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im an autist and i want to yap abt ongezellig to fellow autists can anyone help me with that
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>>57822
Open a thread about a random topic you want to discuss or browse in the sea of older threads to make more yapperalds
Open a thread about a random topic you want to discuss or browse in the sea of older threads to make more yapperalds
You got one thing right and that is posting in /zellig/ and no /q/ like retarded newfags do.
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Why is it so easy to bait brownoids by mentioning Israel and Palestine? It's like they completely lose any ability to tell they're being fucked with
>>7176
They can only think with reaction. it's in their DNA you know. no critical thinking whatsoever.
They can only think with reaction. it's in their DNA you know. no critical thinking whatsoever.
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Do y'all think that BBC and BWC talk should be banned from the Zarty?
Unlike in the Sharty, where it's aimed towards adult women, zaryans usually say it towards the 'zellig sisters who are all underaged, the exception being Vera.
I know it's a joke and whatnot but it is 100% going to attract pedos to this place as a bunch of oldfags were already exposed to be nonces themselves. I'm afraid it might continue the stereotype of zaryans being pedos if this were to continue. 27 replies omitted.
Unlike in the Sharty, where it's aimed towards adult women, zaryans usually say it towards the 'zellig sisters who are all underaged, the exception being Vera.
I know it's a joke and whatnot but it is 100% going to attract pedos to this place as a bunch of oldfags were already exposed to be nonces themselves. I'm afraid it might continue the stereotype of zaryans being pedos if this were to continue. 27 replies omitted.
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>The spam they do now is not as retarded as the one we did back in my day
>>56654
as a member of the bwc therapy administration community im gonna have to pass xher on to the bbc therapy administration community
as a member of the bwc therapy administration community im gonna have to pass xher on to the bbc therapy administration community
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A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
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B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
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>>13536
how it feels trying to make a joke on the interwebs and someone doesn't get it
how it feels trying to make a joke on the interwebs and someone doesn't get it
>>13536
i've been a soycuck since 2022 and i still don't know what thrembo is
i've been a soycuck since 2022 and i still don't know what thrembo is
>>13779
chad for not reading the wiki but also retarded for not knowing by now
chad for not reading the wiki but also retarded for not knowing by now
>>13531
deel thrembo is actually real but you guys are not ready for it
deel thrembo is actually real but you guys are not ready for it
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Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread
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I looked at the entire thing
I got a few dozen Coco pictures now
Thank you
I got a few dozen Coco pictures now
Thank you
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2 bees over a sea
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>2 bees over a sea
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Evrazian quads
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please keep gay countrywarsex shit to your containment board >>>/brabant/
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS SOMEONE BOMBARDED THE BOORU WITH PORN
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Whoever did this, thank you so much
Let the Agartha be upon ye :] 10 replies omitted.
Let the Agartha be upon ye :] 10 replies omitted.
>>57769
>what normal person sees: a funny banner
>what obsessed faggot sees: discord, namefags, underage, jannies, R_Terra
>what normal person sees: a funny banner
>what obsessed faggot sees: discord, namefags, underage, jannies, R_Terra
>>57769
Translated: I use discord but using it is good only when I do it
Translated: I use discord but using it is good only when I do it
>>57785
he forgot to dilate and now his cordclitty is leaking so he had to bring it to the zarty
he forgot to dilate and now his cordclitty is leaking so he had to bring it to the zarty
>>57786
Exactly, dude has discord drama with this guy and decided to "my personal army" here
Exactly, dude has discord drama with this guy and decided to "my personal army" here
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Can somebody please behead elon musk
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>>>57771
Found another proxy to post with and pedobait again award
Found another proxy to post with and pedobait again award
>>57774
Its massadownie nigger leaking that he has been revealed to be a pedo nigger
Its massadownie nigger leaking that he has been revealed to be a pedo nigger
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guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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do zaryans also like radiohead?
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>>57721
I :zelligheart: RadioHead
Ironically one can discover a lot of nice music thanks to Ongezellig
I :zelligheart: RadioHead
Ironically one can discover a lot of nice music thanks to Ongezellig
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MAKE A NEW BOORU NOWWWWW
PLEASEEEEEE 78 replies omitted.
PLEASEEEEEE 78 replies omitted.
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/index.php?q=post/view/1004
LORENZOYURICACAFAGMUZA98 POSTED YURI, BOORUFAG REMOVE IT
LORENZOYURICACAFAGMUZA98 POSTED YURI, BOORUFAG REMOVE IT
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I made a graph based on the visualizations of deel 1+2 about the popularity of ongezellig
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>>57474
Even if it got 8M views, it's hard to make a second episode when you're burned out and depressed, but don't worry I understand you guys want to conveniently leave out half his reasons whenever you feel like coping and crying and pissing your pants a little bit.
Even if it got 8M views, it's hard to make a second episode when you're burned out and depressed, but don't worry I understand you guys want to conveniently leave out half his reasons whenever you feel like coping and crying and pissing your pants a little bit.
>>57650
>>57652
>"Look at us Internationals, we're the majority audience now and we are responsible for most of the good things that happened to Ongezellig hurt durr!!"
>Trends graph shows high correlation with rule 34 searches
>"THAT DAMN DUTCH AUDIENCE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF GOONERS HURR DURR!!"
I would ask how it feels to look in a mirror but you've probably avoided those for a while now since you're an ugly ESL nigger, retard.
>>57652
>"Look at us Internationals, we're the majority audience now and we are responsible for most of the good things that happened to Ongezellig hurt durr!!"
>Trends graph shows high correlation with rule 34 searches
>"THAT DAMN DUTCH AUDIENCE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF GOONERS HURR DURR!!"
I would ask how it feels to look in a mirror but you've probably avoided those for a while now since you're an ugly ESL nigger, retard.
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I played cyberpunk 2077 and got the tower ending. This ending answers Dex's first question. Poor V...
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/zellig/
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why is maya the least liked out of the trio?
i look like this and say this by the way
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>>57709
Coco's facade is genuine and sincere, it's simply her "better side of character", which she covers the other, "weak Coco" with.
Coco's facade is genuine and sincere, it's simply her "better side of character", which she covers the other, "weak Coco" with.
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You watch what I say (Watch what I say)
Watch what I do, (Because I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
I know you're tryin' to get somewhere
You watch what you say (Watch what I do)
I'm gonna get on you, (I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
You're never gonna go nowhere
Watch what I do, (Because I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
I know you're tryin' to get somewhere
You watch what you say (Watch what I do)
I'm gonna get on you, (I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
You're never gonna go nowhere
>>57709
>a facade, which Maya doesn’t have
The hell you say! Or did you forget where she told Coco she sits during the break? It’s a clumsy shield, and can therefore be dismantled quickly (as with her “Parkinson’s” excuse), but it’s still definitely there.
Actually, to some extent, her quietness in the classroom is a shield in and of itself; she’s so afraid of making a fool of herself in social situations that she doesn’t even try. Again, it’s a different shield from Coco’s, protecting different things for different reasons, but it’s still there
>a facade, which Maya doesn’t have
The hell you say! Or did you forget where she told Coco she sits during the break? It’s a clumsy shield, and can therefore be dismantled quickly (as with her “Parkinson’s” excuse), but it’s still definitely there.
Actually, to some extent, her quietness in the classroom is a shield in and of itself; she’s so afraid of making a fool of herself in social situations that she doesn’t even try. Again, it’s a different shield from Coco’s, protecting different things for different reasons, but it’s still there
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Tiktok has been banned
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG 6 replies omitted.
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG 6 replies omitted.
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Nothing ever FUCKING happens...
https://x.com/TikTokPolicy/status/1881030712188346459
https://x.com/TikTokPolicy/status/1881030712188346459
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>>57655
If you would please consult the charts
If you would please consult the charts
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Nada hamburguesa
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post adult agugu in this thread
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>>57612
For Coco it's obvious that you should be obsessed with colored cocks all the time
For Coco it's obvious that you should be obsessed with colored cocks all the time
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>>>57612
>For Coco it's obvious that you should be obsessed with colored cocks all the time
>For Coco it's obvious that you should be obsessed with colored cocks all the time
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Do the mods at the shitty consider using this board a rule violation because it says I was banned, also it seems odd that I was banned half a month ago but was using it until yesterday
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>>8051
I meant 4chan's /qa/, also we abandoned it after Frootcord, no one wants to post on dataminey.gov and the fact that Froot made TWO /zellig/ boards without anyone asking (or us going back to using them) says a lot on our integrity
I meant 4chan's /qa/, also we abandoned it after Frootcord, no one wants to post on dataminey.gov and the fact that Froot made TWO /zellig/ boards without anyone asking (or us going back to using them) says a lot on our integrity
Sorry, but you haven't convinced me to stay here. But i want zarty to be aryan alive and not discord infected if that possible or maybe I'll get out of the soysphere if my life circumstances become bad. I wish you good luck, but luck isn't enough at this moment.
>>8053
>not discord infected
That is actually impossible, you would need to erase the memory of the soysphere from every discorder's head (or Discord as an app would need to die)
Good luck 'teen
>not discord infected
That is actually impossible, you would need to erase the memory of the soysphere from every discorder's head (or Discord as an app would need to die)
Good luck 'teen
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/soy/ 5000000 GET is coming. You WILL steal IT.
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>>1119
Cobby and Poog
Cobby and Poog
/qa/
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get