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>im a free market capitalist and this is my day:
> I wake up in a bed assembled in a country we are at war with, but it was cheaper than a bed assembled in our country because they use underpaid child workers. 
>I have so much money that i don't need to work at all, but im not lazy because my father's workers had to work a lot for that money.
>I think abaut how workers who expect money from the government are just lazy because all they do is work, instead of explaining each other for money.
>at noon i go for a walk and im met with a single mother of three asking ME to buy HER and her children food. 
I cant believe how lazy can some people be, so i curbstomp her, and offer her children work, in my company.
>at evening I meet my friend, and we have a dick-measuring competition
>after losing the competition, I'm upset so i ordered some underage prostitutes
>at the end of the day im super tired so i go to sleep in sheets made from the feathers of an nearly extinct bird.