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I'm rewatching Ongezellig now and I just saw that the first deel only has 614,144 views, despite being uploaded in 2019. This is why I believe both the site and the series have such low and stagnated userbase numbers. I believe the solution is to start a massive shilling campaign in order to make this number rise.
But how? How can all 10 users of this website achieve such a massive feat? I believe that we can manage, and if we coordinate ourselves with our Zaryans abroad in /co/, /soy/, /qa/ and elsewhere, we can attain the goal of making Ongezellig popular and building a vibrant community that Massa can take as inspiration to continue.
ITT: We formulate a plan to get all Ongezellig deels to 1,000,000 views each. Drop your ideas below, because we will revive this show or die trying.
The scene changes to NAZgard seen standing in a circle of smoking pits. Zoot is inside, eyes closed, hand held over the zorb which is glowing with flames
ZOOT VOICE OVER: The soysphere is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of NAZgard......and Brimdor? To stand against the might of Zoot and REDACTED......and the union of the two 'cord servers?
The camera pans over Shartycord and takes our eye up the chatlog until it reaches the first message by REDACTED at the top
ZOOT VOICE OVER: Together, my Lord REDACTED...... we shall rule all the Image Boards.
The zems of NAZgard are being ripped down, and thrown into the pits. Zoot is seen walking through watching the ziggers feed the furnaces, molten iron being poured into the "comment" field and naz posts and rage baits being made.
ZOOT VOICE OVER : The Old World will burn in the fires of industry. The zems will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the NAZ coal and the baits...... and the iron fists of the Zigger. We have only to remove those who oppose us.
Zoot watches as yet another pet nigger is born from the ground.
ZOOT: I want them armed and ready to march within two weeks!
ZIGGER: But, my lord, there are too many! They cannot all be armed in time, we don't have the means.
ZOOT: Build more twitter accounts, attract more troon migrants, work in MS Paint night and day.
ZIGGER: We don't have enough 'p to feed the ziggers!
SARUMAN: The Pages of Foenkie's Boorugorn lies on our doorstep. Download the posts!
ZIGGER: Yes...
Back inside NAZgard, Zoot is talking to a /co/ user
/CO/OMER: We will fight for you.
ZOOT: Swear it.
The /co/omer cuts his palm
/CO/OMER: We will die for Zoot.
Zoot is outside now, surrounded by a group of /co/omers
ZOOT: The chuds took your lands! They drove your people into other shows to scratch a living off non-zellig troonslop.
/CO/OMER: Murderers!
ZOOT: Take back the show they stole from you. Burn every chuddy place!
The /co/omers cheer and run off.
They are seen running into a Zarty village with walls of texts about how chuds are the reason ongezellig got cancelled.
ZOOT VOICE OVER: We have only to remove those who oppose us... It will begin in the Zarty. Too long have these racists stood against you. But no more.
A Zaryan lady (Agartha) is seen saddling a horse and beckons to her zildren
AGARTHA: Nate! Nate! You take your sister. You'll go faster with just two.
EVA BRAUN: Papa says Nate must not ride Impjack. He is too big for him.
Agartha lifts the children onto the horse
AGARTHA: Listen to me. You must ride to the Shemmy and raise the alarm. Do you understand me?
NATE: Yes, Mama.
Eva Braun starts to cry
EVA BRAUN: I don't want to leave. I don't want to go, Mama.
AGARTHA: (holding Eva Braun's face) Eva, I will find you there.
Agartha glances at the running people and sees the masses of Wildmen coming into the village
AGARTHA: Quickly! (the children ride off) Go, child.
As the children look back they see the village being burnt and the villagers being attacked by /co/omers and pet niggers
ZOOT VOICE OVER: The Zarty, my lord......is ready to fall.
He most likely wants to spam zooru with his disgusting brimstone like zellig p and yuri
You wake up as Studio Massa in early 2021. (You also have knowledge of Dutch language and culture and etc). What are your actions for the next few years regarding Ongezellig?
need Zaryan backup shitcord trannies are trying to brap on some of the posts today lol
hoep you like it
mymy blanket
R: 5 / V: 1
why are my sharty threads being auto moved to /qa/
posting this here because this is the only good splinter
The Zarty has evolved guys. Its not just white guys anymore. What I mean by that is the diversity on this site has increased exponentially. I dont like this one fucking bit. Who knows if there are niggers hiding here?
Is this a nothingwaffle or will this have effect on anything?
Every zaryan must try to take the get with ongezellig sisters, there is an active discord that is trying to steal it with artificially boosting pph
Found a bunch of old Google forms Massa made to let paypigs vote on what he should draw for the month, I'm thinking it would be a fun idea to use the options that didn't win as drawing ideas for our own illustrations.
>Just like my hecking alternative history art, WAOW!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MkAN_D4gPIUMbiJzzke4S8-YbnRYOQyntdNGf8unlF0/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/11oJzcpY7QAGHJ7gitmgrxrskyTqNC-0oGHKtvXYV_xY/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xZXfDViZVV-Z8CEG0sb5EyfEvXjMie0cEaTEqsWqzmg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1tvNS9ThTjW0RfyrQ2XsxTjXhzWSPEE8-4IVwmqf-pQA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1svoZ7-ejUwyzGDLjXYrvFfl8wbyqp8xaXvaCEfrUnDQ/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1P6--FNdWq3lJir0cV2_vgVPIMTdpY29UzO7EJ0Atyzs/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1gDp34KxNm0idvGs17LfnBwV0BnOKvwPG8SxOzdtdeH4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J72OzHSmjC0LBtRB61ExyyHI0NB71NdAD_v0mumZmkI/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1xvL172yLa75vrxKjhy4WtJ47bqMNC6Rpu8bYAjITEQk/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mmUMcAfM0O_ZJKzEqfP_P5U3GcYcqoVOCwjnzjaWVc4/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17f9Cr-Jji7StPj2u7pgDEFxlRgVmGjP_Vf1KAhhDiMo/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wqlKRJOFZC6z-0-BhCDbCcfKSUKOMufwmAGcJqHpD9Y/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ORnDR_VTfM-BHkVkJmpdfAA8RnxONf96b-x4GZLRGwA/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1W2ryEkuzfieyjmars9MmW5OWn1-UV5N8TWM4KmPcXKE/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1C-UIhtGJeRW3SBV7QU0y21UXiH11xU9-_5GaFm3U_lg/
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZD9QvwoMwSoz_GEBUtRK-ahvlMHYuzc9Wp2CHEskn6U/
I see that on the urban dictionary, there are NO definitions related to 'zellig and soyzellig.party! This is a huge issue. Zaryans, let's fix this by making entries for "Ongezellig" "Soyzellig" "Zellig" and other gemmy words and add references to soyzellig.party and also TND and TTD.
>be Studio Massa
>have some great ideas and some years to animate them to make a niche Dutch animation
>foreign /co/ browsers discover and attach to the show, some inevitably make porn of the characters
>no problem, throws that shit on a booru, and makes sure the show gets finished despite the draining funds and motivation
>foreign nusharty kids attach to the show and make deadbrain nazi slop of his creation and dox fandom artists and his friends because they think they own the place
>declares the show over, doesn't want anyone's money either, completely dissociates, triples down to boot while still providing missing lore for those interested
>every american or russian nazi sperg panics, points fingers, spawns endless drama and seethes for years to come while he continues making Dutch content without giving a single shit in the world
No one here can ever dream of being as incredibly based as Massa.
Since there are so many stupid immigrants on this site, it's time to start teaching them some "zarty value and culture" with sharty culture addition.
First of all, this site is NOT discord, so you can't post yuri shit, porn, illegal content and etc. Follow da rules, please.
Second. The post you see is "Thread". If you want your thread in the first page, then write a new post on it or just write "bump". Bump means you "upping" your thread in the front page. If you don't want the thread to go up, then use "sage" feature in Options. Sometimes this is used for low quality thread and unsuccessful demoralisation bullshit.
And third. You need to know at least few slangs from da zarty/sharty and know their culture.
That's all the basics you need to know, this thread will be updated with tips.
If you have a question, then leave a post here!
do your 'ligdueling here (it's basically soydueling but with 'ligs)
RULES: no booru images if you post an image from the booru you're out
mymy : hi coco do you have robux?
coco: hi mymy no i dont have robux i tell you that
mymy: ugh okay my mom BUY ME A ROBUX . and you are a noob --
coco: mymy why i am noob? you have robux but this no one for me :(
mymy: ugh you very annoeying you dont have robux ugh im leave i dont talk to you anymore ugly rat
coco: what is wrong with you MYMY :(
mymy: i am not mymy I AM A QUEEN
maya: yeah ugly queen with no brain XD
coco: maya is a true! and i want to tell you i have 77k robux
coco: but you the queen with no brain and i dont talk to you anymore UGLY RAT --
mymy: wait sister i am sorry
coco: LOL im leaving with maya you dont understand
mymy: UGH OKAY i am leaving too i am very nice dutch girl but you dont accept me i dont accept you too
(mymy leavs the chet sister forever)
reposting this amazing zemmy artwork from the 'chive that I have never seen reposted ever
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h79k50/ongezelling_in_hebrewsub/
>inb4 zelligger off-shit drama
They want to dub Ongezellig in Hebrew, the Jews are actively trying to subvert 'zellig
>look at this zike coalburner, he's going to post yurishit bait in /zellig/ board right now, let's see how it ends
https://mega.nz/folder/vygmXS5I#d2uG2gtknenvrjb27KcbdQ
Apparently the folder containing the gasillustraties and other cool random stuff Massa made (along with the commissioned art) got completely cleared, does anyone else have a copy?
I found this video on an otherwise empty flash drive which I found in an unsigned parcel behind my apartment complex. What could it mean?
It would be VERY zemmy to chud up websites with zellig zems
Zoot sold Zarty and all his social media profiles in late August, its impossible that this is the same Zoot who created and maintained the Zarty
i love my wife
>>zellig halloween('cord) back in 2023 where some one sameelf(fag) necroHOHOHO!(bump)s all the bread(thread)s on nu/qa/ one of the members uses the term "frogcvck"….
>archive.soyjak.st/qa/thread/263007
What did he mean by this?
Im visiting family for thanksgiving and seeing two little cousins who are 7 and 5 respectfully, should I indoctrinate them to zellig?
So what happened that got 'tistic 'nished (I'm guessing I already know the answer)
general zellig thread on sharty's qa, post something if you want so nuucacas learn about real sharty culture
I feel sorry for this goofy Pajeet guy thinking he can actually get an pajeet audience. Bro is in for failure. Not to mention posting coal
>r/ongezellig
>2 days ago
>Medium-Skirt-9213
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>Is anyone continuing the show?
>Question ❓
>I already finished watching Ongezellig a long time ago, and I really like it; It is actually sad that Studio Massa canceled the show 😔🙏
<
>So I wonder, are there some kind of animator whom will do a continuation of this aforementioned show and does Studio Massa allows one to do it?
You gotta respect it. Bro is doing numbers for the 'zellig community on the 'gram
Fuck sharty and booru, new party Jannies are on power trips and permaban every other day for no reason n booru jannies said they banned me for a post yet it doesn’t redirect to show and I don’t remember posting anything against the rules.
We all know that Zellig is never coming, how long do we hold out before the inevitable death of the zarty?
Fellow Zaryans, I know that yesterday you pretty much told me to not shill 'zellig to Indians under any circumstances. I did understand...I dont know how to edit and make videos for shit. But I still went with it. What I have produced might be the worst coal on the zarty, please forgive me, OR it can be a stepping stone for the future of 'zellig. Im just a little worthless zajeet trying his best to fulfill my shitty dream of reviving 'zellig. I have used an AI voice, cuz there is no chance im revealing my zajeet accent.
(Unable to post the video here, some error idk why, I think the Zellig gods are stopping me from posting the niggercoal. Go look up @IndiaZellig on 'tube and kindly post the video if you can in the replies.)
I do feel the video is very generic and bare bones, but understand, this is the first time ever in my entire life I have ever edited or even remotely attempted to make videos.
Have mercy.
Zelligteens should start spreading the show to players on club penguin and cross the fandoms.
https://play.cplegacy.com/
why do you like 'zellig? what about it appeals to you?
I like 'zellig because Maya is a very relatable character for me because I struggle a lot with social anxiety and I have a touch of the 'tism as well
>it will be awesome if i create a crypto scam about dutch girls and force it on xitter
Found something on reddit, it's about "ongezellig new deel" or whatever:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GG_BBIB_G0IJjgrFA9df9Lu6TNbFwU8dKOVwVldFEmM/edit?tab=t.0
Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ongezellig/comments/1h2hcqh/another_deel_finished/
is it a good idea to lure in Indians to watch zellig on the lie that its an anime cuz anime has a cult like following here. Can this plan backfire? Plus should I post stuff for zellig on other Indian forums?
Hello people.
I am here to rally us to get AI 'p slop off of Shitter.
Everyone, make an account on the Shitter and mass report posts by "Haatgzellig" for Child Safety > Sexualization of Minors, and paste in "character is Coco Schoppenboer, a 16 year old from "Ongezellig," and this user created sexual art invovling this character" for the reason
we will cease the propagation of AI 'p slop.
zellig lofi and lofi mymy image, done by ripping the midis and doing things to them
Trying to garner an indian audience for this show, im being serious yeah, might not be the brightest idea to share this zem with Indians but im probably doing all of you a favour. I am 100% the ONLY Indian who has come across the show and shared it to few of my friends (they liked it). Im not sure how would it actually work out tho. Create a new channel and share the show in my own language(hindi), I dont know how to edit or do shit with any software, but might as well give it a try.
On Nick Fuentes's stream last night o algo
Sometimes I worry if I ever get a gf I'd lose a lot of my chuddy qualities because then that means I have to "grow up", "do better" and live a "normie" life without a lot of the humor I like now.
<whats your name? where are you from?
>my name is maya, man. (...) I'm from- I'm from down the street.
< (...)
> (...)
> wanna hit?
< no.
> I'm fucking with it, but I'm not fucking with it, but I am
< what?
> what?
< (...)
> (...)
< are you going to try and not be a socially challenged sad nigger for once and accept that progress requires failure maya?
> (...) unintelligible garble
Should we do something to help this fellow Zaryan? With the increasing number of Zaryans ACKing themselves we may go extinct soon
Series creator massa grew to hate the shows growing non-Dutch fan base and subsequently cancelled Ongezellig out of spite.
>Guys, I'm confused about something. When Maya says that Coco doesn't have parents, it sounds weird because Maya was adopted too, right? Could this be something cultural? In my country, when someone is adopted, they usually don't have contact with their biological parents. So, it seems like Maya is teasing Coco for not being able to communicate with her parents, but she can't either.
Is there an image of zellig lo-fi? I need it for something I made
pic' is randomly chosen from massacordscrape
A zigger faggot off-siter zelligger animated the Maya's Sweet 16 comic
https://youtu.be/ZQkN_i5W_X4?si
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Unironically, what do you think the sisters would think of our top guy?
Post only the BEST BLACKED ZELLIG EDITS
Mayafags, it's over. I was wondering why Maya looked like a Cheeto, and with my superior intellect, used the power of the Internet to look up her TRVE origins. The results were shocking. The chink is not Dutch not Belgian, but an island poojeet and chink. Something tells me Massa is some glownigger or something, I have to do more research on why he made the only white Aryan girl (Coco) retarded and Dutch ultranationalist orange (Mymy).
