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>>12144
>I did not mean to imply that I will be shuting the site for certain
def shutting down the site in september
kuz...
If you do ever shut it down you WILL upload an archive of all the content, right?
Yeah, I will.
Here is another public arch
https://archive.org/details/soyzelligparty02032024
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By content, i meant official massa art/animations, not fan creations.
Same, at a glance I wasn't really interested in zellig until I noticed the chuddy fanbase around it
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All you need is a ball, good comfortable shoes and a few people and you can start playing. The main advantages of this sport are a decrease in blood pressure, loss of fat tissue, and improvement of physical fitness and endurance. Playing soccer for an hour a day will burn at least 600 calories. Stroopwafel has 424 calories per 100 grams, so we can guess why Mymy plays football.
The more you move, the more stroopwafels you can eat :)
2 replies omitted.that is dutch korfball mymy doesnt play globoist 'cry about every injury' soccer
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The largest meta-analysis [https://bjui-journals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/bju.13010] available on this topic provides the following data on the size of the penises of residents of different countries (obtained by measurement):
• Europeans (France, Scotland, Italy, Germany, Greece, Bulgaria): flaccid — 9.74 cm, erect — 13.93 cm.
• Islamic world (Turkey, Jordan, Egypt, Iran): flaccid — 8.59 cm, erect — 12.64 cm.
• Asians (Korea): flaccid — 7.7 cm, erect — 11.7 cm.
• Africans (Nigeria, Tanzania): flaccid — 8.16 cm, erect — 11.5 cm.
• India: flaccid — 8.21 cm, erect — 10.88 cm.
Total Aryan Victory.
12 replies omitted.I see, that's interesting.
Yeah, i guess it depends on the ethnicity, since i have also heard about SBC. Not sure what can affect the size of the genetelia doe.
He's a TGP Romanian living among BIC Italians and uses this to cope
Trvthnbomb that is more destructive than the 2010 volcano eruptions
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glittering gemstone
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Ive heard the manga becomes dogshit after a while albeit. 9 replies omitted.
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as much as i think i can get away with, there'll definitely be sharty references and some stuff i wanna reveal later
who knows. maybe the zoomers will love it and they will carry the torch of zellig into the new era. godspeed.
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DONT WORRY FRIEND I GOT THE OTHER ONE
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Primo Victoria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxTJ9Xb9Ec
To hell and Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBz7MX2bLcM
Ik ben het maar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8ivqZ-iTpo
right now i have
Ik ben het maar and auf der heide bluht ein kleines blumelein, and all the other ones people put
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vqgdSsfqPs
R.E.M. | Losing My Religion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
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GEEEEEEEEEG COCOONS YOURE NOT RECOVERING FROM THIS MIGHT AS WELL JUST COME OUT TO IS ABOUT YOUR BBC ADDICTION GEEEEEEG
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGhAUfiZ6rM
>Soyquote Time
>come on 'jak your friends
>we're going to raid some
>4cuck threads
>with Chud the Jak and
>Bernd the Troony
>the seethe will be infinity
>it's Soyquote Time!
>Hey Cobson
>why'd you steal our gemmies?
>pretty sure we didn't
>ask to have our OCs
>taken away
>by some vanta-black tranitor
>just who do you think your are!?
>You king of 'stone
>it would be cool
>if you'd go home
>but you're brimstone!
>Probably want to
>build a Soytan
>from out of our OCs!
>Now that's just nutty talk
>Nigga that's pretty nutty
>it's probably something else (or however my frozen burgers are cooked and fried).
>Hey Cobson
>why'd you take our gemmies?
>Really can't remember
>giving you permission.
>Where could it be?
>Gonna go and find you
>and I promise when we dox you
>gonna send you 'zas!
>You king of coal
>stop being bold
>it's getting old
>you NASCOAL nerd!
>Can't believe you'd
>steal our OCs
>from under our nosies (Oy Veys!).
>We'll get to the bottom of this
>don't you worry,
>we'll get our 'jaks back in the end.
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, ZOICACAS WHAT IS THIS?????????
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
isnt that the asocial in dutch fag who discovered 'ellig from kiwifarms
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I expected that it would be very cringe but whatever
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I used AI to upscale the piece because 1037x583 on the original looks like shit and is too small. 32 replies omitted.
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The halfassed lyrics I promised
>>11603
These are my autismo lyrics here:
Woah ooh ooh ooh oh oh Story of Ongezellig!
MAYA: Mollusk senpai, man i love this guy, Coco says ‘hoi’, Story of ‘zellig!
COCO: Please help Maya, I need it alot, you know computers and I do not. About it alot. Na na na Know it alot. Do you think it would be better, to make presentations together? Together? Nah nah nah together?
MAYA: Ik zit vast, i think im lost, i wanna place out of here.
I’ve got my problems, and you’ve got yours, I can deal with them on my own. My ADD is all you think of me, you know, I’m better off alone. I’ve got my problems, and you’ve got yours, I can deal with them on my own. My ADD is all you think of me, you know, I’m better off alone.
My own island, gemmy, diamonds, i wish I was there, MYMY: Gekoloniseerd!
My presentation and VOC, there's no way that i won't be, class rep me, empress of all land and sea. My presentation, it was the best. VERA: Yea no, Mymy give it a rest. You and Maya, my office, na de les.
MAYA: What's this I see, my online history? Coco’s presenting it in front of class.
I’ve got my problems, and you’ve got yours, I can deal with them on my own. My ADD is all you think of me, you know, I’m better off alone. I’ve got my problems, and you’ve got yours, I can deal with them on my own. My ADD is all you think of me, you know, I’m better off alone.
OK, set it straight, I have got to concentrate. I did it, I have won. But I don’t even have sentence one.
I’ve screwed up now, my hands are tied. I need some help, I can no longer hide. My sisters here, they can give me help. All would be fine, if Mymy stopped bothering about myself. (Woah ooh ooh ooh oh oh Story of Ongezellig) I’ll just go by myself, don't need any friend’s help, rather that than no mother.
COCO: Any apologies Maya?
MAYA: I’ve got my problems, and you’ve got yours, I can deal with them on my own. My ADD is all you think of me, you know, I’m better off alone. I’ve got my problems, and you’ve got yours, I can deal with them on my own. If it weren’t for you I wouldn't be lonely and I wouldn’t have any… PRESENTATIE!
(solo)
It is just me, past me you should see, but please don't let me be… Story of Ongezellig!
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Can you tell us why this happened for those who don't keep up with the latest drama™
Holy dilation, doll was just looking for any excuse to get rid of you
but what about the shemmy stuff? how are you a pedo? you're 14/15 right
Foodists are attentionwhore namefags who live off attention, the more u mention them you just fuel their motivation to spread more 'p or whatever
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>established on the nuremberg trials
we must punish those evil nazi chuds, or however the jews are gassed
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(P.S. you'd probably want to remove the "SPOILER_" part of 2021-05-20.wav since that was most likely from being spoilered on discord and not apart of the actual filename).
God I wish guitars were real
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The ratio should be 3x1, so these should work. Thanks!
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Zoot whyyyy
I think you killed it completely but you betrayed™ us
4 replies omitted.It's real cp yes and I've also seen it posted in the sharty even doe froot supposedly put an anti-cp filter in place
The fact i even had to see that feels sickening, i really wish i hadnt
The "people" who post this are all truly and unequivocally evil in every sense of the word
Not one imageboard do they leave unturned in their quest to share these gruesome horrors
Rest on your pour soul and all others who suffer because of this clique, we can't apologize enough
This is by no means an obligation. Don't hesitate to leave the site for a bit, you don't have to see anything longer than you want to. It is our job to delete and take care of legally the content that is posted here no matter what.
Take these tips into account, but do realize that this is not common. Don't live in fear forever, just take the appropriate action that you can manage and leave the rest to us when a problem comes up. Again this should not be common. Please do not worry yourself.
We are all here for your concerns
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here you go bro
What happened to the community project that was started with this? Might be a good time to reboot it
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Hitler is her favorite painter
It's because the are NIGG... I mean, yeah, it's not their style.
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Yes, apparently there’s a huge divide in the community and both sides don’t really like each other for certain reasons, though some don’t care much and will still intermingle with each side
>>11819
It’s not exactly quite THAT bad, one of the most popular ongezellig artists was known to use this site and was in the server and is still in the server to this day
The mods know I posted here but I they don’t consider it a big deal. As long as you aren’t doxxing people/aren’t saying slurs etc. they won’t ban you as far as I can tell
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"Hey, where are you from?"
"Eerhhm... Japsterdam... sure, Japsterdam, in Drenthe. I'm pure Dutch"
"Now we'll check it"
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that's a really well done chudjak, and mymy so sisa thoughever. gem out of 10
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My honest reaction
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<eww.. you're cringe
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING FEMCEL YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX 6 replies omitted.
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He said so
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>he says he found it on here
weird, cause I don't remember it being reposted here at all, it comes from this sharty thread btw: https://archive.vn/HeIed
And yes this happened when froot's servers shat themselves for the 5000th time hence no images, you'll just have to trust me bro
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Yeah but would you go into a public place and scream "FREE ZELLIG" while you did it?
Of course and I'll have my cardboard cutout of Mymy with me
