/ and /agugu/
>a board becomes so dominant and unmanageable the mindbroken administration blocks it entirely
it's /qa/ situation all over again
it's /qa/ situation all over again
>>5891
It was like three guys shitflinging all day. I wouldn't call it dominant or unmanageable, just low-quality, like neptune's burgers.
It was like three guys shitflinging all day. I wouldn't call it dominant or unmanageable, just low-quality, like neptune's burgers.
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>LOOK GUYZ, THE JOKE IS POOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>GET IT??????????????? IM SHOWING CROPPED PORN AS A """"""""""JOKE"""""""""""""
>ISNT THAT FUNNY????????? ISNT SHOWING MY PORN ADDICTION AS MAYMAYS HILARIOUS????????????????????
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>GET IT??????????????? IM SHOWING CROPPED PORN AS A """"""""""JOKE"""""""""""""
>ISNT THAT FUNNY????????? ISNT SHOWING MY PORN ADDICTION AS MAYMAYS HILARIOUS????????????????????
Maybe you should kill yourself. Your blown out skull would be 100x more comedic than whatever shit-for-brains faggotry you spew out of that bird app you fucking retard. 6 replies omitted.
>>5866
I am talking about YouTube, which is 100 times more Aryan than whatever projection you're doing. Xhe uses cropped ongezellig porn as xhis thumbs
I am talking about YouTube, which is 100 times more Aryan than whatever projection you're doing. Xhe uses cropped ongezellig porn as xhis thumbs
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Mymy's VA covered a song by kpop band SEVENTEEN. The same band has a song titled "My My"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA9IPpmJbh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh7i4X9iIVc
>>40759
just to spite you i will obsessively stalk her every move and i will find her address and kill her and dump her corpse in a river
just to spite you i will obsessively stalk her every move and i will find her address and kill her and dump her corpse in a river
>>40760
We must kidnap her and force her to VA every fan made zellig content that exists and that will exist....
We must kidnap her and force her to VA every fan made zellig content that exists and that will exist....
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ZÓÓT... kocham cię zóót... pocałuj mnie proszę ziut...
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Zoot ty musisz zrobić mi 6 dzieci zoot ty nie masz wyboru zoot jesteś moim posłusznym belgijskim chłopom czy nie tak zoot?
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We won Mayabros
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>>37909
>specifically banned for GET stealing, not for raiding
I have never seen this happen before, 90% of GET steals typically result in a perma.
>specifically banned for GET stealing, not for raiding
I have never seen this happen before, 90% of GET steals typically result in a perma.
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>>37909
Incredibly Zased and Zelligpilled.
Incredibly Zased and Zelligpilled.